Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Granted but you will die since you come to close to it (It'll burning you down  )

 

I wish there was something bigger than VY Canis Majoris!

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

There is, but you end up in Hades trying to see it.

 

I wish there had never been a Spider-Clone story in the Spider-Man books in the 90s.

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

Granted, but you go blind (please tell me someone gets that!)

I wish for a new My Bloody Valentine album/EP.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Granted, but you get the movie D:

 

I wich someone knew who Shane Told is without google!

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but they will hate you for liking him.

[airman15 4,113]

You forgot to make a wish.. So I'll take the opportunity.

 

I wish I can lift more weight.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, you lift it RIGHT OFF THE PLANET.  Great, good job, Muscles.  *sigh*

I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her etc

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Granted, but that's definitely too much to wish for!

 

I wish for dat Thing!

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

Granted, but den ain't nobody got time for dat.

I wish for a good night's sleep.

[nataniels3 61]

Granted, but since good nights don't exist, neither does your sleep.

I wish good nights did exist.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but not for you.

I wish people would stop saying my avatar is a nose, it's a Mr Saturn (head, feet, nose, hair, wiskers, ribbon).

[simlink 1,098]

Granted, now they just say "It's the giant-nosed avatar!" instead.

I wish for some chocolate. 

[Duke87 1,070]

Granted, you get caught in chocolate rain

 

I wish for bacon.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but it's purple for some reason, and smells like potatoes.

 

I wish my comics were here in Japan with me.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Granted, but comics ain't got waings D:

 

I wish you wouldn't have let Marv die!

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted. But he is a zombie and attacks you.

 

I wish I were in Equestria.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but the wish somehow becomes corrupt.

I wish I could make an Official Simtropolis Spam Forum (I don't really want to)

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but it takes over your computer and demands all your attention as the single mod in charge of it.  You must spend countless hours, nay, days at a time trying to contain it to its single place in our forums, dealing with all manner of spammers and bots.  After a time, you start to wonder if it was wise to wish for such a thing, and quit to take up knitting.  While taking a break from knitting, however, you get up and walk to the fridge to get a nice glass of iced tea, but slip and fall and break both your hands, leaving you helpless for however long it takes for them to heal.

 

I wish someone other than Kyari Pamyu Pamyu had made Ninjari Banban because then the song would have a shot at being cool.

[The Pennsylvania Turnpike 252]

Granted but it is Justine Bieber

 

I wish i was never born at allllllll........ I SEE A LITTLE SJLHOUETTO OF A MAN Scarmouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango? Thunderbolts and lightning very very frighting me......*ROCK OUT* 

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted... But..... You.... Uh..... We're never born...... Uh,...... So....... Uh.... You never......... Existed.........

I still wish to create an Official Simtropolis Spam Fourm (not really)

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but the moderators ban you for spamming too.

 

I wish my eyes had a zoom in feature.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but they break the third time you use the function and are stuck on EXTREME CLOSEUP! WHOAAAA! for the rest of your life.

 

I wish they would make another awesome Wayne's World movie.  An awesome one.

[nataniels3 61]

Granted, they make a 1 minute movie showing drawings of a planet by a five year old named Wayne called Awesome Wayne's World: An Awesome One.

I wish Tesla had fought Edison in a steel cage death match.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but you can't see it.

I wish I had 500 rep.

[The Avatar 1,089]

Granted, but you are banned thereafter and it is all for naught.

 

I wish I was more creative.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted. But the power went out and your computer turns off. You didn't save your work and you lost your 8 hour project.

 

I wish NAM 31.2 could be released this month.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but it gives your computer sentience, which it promptly uses to eat you.

 

I wish for a pizza.

[The Avatar 1,089]

Granted, but it's extremely hot and melts your face when you eat it.

 

I wish I had a better computer.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but you forgot to buy a fan and it overheats after 1 hour of usage.

 

I wish for an internet connection without actually connecting to it.

[nataniels3 61]

Granted, they broadcast internet over the air but in one 7 billionth of the human race (read: you) it causes spontaneous human explosion, followed by spontaneous human implosion, followed by spontaneous human combustion.

I wish we could rob uninhabited parallel universes blind.