ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Duke87 1,070]

A) A clock that can be cloaked.. duh.

Q) Why? Why am I surrounded by fools!?

[Shinnie02 17]

A:Because you've been fooled

Q: Why do people use phones?

[iamthouth 0]

Telegrams aren't as popular any more.

Why did the postman lose my letter?

[amal81 3]

because your post man was him:

Why do people watch Seinfeld re-runs?

[Shinnie02 17]

Because seinfield said so

What does a mouse do?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: Mice get clicked on by computer users.

Q: What language do teenagers speak?

[iamthouth 0]

One not understood by parents.

Why would I want to "print this message"?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) So you could have a hard copy.

Q) Who stopped the rain?

[amal81 3]

I think god did.

Who is god?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: My pet monkey's name is God... so I guess he's God.

Q: Why are you a creationist?

[ky72x 13]

A: What are you talking about? Go ask that guy over there. ----->

Q: Where can you buy 453 cans of soda for only 20 cents?

[Vigilante1987 180]

A: I know this little place down south...

Q: Why is the Earth round?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) Gravity!

Q) O RLY?

[iamthouth 0]

Yes, really. But it used to be flat.

Why do I have to take of my shoes in a temple?

[luigiguy 1]

because dirt is brown

Why is yogurt healthy?

[Shinnie02 17]

A:Because it contains vitamins, A,B,C,D, E, F, G, H, I and P

Q:Why is the earth dieing?

[IdeaWorld 4]

Because the the trees are on strike

Why dose the sun smile?

[JDRCRASH 53]

A: I have no freakin' idea!

Q:Why does the moon have a face?

[iamthouth 0]

It was staring at the man in the moon.

Why shouldn't we play with fire?

[amal81 3]

Because you are a child and children don't get to play with fire, adults do.

Why are fire trucks painted red?

[Dr. Frickenstein 0]

A: Because it was the only paint color when fire trucks came. It was also the cheapest!

Q: Why is an annoying voice if you call customer service?

[ky72x 13]

A: Because they're really gorillas who have speaking disorders.

Q: Why do people paint their walls?

[Pokemen9103 0]

A: Because they feel like it(SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO stupid)

Q:What does the text i'm typing mean?

[SimLord the Great 0]

A: It means you know how to spell

Q: What was the biggest gaming flop in history?

[iamthouth 0]

Definately not Simcity.

What is moonfruit?

[brodequin666 2]

fruit thats freshly picked on the citrus trees on the moons surface, duh!

Why do people call sidewalks, sidewalks, when no one actually walks on their sides?

[ky72x 13]

A: Go ask that strange guy over there. ------>

Q: Where does all the water go?

[SimLord the Great 0]

A: Down the drain

Q: What's a transitor?

[amal81 3]

Something that transmits

What is a chip?

[iamthouth 0]

The heavy feeling of burdens on your shoulders.

When will we ever get more than 953 users on Simtropolis at the same time?