ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: We'd all eat spam for every meal.

Q: Where can I find my shoes?

[cityhawk 12]

A: The forum game spammers would succeed in taking over the world, thus causing mass panic among forum goers everywhere.

Q: Why did you take your dog to the prom?

[Kippis05 2]

A: Because he begged for me to take him out.

Q: If 1+1=2, why can't I tie my shoes?

[timmyman 0]

a:because there velcro

Q:why is the sky blue

[cityhawk 12]

A: Because blue is THE color to be.

Q: Why do you have candy in your socks?

[Kippis05 2]

A: Because everybody's doing it.

Q: Why are drugs illegal?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: Because if they were legal, the Border Patrol would have mush less work.

Q: Why did Disco die?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Because people stopped listening to it.

Q: Why did the lightning just strike your favorite cup?

[Pirates29 0]

A: because its metal, and it was in a tree

Q: Why didn't I hear thunder then?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: What thunder?

Q: What Thunder was he talking about anyways?

[cityhawk 12]

A: The thunder on T.V.

Q: Why is the trademark emoticon of the Spam Club the ?

[Vigilante1987 180]

A: Because it's so fitting.

Q: Why does the Spam Club need a trademark emoticon?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Just because. Don't ask again.

Q: Why do people have toes?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Because God wanted people to have toes.

Q: What's this thing about a ?

[Simen 1]

42

crumbled eh?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Yes it is.

Q: Why do so many people answer 42? (I know, I know...)

[Vigilante1987 180]

A: Because it is the Answer.

Q: How can there be 5 books in a trilogy?

[cityhawk 12]

A: A trilogy is obviously a collection of 5 books!

Q: How much spam do spammers post when spammers post spam?

[FreewayofFlight 41]

A: When the spammers meet there spam quota!

Q: If redbull gives you wings, why don't Superman cape enble you to fly?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: It is a fake cape.

Q: How does the sun know when to rise?

[cityhawk 12]

A: When the chicken c o c k a d o o d l e d o o s.

Q: Why does spam have a double meaning?

[Nerd_Guy 4]

Because the number of letters in it is divisible by 2. duh...

What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything in it? (a quote)

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: 42, duh.

Q: Why do people use chainsaws to cut down trees?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Well, I sure don't see people chopping the trees down with their bare hands!

Q: Why won't the text go onto the picture?

[Kippis05 2]

A: Because computers are retarded like that.

Q: What's the difference between a PC and a Mac?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: A few screws here, some glue there... not much!

Q: Why does my black cat insist on sleeping in the middle of the stairs in the middle of the night?

[raul39 0]

A: simply because it feels like it.

Q: Ugh, why am I asking this stupid question?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Because this is the place for it.

Q: Why haven't you thought about using 's?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: I do all the time!

Q: What is your favourite smiley?

[Vigilante1987 180]

A:

Q: Why aren't there more smileys?