ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[dev 47]

A: They've always been red!
Q: No?

[Dr. Frickenstein 0]

A: Yes!

Q: What's the difference between you and me?

PAGE 20!!!

[screamingman12 30]

A: you have a username that has the name of a famouse villan in it.

Q: why did the conductor just announce that they were serving Cheese89 with crackers in the dining car?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) He's been spending too much time on simtropolis

Q) So, is it possible to cry a river and drown the whole world?

[dev 47]

A: Yes.

Q: The answer wouldn't be that would it be the answer I don't think it would be the answer would it be the answer probably not would it?

[gggg 9]

nha... I dont think so

Q. whats the time?

[CDI_spy 5]

A: Uh... I'll guess what time this post will come out... 2/7/2006 9:37:17 PM

EDIT: OMG!!!  Who's right!!

 

Q: Who's a genius? 

[Duke87 1,070]

A) ME!!! I know better at everything than all of you unless I say otherwise!!!

Q) Does she really have dumps like a truck?

[gggg 9]

A. yeah...

Q. whos your daddy?

[dodipel 0]

A:This --->

Q:What is my name?

[Dr. Frickenstein 0]

A: I'm sure it's not my name!

Q: If llamas haves superpowers, can Maxis dominate the universe?

[MadMax410 1]

Maybe...

Will Iraq ever stop being retards?

[ginchael 1]

Only if a country could be retards.

Where the heck did all these Blockbuster gift cards come from?!?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) The VHS fairy. You were sleeping on a pile of your old tapes, remember?

Q) Do you trust in my self-righteous suicide?

[Dr. Frickenstein 0]

A: No. Ask someone on street.

Q: But if there's nobody on street?

[MadMax410 1]

Ask your pencil

But what if your pencil doesnt know the answer?

[dodipel 0]

A:Don't answer to the question.

Q:Who's nobody?

[gggg 9]

a. N_O_Body is the ouner of the Moose factory

b. is that just me or can you see the b' insted of the q' as well?

[MadMax410 1]

No, I see a q

Will HanSolo come save the planet?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) No

Q) Who let the dogs out?

[Dr. Frickenstein 0]

A: Not me!

Q: But if I must let out the dog?

[MadMax410 1]

Dont, let him complain until go goes on your mothers new clean carpet

What willm your mother say?

 

[pickled_pig 7]

She wouldn't say anything, she has hardwood floors, not carpets

Is there too much romantic here?

[screamingman12 30]

A: I didn't know we had romance here.

Q: Who ate my shoe?

[twistie 3]

The tooth fairy ate your shoe!

Why can I only pick up one of the five local channels on my tv card?

[pickled_pig 7]

Because the other 4 are too heavy for you to lift.

How did the Qatari do at Scrabble?

[gggg 9]

I wish i knew...

wheres the moon at?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) somewhere between perigee and apogee.

Q) Can you tell that I'm planning prevenge?

[MadMax410 1]

Of course! Look at your avatar!

When will my cat fly?

[gggg 9]

A. never

Q. is there anything between the sacred silence and sleep ?   ( im looking for a spesific answer )