Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but you suddenly turn into 3 periods.

I wish the RHW-12S and 10C were in NAM 31.2...

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[simcity1999 34]

Granted, but it crashes upon placement.

I wish an democratist anticommunist starts a coup in Totalitarian Kim's Dictatorship of Korea.

[AkemiAzula 280]

Granted but then Kim blows him up and returns to even greater power, taking over the world and burning you slowly to death.

 

I wish my bloody smartphone didn't need extra charges to gain data without of wifi distribution zones.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but since your phone is bloody, the police arrest you for murder.

I wish I had an extra day in San Diego.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Granted, but you can't do anything during the day. You're a vampire now.

 

I wish for garlic.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but you die from the strong aftertaste.

 

I wish I had the source code of SimCity 4...

[airman15 4,112]

Granted, but there is a hidden virus that turns into a black hole and it eats the whole solar system..

 

I wish I harness the power of electricity.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Granted, but you lose ten years of your lifespan for each second you use that power.

 

I wish fo-

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but you get arrested for not making a wish.

 

I wish for muffins! Mmmmuffins!

[simcity1999 34]

Granted, but it's from the trash bin.

I wish SC13 is not for sale anymore.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Granted - it's now for free.

 

I wish for my wish to be corrupted.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but it now gets uncorrupted suddenly...

I wish I could convert all humans to ponies. Bwahahahaha-*cough*-hahahaha!!!!!!!111one

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

NO!

 

I wish i could convert my box into an editable polygon!

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Granted, but it goes sentient and eats you for not corrupting the previous person's wish.

 

I wish real life had a soundtrack.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but like the world, it has major problems.

I wish the air in Philadelphia smelled like the air in San Diego.

[simcity1999 34]

Granted, but air in san diego is worst in USA.

I wish Indonesia (and other countries too, including Kim's Korea) are corruption free.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but every other country gets corrupt.

I wish for a pet Derpy...

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Granted but how could this come true!

 

I wish palauan would be the most common language!

[Schulmanator 5,793]

Granted, but that's only because the robots have taken over everyone else....

 

 

I wish for a billion kajillion dollars

[simcity1999 34]

Granted, but it became worthless as the Zimbabwe Dollar.

I wish there are no traffic jams in Jakarta (and all other Indonesian cities).

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Granted, but now all the roads are three feet deep in a molasses flood.

 

I wish for insanely overpowered fireballs.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but those fireballs disintegrate Earth into small pieces of rock, thus, ending civilization.

I wish my eyelids were transparent so I could see through them...

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but you are blinded by the sun.  Sunglasses do nothing for you.  Also, you seriously look super-creepy.  And weird.  You're creepin' me out, man.  Stop that.

 

I wish I was super-intimidating and nobody messed with me.  EVER.

[Lot Creator 304]

Granted but you are ignored by everyone and you dissapear.

 

I wish for a wish that can make a wish a wish for a wish in a wish. 

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but your wish cancels itself out,

[simcity1999 34]

Granted, but you forgot to make a wish.

I wish you don't forgot to make a wish.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but it alters the universe in the way the word "wish" never existed, thus, this game will cease to exist.

I wish for wishes...

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but you trip on a rock and your pants fall down and you lose them all down a gully.

 

I wish for Coke Zero.

[Lot Creator 304]

Granted but it has 0 soda. (You said so)

 

I wish that people's wishes had more sense...

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Granted, but they still don't make sense to you (everyone else understands them).

 

I wish for the ability to take off and land safely under my own power.