Queensferry ---> WINNING

[Hester 699]

Ewwwwwww. and WE hate YOU!

[BuggUla 405]

Muck308 We only provide death to those who are insufficiently loyal or fail to obey BuggUla fast enough. We have few executions, since the population is kept under control well thanks to the glorious properties of Oil of Onimay. We love you for asking though.

Archean It is in use whether or not it is deployed. It serves as a deterrent for any who dare to question anything they are commanded to do. After all, true love of BuggUla means true unwavering obedience. We know that you love us and love you as well. That's why a special new Onimay-laced treat will be released soon and you will get a free case of it! Our love in action...

Benedict As well you should! You should love it as it is the sound of love. The same sound we emanate when we share our love with you!

Hester You poor deluded soul. We love you and would hate for you to have to be sentenced to Windshield Labor Camp, so we suggest you work on improving your loyalty... before it's too late!

Attention, all Queensferry admirers: The next chronicle of our greatness will be revealed on Page 15. You will of course love it, as we love you. Come and cheer us on to eternal victory..... or else.

[Hester 699]

Gp ahead BuggUla, make my day!

[Follarch 326]

You just wait until someone fights you with the same weapons.

[BuggUla 405]

Building The Hive

This update is written by the Queensferry Propaganda & Infestation Office, a division of QueensMedia Group, Ltd. QueensMedia Group allows free distribution of this update, since it is laced with so many subliminals and neuro-treats (yes, uleic acid, even in soft copy form) that all who read it or even glance at it or even think about it will be filled with an overwhelming urge to love Queensferry and support us in our quest to take over all and subjugate all to our inspired and glorious vision. All hail Queensferry! Death to all! All hail BuggUla! Death to all! [Please note: if the propaganda's effects seem to be wearing off, please report immediately to an Infestation Center for full indoctrination and an Oil of Onimay chaser. Better you come to us than us have to come get you...]

And now, the feature presentation.

Acquaint yourself with this map. In this update, we will begin to explore the glorious creation of Love Island, a Model City of Queensferry, designed to quell restive indigenous populations who might doubt the greatness of our intentions... or our power. Don't memorize the map - our gains will continue unabated.

This segment of our journey will be another of the fourteen interlinked cities we have built on the island - our new hive. As the hive expands, so does our glory and power. All hail victory!

We can do quaint, too! Casa de Petrochemicals is one of the first sights you see when you enter the city of Gulf Mountain from the north end of Love Island.

Cheerful luxury living awaits our citizens on Love Island. Surely our intransigent and incompetent enemy can see the glory in our great structures and will surrender to our love. Truly, we are superior to all. All who know us, love us. Those who do not love us, fear us. For we will prevail and all will be trampled under our glorious banner. All hail victory! Death to all!

This charming district in Dennis B. Menace City is proof that our technology and lifestyle are superior to all. Truly, BuggUla loves us ever so much to give us such grandeur. All hail BuggUla!

The vast riches and opulent lifestyle we live is due in great part to our extreme diligence and efficiency in the production of uleic acid, the wondrous unobtanium of Queensferry. We have already started large scale acid pit mines and opened refineries in the newly conquered territory. Who needs electric trees when you have the all-encompassing love of BuggUla?

Popular food manufacturer Granny Legg has set up a new factory on Love Island. This one produces Homestyle "Chicken" and Dumplins as well as Granny's Deluxe Homemade "Blackberry" Cobbler. All of Granny's products are fortified with government-approved vitamins, minerals and special additives to increase loyalty and obedience. Enjoy!

Security remains high. There have been unconfirmed reports of stray felines around the area. To prevent sabotage, we are stepping up patrols and have dispatched four battalions of the Flea Army to keep guard. If anyone can find intruding felines, it will be the fleas. All hail victory!

Take a deep whiff, my fellow Love Islanders. That is the smell of money being made. Ahhhh, so refreshing!

This lovely new Oil of Onimay factory is the first in the area to produce a fabulously intoxicating new beverage. It's from an old BuggUla family recipe.

Onimay Love Potion is the newest uleic acid soft drink to hit the market. It's refreshingly delicious- sparkling Oil of Onimay with just a splash of infesterol^TM to give it a terrific taste that can't be beat! Try some today! If you aren't filled with love for Queensferry after one can, we'll refund double your money! That's how confident we are of its special powers.

Our new hive extends from north to south and east to west, covering the island with our warm, glowing warming love. Can't you just about smell the love wafting through the air? That's what BuggUla's glorious Queensferry is all about. All hail victory! Death to all! All hail Queensferry! Death to all!

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[Hester 699]

I think that's gonna be the smell of your hides being roasted for the feline's supper!!

[Follarch 326]

Oh no! The brown haze covering Queensferry's lands and waters is now being spread over Schulmania!

[Wrightguy0 40]

you know, we werewolves are immune to uleic acid and oil of onimay , and every other mind altering sedative, just thought you would "love" to know i can't be controlled, does that worry you? make you squirm with fear, to know there's something out there that you can't control or kill? hunting you....

