Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted, but now your homework load is unbearable.

 

I wish this winter would be mild.

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Granted, but summer will be freezing.

 

I wish I had two flawless Big Macs with me right now.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

But Mr. McDonald points at Burger King

 

I wish for Burger Queen

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted, but the food is horrible.

 

I wish I could eat pizza right now.

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Granted, but someone eaten it before you, if you know what I mean.

 

I wish I had food.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

But it's fooT

 

I wish the plural was "foots" and not "feet"

[jmsepe 2,039]

Granted but then people started asking what is foots and what are feet? 

 

I wish for a harmonic melody. 

[tonyr 926]

Granted,...I have more jokes!

 

I wish I could sing like Joshua Ladet!

[iLoveMusic 66]

Not granted, since I don't know who that is.

 

I wish I was a talented musician, write my own songs, perform all the instruments myself, and get signed with a good record label.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

No because than you would be just like me except for the last one. 

 

I wish including the last one.

[jmsepe 2,039]

And then music industry died. It's all your fault!

 

I wish for a merry holidays. 

[iLoveMusic 66]

Granted, for only one person in Greenland. Everyone else's holidays are terrible.

 

I wish my cough would go away, so that I would not be sick at all.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Eat a Snickers ...

 

I wish for Snickers. 

[tonyr 926]

Granted,but you must give it back...there is only one!

 

I wish I did'nt have to buy new clothes.

[iLoveMusic 66]

Granted, now you have no clothes at all. 

 

I wish people would stop getting too excited about technology which will work against them rather than benefit them....

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

This will definitely never come true ...

 

I wish some wishes would come true. 

[jmsepe 2,039]

They do but on the wrong time with the wrong people at the wrong place.

 

I wish for eggs machiavellian because benedict is too cliche. 

[iLoveMusic 66]

Granted, but you get nothing since I don't know what you're talking about.

 

I wish most cars on the road today suddenly looked exactly like American cars from the 1960s and 70s.

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted, but only because you were transported back into the 70's.

 

I wish this snow would go away.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

No snow here so I can't support that wish.

 

I really wish for some more support in general, even when hard times arrive

[iLoveMusic 66]

Granted. Here are the support beams you asked for. Too bad one of them fell on you, and turned you into Stitch pancakes.

 

 

I wish the apartment complex I lived in didn't suck so much.

[iLoveMusic 66]

I'm going to temporarily bend the two-post rule here to revive this thread. Not sure why it died, my wish was easily corruptable.

 

I wish someone would post in it now.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Please do not double-post. There's no need to "revive" a thread that "died" just because there was no post for 5 days.

[Prophet42 1,503]

I wish terroism didn't exist.

[iLoveMusic 66]

Please do not double-post. There's no need to "revive" a thread that "died" just because there was no post for 5 days.

 

But I got my wish, didn't I? 

 

I wish terroism didn't exist.

 

Granted, terroism no longer exists. Terrorism, however, still very much exists.

 

I wish I could just hug both Stitch and Prophet right now.

[tonyr 926]

Granted,but I can't force them to do what they refuse to do.

 

I wish I didn't  have to pay taxes.

[Compdude787 916]

Yeah, but then your roads would all be crumbling, and there'd be no police and military to defend the country or to preserve law and order.

 

I wish Seattle had more freeways.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Feel free to take another way!

 

I wish for foreshadowing

[iLoveMusic 66]

Granted - an increasingly large shadow of a baseball bat briefly appeared over Stitch's forehead before it struck him.

 

I wish I could lay on this soft, comfy pink blanket forever.

[tonyr 926]

Granted, just follow the light!

 

I wish Obama could serve a third term.