Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[Fatherted 129]

Um...granted because they are?

 

I wish I had access to a button to counter trolls automatically.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Granted, but every time you use it, a troll spontaneously generates somewhere and proceeds to leap over the nearest store counter and trash everything.

 

I wish there was such a thing as unlimited energy.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but the energy you have turns into adipose tissue as a result of being inactive, thus, you go as fat as a 1 km road. :P :P  
 
I wish I could burn fats without diet or exercise...

[Terring 6,476]

Granted, now you're too thin!

 

I wish Rarity (the pony above me) wouldn't cry

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but you cry.

I wish I was telekinetic

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Granted, but you need to pay a visit to Yoda to learn to correctly harness your newfound powers. Unfortunately, you didn't wish for a spacecraft to take you to Dagobah...

 

I wish for the power to shapeshift into a peregrine falcon at will.

[Cottoncandy Cyanide 145]

Granted, but you can only shift into a flightless one.

 

I wish I was more moe. :V

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but I have no idea what "moe" is, so I just turn you into a walrus.

I wish someone would revive the thread "build a skyscraper."

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but that guy gets banned for bumping an inactive thread.

I wish I had the NAM 32 dev build.

[airman15 4,112]

Granted, but every time you use it your city gets erased. The results prolong your crying.

 

I wish I can make the best BATs the STEX has ever seen.

[simcity1999 34]

Granted, but it contains virus.

I wish SC4 is 3D.

[Fatherted 129]

Granted, but it runs at 1FPS 120p.

I wish I owned a moose.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, the moose becomes "A Nonny Moose", if you know what I mean.

I wish money wasn't invented.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Granted. Everyone uses high-quality rope, which becomes the new money.

 

I wish I could revive fallen trees.

[airman15 4,112]

Granted, they are delivered right above your head.

 

I wish the US had a Silver backed currency.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but the economy is worse.

I wish I could do what I wanted.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but the thing that you wanted to do is illegal.

 

I wish for a wish that's almost impossible to corrupt.

[airman15 4,112]

Granted, but every other wish you make afterward is definitely corrupted

 

I wish Simtropolis gave us a variety of smileys to choose from.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted,mbut you make them vulgar and they get you banned.

I wish I wished and I don't have to edit this post.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but you eventually forget to make a wish and also didn't edit it! D:

I wish for a medicine that cures virtually every disease.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Granted, but it's more expensive than antimatter - which currently costs somewhere in the range of tens of trillions of dollars per gram.

 

I wish FTL existed today.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but when FTL was pushing his cart of cabbages down the road, Aang and his crew smashed them again.  He had to go all the way back to his village to get more.  How sad for FTL.  His life will be consumed by his unending (and unfinishable) quest to finally, one day, successfully sell his cabbages.

 

I wish for beautiful days to not bring out my horrible hay fever.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but you become allergic to all kinds of food, thus, you starve to death.

I wish for cabbage salad with ceasar dressing.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Granted! Here you g- *Aang and company come tearing through the restaurant, knocking over the tray with the cabbage salad* -MY CABBAGE SALAD!!

 

I wish Cabbage Guy could catch a break.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but you can't catch a break.

I wish for enlightenment.

[heat33330 26]

Granted, you are now followed by a blinding light. You're blind now.

 

I wish for a wish that doesn't get corrupted.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Wish rejected.

I wish for MOAR processing power!

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but you get processed right into American cheese slices (surprisingly, only 5 of them) by the new, MORE POWERFUL processor.

I wish I was a regular on Top Gear and was friends with Jeremy, Hamster, and Captain Slow.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but you're killed off.

I wish for some bad NES games.

[airman15 4,112]

Granted, you are given a copy of Action 52. However there is a catch to this, as it is the only game you can ever play.

 

I wish I had super speed.