Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but it will be at the worst time possible.

 

I wish for a Mr Saturn plushie

[Mister Jackz 0]

Granted, but there's a bomb inside it.

 

I wish EA would release SC4 source code to public.

[jason leo 485]

Granted, for $60+$90 extra cost only. And if you want the SC3K code bonus, just add another $30 ! And remember, this special offer also add a special bonus, your Origin account banning ! Great offering, isn't it ?

 

I wish SCS was a better game.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Grsnted, but you lose your copy and only have expensive options to buy it again.  (PS I kinda like SCS)

 

I wish for a trip to New York City.  (I've been there, but it's a game)

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Granted, but you become trapped in a subway, forever. 

 

I wish to travel the world.

[Sydney Claridge 106]

Granted, but you lose your passport at the Dubai airport.

I wish I could escape to the wilderness from the confines of human civilization.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but you will be eaten by a bear.

 

I wish to have infinite wishes

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Granted, but they will remain a wish, and never answered.

 

I wish for unlimited wealth.

[Mister Jackz 0]

Granted, but they take you to an island, far away from any mainland.

 

I wish someone would give me a free unused Simcity 2013 key... (once it's out.)

[jason leo 485]

Granted, but the key is not valid.

 

I wish SC4 wasn't frequently crashing.

[jacobhinds 36]

Granted, but you can only save the game with the DLC which is free to buy, but costs $5 every time you save.

 

I wish the day was 35 hours long so I wouldn't be constantly distracted from work by having to sleep at the end of the day.

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

Granted, but he is secretly gay (unless you're male, then it all works out rather nicely).

Wouldn't mind a girlfriend either, so I shall wish for that.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted , but she is eeeeeeeeeeeeevil.

 

I wish for anything

[jason leo 485]

Granted, now you have a ton of rubbish.

 

I wish for everything this planet can offer.

[Mister Jackz 0]

Granted, but by the time you were granted, the world already exploded... So you get nothing at all.

 

I wish I could meet Will Wright.

[jacobhinds 36]

Granted, but he just gives you generic corporate responses to everything you say.

 

I wish for a video game that properly simulates war rather than depicting small snippets of it

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but like real solders, you don't respawn....

I wish for 1000 Simtropolis posts.

[simlink 1,098]

Granted but they're all spam so they get deleted.

I wish for potatoes.

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

Granted, but you're in Ireland in 1845.

I wish for a car.

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Granted, but it breaks down as soon as you put the key in.

 

I wish to never be tired.

[jason leo 485]

Granted, a model-T is pretty good, right ?

Hey, you have snipping me for over two times today !

 

Granted, but you must work 24/7 and you can't leave your working place and will not paid by the employer.

 

I wish I had an iPad.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but just before you can sit down and enjoy using it for the first time, you are sucked through a trans-inter-intra-dimensional warp-worm-hole to a world populated by warring states of iPads.  The white iPads recruit you first and send you on a mission to spy on the blue iPads, trying to collect the intelligence to break their power for good.  Because of your extremely good athletic skills and your ability to blend in like a cuttlefish, you are successful in your mission and the blue iPad empire falls, thanks completely to your work.  As you sit down to enjoy the spoils of war, a meteorite falls onto the ground very near to you, causing you to jump in surprise and choke to death on the grape you were just about to enjoy.

 

I wish I was healthier.

[jacobhinds 36]

Granted, but you become so healthy that your immune system becomes immune to yourself. your white blood cells stage a coup and you no longer have control over your body.

 

I wish I had a small hut in northern Afghanistan with a wife and children and a few dozen sheep.

[Mister Jackz 0]

Granted, but in December 1979. (The year Soviet invaded Afghanistan.)

 

 

I wish I own 99% of EA share.

[pineapple132 35]

People would raid your house because they did not like SC.

 

I wish for a cold beer.

[jason leo 485]

Granted, but a group of Taliban forces hiding somewhere not very far from your hut, and within few days, some American forces is attacking the area and they thought you are also one of them. They manage to reach your hut and capturing you and later on, treating you very uncivilized and due to depression, you commit suicide.

 

Snipped again.

 

Granted, I hope you enjoy your 70% alcohol beer !

 

I wish for immortality.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted but after the apocalypse you will be floating n space, not being able to breath and lost forever.

 

I wish to know what city Jason Leo's avatar is

[pineapple132 35]

You won't ever know.

 

I wish for Mr. Saturn64 to change his avatar.

[jason leo 485]

Granted, but his avatar will be like this :

I wish Thursday was never exist.

[Kieren Barnett 76]

 

Granted, but Sunday is now the only day of the weekend, after big businesses complained 4 days wasn't enough time and won a collective petition to make Saturday a working day.

 

I wish to be a professional cyclist, who wins the Tour de France without using any drugs.