Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[simcity1999 34]

Granted, but a witch turned the shark into a real one and attack and eats you.

I wish 9/11 never happened.

 

Edited my post.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

NK? Whatever you want this to have had happened, this is something no one wishes for.

 

No wish this time but I needed to write this!

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but you wished to be non-existent.

 

I wish that the hover puzzle piece over TE lot crash was resolved.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but it spawns more bugs.

[simcity1999 34]

Granted, but you forgot to make a wish.

I wish NK follows Myanmar (democratic thingy)

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but you get executed for too many wishes for North Korea.

 

I wish for a medicine that makes you immortal.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, after the end of the world you fly around space without being able to breath, so you are always as close to death as possible.

I wish for somewhere to go.

[Terring 6,476]

Granted. The somewhere place is the worst place ever!

I wish I had the G.D.I. Ion Cannon :kitty:

 

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but you ended up destroying Earth, thus, ending this game.

 

I wish I were a billionaire...

[simcity1999 34]

Granted, but extreme inflation makes a billion dollar worthless.

I wish Boeing 747 can land on Lukla/Saba Airport.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but, granted.

I wish I could have a donut

[Terring 6,476]

Granted, but it has terrible taste

 

I wish for a pet

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but it's a wild and untamed one.

 

I wish for 20/5 vision.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but your vision is blocked by microbes.

I wish I had more summer vacation left.

[simcity1999 34]

Granted, but your summer vacation turned out to be a nightmare.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but...

 

I wish I could bypass the 350KB avatar size limit...

[Terring 6,476]

Granted. The new limit is 351KB

 

I wish for a time machine

[simcity1999 34]

Granted, but you travel to the stone age.

I wish I never forgot to make a wish.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but you wish for the worst things.

I wish I was telepathic.

[Duke87 1,070]

Granted, but you really don't want to know what people are thinking about you!

 

I wish I had the power to make traffic vanish.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but you make cars non-existent, forcing us to go back to the 16th Century where we rode horse drawn carriages.

 

I wish for Lego RealHighway.  

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but you keep stepping on the pieces and falling down, causing even more immense pain.  You are eventually rendered a paraplegic.

 

I wish I had Iron Man's armor.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but it doesn't work and can't open, making it hard to move.

I wish for a fish.

[simlink 1,098]

Granted, filet o' rainbow trout pan seared in a lemon juice.

I wish for weather that would be a little less wonkey...

[Durfsurn 539]

granted but you now live in the Bahamas.

 

I wish for MOAR processing power!

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

You only will get more.

 

I wish for no 1nt3Rn3Txxx written stuff anymore!

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but jejemons eventually gain world domination...

I wish I could control the weather.

[simcity1999 34]

Granted, but you cannot control properly and destroy the earth's atmosphere, thus making the earth unhabitable.

I wish SC4 is 3D and allows curved roads without puzzle pieces.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but you need Origin to use it.

I wish it rained all the time.

[jason leo 485]

Granted, but there will be more storms and floods happened daily, and everything that you have will be taken by the water.

 

I wish for SimCity 6.