[lucky7 73]

The more toxic it gets the more bugs there are... obviously true for Love Island... WHAAAAA... !!!!

[Loney 22]

What's your citizens' average life span? A 20-40 years instead of the 70-100? What's your citizens' average IQ after inhaling the "refreshing smell" and consuming lovely amount of chemicals that are not know if they harm living organisms for a couple weeks?...

Zero?...

[BuggUla 405]

Hester We shall! And we love you for the opportunity to do so. Care for some Onimay love potion?

Archean Matched evenly, we doubt anyone could handle our swarming masses of military and relentless offense. Kevlar exoskeletons are always a plus. We love them. As much, but not more than we love you.

Hester We think not. But we love your vain attempts at humor.

Archean Indeed! We love it! As we love you of course. It's endgame time!

Wrightguy0 Thanks to a rapid reproduction cycle, we don't care much about battle losses; we can produce new soldiers faster than the enemy can kill us. That's why we love our beloved leader - so wise and so mighty as to help us to eternal victory. All hail BuggUla! Death to all! All hail Queensferry! Death to all! We love your vain attempts at humor though...

lucky7 We do not fear toxic... it tastes great. We love it - and of course, we love you as well. Come on over and have a free can of Onimay Love Potion...

Loney IQ? We're like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles of the insectoid realm... all this just gives us more and more powers. We are invincible! All hail victory! Death to all! We love our supremacy - as much, but not more than we love you!

[Hester 699]

Eat dirt'n'die, BuggUla.

[Wiecher 192]

Ohmygod, how could I have ever missed the Great Empire of Queensferry...

This CJ is actually funny! When I read it, I was smiling (which is something I never do, I don't know the meaning of humor)

I really LOVE it.

[Wiecher 192]

Ohmygod, how could I have ever missed the Great Empire of Queensferry...

This CJ is actually funny! When I read it, I was smiling (which is something I never do, I don't know the meaning of humor)

I really LOVE it.

[lucky7 73]

Mhm... a free can of Onimay Love Potion? Well... it is too unsolicited!

[lucky7 73]

Mhm... a free can of Onimay Love Potion? Well... it is too unsolicited!

[Hester 699]

keep your Onimay Love Potion, Buggula.

[Hester 699]

keep your Onimay Love Potion, Buggula.

[Hester 699]

keep your Onimay Love Potion, Buggula.

[Hester 699]

keep your Onimay Love Potion, Buggula.

[BuggUla 405]

Hester We love you! You quoted us! <3 <3 <3

Wiecher And we love you too! Welcome! <3 Would you care for a freshly made slice of Uncle John's homemade seven layer "apple" cake? Your loyalty will get you far in the new world order!

lucky7 Since we love you, we offer it for free. Taste it and you will love it as much as we love you! Hee hee hee!

Hester We love you! So modest! But fear not. We make vast quantities... there's plenty more. So, drink up!

Hey, look everyone - we got an inspired idea!

Waddaya think? Should we start construction now?

[Hester 699]

N-O spells NO!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

The fact that bridges can't be built across a city tile will cause problems...

[Dumanios 35]

They might have ways to get around that.

[Wrightguy0 40]

all i can think of now is this one song

*whistles along*

(somebody was bound to make this reference )

[Wiecher 192]

hmm, seven layered "apple" cake

[Dumanios 35]

It's a trap!

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Now all we need is 'The Bridge Busters'...

 

[The Duke 11]

Thats a dam good idea! Bouncing Bombs. and star wars people. That should really teach a bug something.

[BuggUla 405]

Hester But Y-E-S spells yes. And we love yes. And we love you too, when you say YES to our demands...

Leech10 Luckily, we can build some small strategically placed islands along tile boundaries to make our bridges virtually seamless to just about any length. We love victory... and it only comes through BuggUla. And we love you, since you are concerned about our welfare. But, fear not, we shall crush them like eggs! Eggs, I tells ya!

Dumanios LOL! We love humor and we love you. That's funny, because there is no way to hide from our onslaught.

Wrightguy0 We love songs. Perhaps you will love our favorite song as much as we love you.

Wiecher Try it! You will love it, as much as we love you. And we'll serve Onimary Champagne afterwards...

Dumanios Of course not.... We love you and Weicher... and we only want to share some delicious cake. Want some?

Abcvs Though we love you, we are puzzled by your lack of support for our beautiful bridge. We are sure you will be loyal to us and support our plan to bring our full military force directly to the enemy. If you feel your loyalty wavering, please have a can of Onimay Sparkling "Juice" Beverage to set your priorities right. Hee hee hee!

The Duke We love new visitors! Welcome! Come join us for some homemade "chicken" and dumplins from Granny Legg. We guarantee you will LOVE it or we'll pay for a free trip to the new deluxe Infestarium tm Spa for a weekend of fun! Hee hee hee!