ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[amal81 3]

because of the endless river, forever and ever....

Why do you stay home to watch the rain?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Because the other side has more water.

Q: Why do you have a stick in your mouth?

[Zegai 0]

because I ate a tree seed.<br /><br />where are the figs?

[octaves 4]

I fed them to my pet werewolf, Fifi.

Why do we have fingernails?

[Zegai 0]

To fling at passerbys.

How do you shave a llama`?

[pickled_pig 7]

A:  By breaking the double-post rule  (and I use this answer to give out a friendly double-post rule reminder ...)

Q:  Why are you listening to the radio?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: I'm not.

Q: What is the "Ultimate Showdown"?

[Vigilante1987 180]

A: It's the one after the Penultimate Showdown.

Q: Where have all the good times gone?

[cityhawk 12]

A: To the past.

Q: Why did the smurf eat your hair?

[amal81 3]

coz the smurf saw something in my hair and liked it.

Why does Harry Potter wear glasses?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Because he is almost blind.

Q: Why does it hurt?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Because he is almost blind.

Q: Why does it hurt?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Because he is almost blind.

Q: Why does it hurt?

[sanantonio 0]

A. Because you keep poking it.

Q. How did I get here?

[sanantonio 0]

A. Because you keep poking it.

Q. How did I get here?

[sanantonio 0]

A. Because you keep poking it.

Q. How did I get here?

[Goldfish4209 9]

stop doing that?

wait... what am I saying?

[Goldfish4209 9]

stop doing that?

wait... what am I saying?

[Goldfish4209 9]

stop doing that?

wait... what am I saying?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: God dropped you here.

Q: Why are you robbing the 7-11?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: God dropped you here.

Q: Why are you robbing the 7-11?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: God dropped you here.

Q: Why are you robbing the 7-11?

[raul39 0]

Because I love slurrpy's! (seriously, I do!)

Why are you wearing shoes?

[raul39 0]

Because I love slurrpy's! (seriously, I do!)

Why are you wearing shoes?

[raul39 0]

Because I love slurrpy's! (seriously, I do!)

Why are you wearing shoes?

[raul39 0]

Because I love slurrpy's! (seriously, I do!)

Why are you wearing shoes?

[raul39 0]

Because I love slurrpy's! (seriously, I do!)

Why are you wearing shoes?

[raul39 0]

Because I love slurrpy's! (seriously, I do!)

Why are you wearing shoes?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: To cover my feet.

Q: Why do pants have 2 legs?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: To cover my feet.

Q: Why do pants have 2 legs?