Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Granted; but someone forgot to add the letter U, so you get a moldy sandwich instead.

EDIT: Dang, I forgot MY wish. If it's not too late, I'll wish for... nothing. D:

  Edited January 14, 2012 by emperordaniel  

[Ganaram Inukshuk 906]

I wish for a mouldy sandwich(reverse psychology, lets see how this pans out?)

OK. One stomach pump to go.

I wish people would understand that the next NAM version is 31, and that there's no decimal point in 30, because that's the total number of NAM releases to date. And Emperordaniel's wish.

  Edited January 14, 2012 by Ganaram DI  

[mc12345 3]

Granted, but then the NAM team don't have any time to develop the NAM because they have to tell people about the version number all the time.

I wish WB/Rocksteady would fix the Arkham City PC Save file problems.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Granted, and now that they've "fixed" the problems, a whole set of brand-new, even WORSE problems spring up.

I wish I was King.

[airman15 4,111]

Granted, but the entire nation under you overthrows your government exactly 24 hours after you are put in power.

I wish I had the ability to control the oceans

[simlink 1,098]

Granted, but they dry up before you can control them.

I wish SC4 had a pie chart telling you the source of power generation for your cities (like SC3K...)

[Ganaram Inukshuk 906]

OK then, but you'll have to settle for a Pinkie Pie Chart. It's pink and there's no way to change the colour.

ut then the NAM team don't have any time to develop the NAM because they have to tell people about the version number all the time.

Now, because I'm a NAM Team member, I would have to constantly remind myself. Can I wish for that inception joke to be negated?

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but it's replaced by something hugely embarrassing and unfortunately true that you had hoped no one would ever find out but now EVERYBODY knows.

I wish I had a better graphics card in my laptop (or at least an easy way to upgrade without tearing it to pieces).

[mc12345 3]

Granted, but your power supply can't handle it.

* Just kidding. Upgrading the laptop GPU would be very hard, and might void the warranty. To be more safe, either buy a new laptop or upgrade your desktop computer. (GTX560Ti is pretty good now IMO, or wait for Radeon HD 7000 series to be more mainstream or nvidia kelper.) *

I wish that NAM 32 would be a big update.

  Edited January 15, 2012 by mc12345  

[Will13 2]

Granted but it crashes your game and blows the cooling fan on your computerI wish for a new awesome fast reliable good graphic never break down PC

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Granted, but it's so awesome that the guys sending it to you decide to steal it for themselves.

I wish I was a great BATer.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Granted but your Computer is not good enough to export BATs which are bigger than 3 MB

I wish i had pizza

[simlink 1,098]

Granted, but the delivery guy gets stick in traffic and it is cold when you get it.

I wish I high pi pie's.

  Edited January 16, 2012 by sim_link  

[617squad 52]

Granted: however, Pinkie Pie eats it all before you do

I wish for one of emperordaniel's wishes to come true, but more corrupted.

[Idonoghue 5]

Granted: You grant his wish with the best corruption ever but someone snipes you with a lame corruption.

I wish I never had to sleep

  Edited January 16, 2012 by Idonoghue  

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but on your third day of wakefulness, you start to realize th- *BAM* hit by a meteorite.

I wish that every corruption had helpful hints such as Mc12345's up there.

[Idonoghue 5]

Granted: Unfortunately all the hints are about how to curdle milk. After succesfully following the hints you discover your severely lactose intolerant... Ouch

I wish I had my own alternate reality.

[Wiecher 192]

Granted, but it's populated only by Justin Bieber.

I wish my camera got fixed.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 906]

I wish my camera got fixed.

Granted, but it's a paper drawing of a camera, and you need to draw a new battery for it.

I wish I had a 4x4x4 Rubik's Cube.

[Idonoghue 5]

Granted: But it was secretly a bomb sent by radical PETA people. It blew up upon arrival, creating a black hole beyond all proportion which knocked you into my alternate reality of Justin Biebers and also, ironically, turned you into Justin Bieber.

I wish I would have read the forum game rules before posting earlier.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Granted, but you still don't obey them.

I wish I could enter the alternative reality to see the Army of Clone Justin Biebers.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but you are trampled by them.

I wish I had better headphones.

[Idonoghue 5]

Granted: Better sound quality but they only play Justin Bieber. Enjoy!

I wish I was born January 1, 3000 C.E.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Granted, but the only people alive then are you and Justin Bieber CIX (aka Justin Bieber the 109th).

I wish I had Orcrist (Thorin Oakenshield's sword from The Hobbit).

[Ganaram Inukshuk 906]

I wish I had Orcrist (Thorin Oakenshield's sword from The Hobbit).

Wish rejected. You've been given a spitball instead.

I wish I were proficient at typing on a Dvorak Keyboard...

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but you become so proficient at it, you are an expert, you are almost Flash-like in your speed. This results in your typing far too fast, overheating your keyboard and computer and spontaneously combusting into a massive pile of computer keys.

I wish for a decent hamburger.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Granted, but only when you're dreaming.

I wish for fish.

[mc12345 3]

Granted, you get a poisonous fish.

I wish I could get rid of all my stupid classmates (My teacher always punish the entire class just because of a few people).

  Edited January 22, 2012 by mc12345  

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but your teacher blames you for everything that happens in their absence. Even when nothing happens, it's still your fault. Sorry, bro.

I wish people would stop calling other people "bro."

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Granted, now they call other people "sis".

I wish for a kryptoNightsaber.