ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[SYM Productions 7]

Double-zero (00) like what you see on sports jerseys...

 

How do I know that you guys aren't all hackers ready to jump on my computer?

 

- CDI_spy

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Because if we were we would have already done so.

What happened to the alien in the closet?

[nealos101 20]

Dude, you cut his index finger off... remember?

 

So, what is the moral difference (If any) between a civilian and a citizen?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) Members of the military are still citizens.

Q) Excuse me, when does the next train leave for the past?

[gggg 9]

sorry ser,  you missed it

Q: whats a chicken do

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

It makes clucking noises and acts like a chicken.

What is a hen weigh?

[Duke87 1,070]

You kinda messed that up. It's gotta be What's a henway?, to which the answer would be Eh, a few pounds, or something like that.

Who stole the money from the house fund? Was it the Coconut Man?

[twistie 3]

No it was actually the muffin man, you know the one that live on Drury Lane!

Is it true you can die from falling off a 100 foot cliff?

[SYM Productions 7]

A: yes, but only if you land somewhere

Q: if you end up falling off a 100 foot cliff and there's no botom, is it really a 100 foot cliff?

 

- Yatagan_L

[Duke87 1,070]

A) Depends on whether or not the cliff has a bottom. The edges of a region in simcity, for instance, could be a 100 foot cliff that you'd never land anywhere if you fell off (they're more than 100 feet, though.)

Q) Are you too sexy for this song?

[gggg 9]

yes I am

whassup Dock

[nealos101 20]

The sky is up, and don't call me Dock, I have a name...

And so the star-trek fans gathered at their usual expo, only to be turned down by a giant rubber chicken - who was inside that rubber chicken?

[SYM Productions 7]

A: Leonard Nimoy

Q: why would Leonard Nimoy trash a convention in which he takes such a great part?

 

- Yatagan_L

[tchaos713 5]

Who wouldn't if everywhere you went people asked you what being Spock was like.

How did Patrick Stewart escape the Star Trek actor curse of only being known by their Star Trek character?

[nealos101 20]

HE cooked chilli dogs for the director of the series!

Time is against us all, and the race of pshyco ducks is taking over the planet, who is the saviour of us all?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) The savior of us all, if it's someone that's currently alive, is Keiji Inafune.

Q) Do you walk in fields of gold?

 

*Ow! That Stings!*

[SYM Productions 7]

A) Gold is good, platinum is better

Q) What is considered a stupid question?

 

- CDI_spy

[nealos101 20]

A) A question that makes the evil psycho duckies maaaad...

Q) If you do this equation ---> + = , what would happen to if you replaced with and with ?

 

[dev 47]

Answer: Then, of course, everything would be aligned correctly for Haley's comment to return to our skyline.

Question: Why is there only one i in Narnia?

[GDDan 4]

cause Y was on vacation...

Is there a Santa Claus?

[Goldfish4209 9]

NO!

Do you think ^ is true?

[baabaaloo 0]

NO!

do you think ^ is true?

[GDDan 4]

A: yes and no...

Q: yes or no?

 

Post #700!

[sloppet 3]

no..

Why dirk always get's a trixie ?

[Duke87 1,070]

Because if you're part of the committee that decides who gets them, the temptation to give yourself one is just overwhelming. (not that he doesn't deserve it...)

Do you recall what was revealed the day the music died?

 

(I'm currently listening to that song....)

[Goldfish4209 9]

the lyrics?

am I real?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

possibly

Is there really a duck army on its way from pluto that will enslave the earth?

[kingofsimcity 5,740]

Only if you forgot to feed them their bread.

Are the evil duckies plannie to destroy mars?

[sloppet 3]

Well... No...

Well, did you notinced kingofsimcity somewhere on this page?

[nealos101 20]

Well, depends if the regiment of psycho duckies from the evil duck army based in pluto were fed their brand-x bread!!

Will the ninjas overcome the evil ducky army?