ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[pickled_pig 7]

A: Using the subjunctive where the dativic imperitive works fine.

Q: If I told you that I was a cannibal, what would you do?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) Not believe you

Q) Why must I pretend that I'm someone else for all time?

[ky72x 13]

A: Because you live at home.

Q: Why do 60 seconds equal a minute?

[Shinnie02 17]

A: to reduce hide and seek counting time

Q: Where do animals go when they pass away?

[amal81 3]

To the Animal farm.

Everybody loved Raymond, do you?

[Skyfire2275 23]

NO WAY!

Have you ever been to the planet Earth?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Yeah, mentally.

Q: Where did you leave your mind today?

[Shinnie02 17]

A: In the gutter

Q: where to birds sleep?

[iamthouth 0]

Behind the branches.

Why are you such a wannabe?

[amal81 3]

Because the world loves the wannabes.

Are you a wannabe?

[Shinnie02 17]

I wanna be you

Do you like walabies?

[JLT-001 0]

A: Of course I do

Q: What is the rate of mouse clicks for the planet Earth? *click* *click* *click*

[amal81 3]

You can visit planet earth by not clicking the mouse but by pressing the anykey, but the trouble is no one knows where is the anykey!

Where is the anykey anyway?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) Apparently it's the Tab key. (simpsons reference!)

Q) What's in your wallet?

[iamthouth 0]

My girlfriend's hands....

When will you reply to this?

[Shinnie02 17]

When I feel like it...

When will the sun die?

[JLT-001 0]

When it decides that checking into a retirement home wasn't the best idea it ever had.

Why do skittles taste like a rainbow?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: I don't know, but if that's so, then would skittles be tasteless?

Q: Why am I answering a question with another question?

[pickled_pig 7]

(mpb)

[Shinnie02 17]

A: Beacause the question inside your question questions the question which you seem to be questioning with

Q: Why is life so complicated?

[BurroDiablo 222]

A: Because we live in a reality with infinite possibilites and outcomes. Try doing them all before you die.

Q: Who wants to be cyrogenically frozen with Bruce Willis?

[iamthouth 0]

Amanda Peet in The Whole Nine Yards...(mmhmhmh)

What is the appeal of boybands?

[ky72x 13]

A: Homer Simpson.

Q: Why was that the most stupid answer in the world?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: It isn't that stupid... Bart Simpson was once in a boy band (!yvaN eht nioJ) if you recall correctly.

Q: But soft! what is that monstrosity which I hear, with my very own nose?

[Shinnie02 17]

A: Your nose can see and has five senses thus you are able to hear the monstrosity....

Q: What makes a bed a bed?

[PavSek 1]

A: 4 legs and mattress

Q: Why people are so stupid?

[BurroDiablo 222]

A- Because 1 in 10 people don't know where the UK is

Q- Blueberry muffins?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) Porkchops. And cheddar cheese.

Q) Cosa fai?

[Shinnie02 17]

A: Please use english...

Q: What does cosa fai mean?

[iamthouth 0]

Must be Engrish. ---> engrish.com

How close to the city do I have to be to be urban?