ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[nealos101 20]

A: I dont see any doors to fit such a key in let alone find it...

Q: Why have locks on doors?

[gggg 9]

A: To annoy Santa.

 

Q: Why is SantaClaus so fat ???

[simzebu 20]

because he eats at McDonalds too much[:0]

Why is the i in iPod not capitalized?

[Slowhand 0]

A: Because i didn't feel like it.

Q:What's the point in life?

[Eastwinn 6]

A) I've always thought life was dull...

Q) If a rooster isn't a chicken, and a hen is, then where do the horses fit in?

[Mrkeacher88 0]

A: The horses fit in the bigger barn

Q: Why is the E in Dells name crooked?

[toxicpiano 125]

A: because they were drunk when they made the logo much like when they make PC's

Q:Why is the start bar called the start bar when you are not guarrenteed to start with it as you may start by starting with things that are differnent that youm start with like icons?

[guinea 31]

maybe bill gates invented his own launguage where start means click here , and internet explorer means virus packer , and high performance systems means this thing crashes loads

 

Q. Whats that over there ?

[your_adress_here 11]

A. Dunno, I didn't see anything.

 

Q. Do you know what's over there?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

No, I don't know what is over there.

Does anyone know what is over there?

[gggg 9]

A: Yes, I know

Q: how mach is   +=?

[guinea 31]

A)+=a fluffly bouncing duck with 2ft long fangs , 3 legs and a strong smell of garlic bread in its feathers

 

Q)Why does the alphabet song , and Twinkle twinkle little star have the same rhythem ??

[your_adress_here 11]

A. Because they both copied each other!

Q. How do keys fit in locks?

[nealos101 20]

A: Get it down the canal first?

Q: Why do canal barges float?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) Because their net density is less than that of water.

Q) What is the best part of Megaman X8?

[amal81 3]

A coz I can get beaten at the easy level in megamen

Q how does somebody become a megafan?

[gggg 9]

A: he need to use pretty colors!!! 

Q: Who is the best smilie?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) The bunny, of course.

Q) Who is the most androgynous megaman character?

[GrandCentralParkway 1]

A: Megaman lol

 

Q: Why are there stars in the sky?

[gggg 9]

A: to make gnomes happy

Q: how mach time does it takes to gsdksgtis the planet

[jarnomiedema 52]

A: Just as much time as it does to gsdksgtis any other planet!

Q: Why aren't there any polars bears on the South Pole!?

[Eastwinn 6]

A: Don't tell me you don't know!

Q: 3n + (6 - (-5))  = 5n + 1
        What does n equal?

        What does n equal in Espo

[gggg 9]

A: it makes you coffee in the morning

Q: why the hell thay did this??

[Duke87 1,070]

A: Wait, Thay did something? Who's Thay?

Q: Do you own an antelope?

[kingofsimcity 5,740]

A. Of course I do...not!

Q. What came first...the Earth...or the Earth?

[GDDan 4]

A: the Earth of course

 

Q: how do you spell relief?

[gggg 9]

A: Whith a big smile

Q: what is my real name

[Duke87 1,070]

A) It's whatever it says on your birth certificate.

Q) Hello, how are you?

[kingofsimcity 5,740]

A. I'm just....Thats it, you're dead!

Q. Does 1+4= Rolaids?

[gggg 9]

A:Yes

Q: why is it dark in here