Queensferry ---> WINNING

[RipRap 4,400]

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You have a bad record on environment. Next time try to increase programs that can actually help your flowers grow

  Edited May 26, 2012 by 111222333444  

[BuggUla 405]

Flowers? We love them! And our special chemicals make cool new ones never seen before! Some of our prize winners are famous....

ALL HAIL VICTORY! DEATH TO ALL!

ALL HAIL QUEENSFERRY! DEATH TO ALL!

ALL HAIL BUGGULA! DEATH TO ALL!

[simlink 1,098]

Oh.... well I wouldn't really want that in my flower garden.

[Hester 699]

Ewwwwwww.

[Charlie_Zane 963]

I wouldn't want to stumble upon that while walking in the bush.

[BuggUla 405]

Massive new attack headed toward the enemy... and this one has a special guest of honor.

Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!

[BuggUla 405]

The Swarm

Queensferry forces have been massed for an offensive. BuggUla is getting impatient for ultimate victory, and the current stalemate in eastern Schulmania is not going over well in the palace. BuggUla has ordered a huge strike against Schulminion targets and is even planning on supervising the battle itself from the front lines. Talk about pressure to perform!

Meanwhile, back in Schulmania…

Über-cute feline Schulminion sleeps peacefully with her humanoid servant, unaware of what is about to happen

It’s a quiet night in eastern Schulmania… dawn will break any minute now…

Corporal Bigbuilder was on duty at his observation tower near the edge of town. He heard some loud noises in the distance and immediately ran into town to warn them of incoming attacks.

A large group of enemy bombers has been carpet bombing farms and towns southwest of the front lines

The corporal looked up and saw a terrifying sight: the sky was filled with hundreds of enemies, ready to rain destruction down upon the town!

As alarms sounds and antiaircraft fire filled the skies, the bombardment of town began in earnest. Despite a valiant effort, the sheer number of incoming bombers made protecting the city impossible. As residents scrambled for shelter and defenders fired into the enemy force, missiles and bombs rained down.

The assault was both larger and more intense than usual

The brand new Whisker Towers residential complex was leveled with a direct hit

Whole neighborhoods were destroyed in seconds

An enemy craft was downed by our forces, but it crashed and exploded right in the middle of the central business district

Why would someone unleash such wholesale destruction?

The enemy leader, BuggUla, had flown over personally to motivate its military to victory. As it flew overhead to inspect the wreckage, it was heard to cackle “Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!”

BuggUla left quite pleased at what its forces have done to the Schulminion town

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Oh dear, what a terrible attack!

So many buildings levelled, but Schulmania won't let this go without consequences!

  Edited June 2, 2012 by City_Master  

[Hester 699]

will Schulmania EVER win?

[RipRap 4,400]

Oh my golly there is much commotion :|

Facepalm*

[nathanthemayor 1,261]

No War! Sign a peace treaty instead! No War!

[BuggUla 405]

No War! Sign a peace treaty instead! No War!

Hee hee hee! We have peace treaty in mind to end the war... it is an unconditional surrender to our glorious forces. We will settle for nothing else. All hail victory!

We love you for suggesting the enemy surrenders immediately and unconditionally. We love that you are on our side. All hail Queensferry!

Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!

[Hester 699]

You are beyond the pale Buggula! We don't like you AT all.

[BuggUla 405]

111222333444 Our flowers grow well, as you can see. We do not love the scent of flowers; we love the smell of money being made. And we love you too!

sim_link We know,… it is too awesome. But you would love it. Just as we love you!

Hester Don’t you mean “Awwwwww, how sweet!”? We love it and of course you too.

City_Master As well you shouldn’t. But it would love you, as we do!

City_Master The only consequence is surrender and defeat. We love victory. And we love you too!

Hester No. Thanks for asking. We love it! And you!

111222333444 Sounds like support for us! We love you! <3

nathanthemayor We have offered unconditional surrenders but they are stubborn. They <3 defeat as much as we <3 you!

Hester Like? No. Love? Yes! <3! Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee

[Gn_leugim 853]

you b*stards! Leave them alone

[simlink 1,098]

Well, that wasn't quite what I was thinking about the plant. I wouldn't want that near me, disgusting!

Anyways, Queensferry is behind in the times. When will it have a website... like Schulmania? [ ]

  Edited July 3, 2012 by sim_link  

[BuggUla 405]

[Hester 699]

How dare you use Tommy the Train for your evil purposes, Buggula!

[Benedict 3,119]

I love Thomas! (I am loved!)

[simlink 1,098]

I do love Thmoas the train, but I still hate bugs.

[colco2121 55]

I like Thomas, but hate Queensferry. I cannot believe the massive damage on Schulmania. I am working on getting extra fighter jets and artillery for Schulmania with the construction of an AFB in the Wirdleplex! And Schulminion inspectors are coming to take a look at the trains in the Queensferry fleet!

  Edited July 10, 2012 by colco2121  

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Very high security fencing for a train line!

[BuggUla 405]

We are pleased to report that according to our Flag Counter, we have had at least one new visitor in Queensferry every day for the past 9 months, with the exception of the days the site was down. We <3 you for yor loyalty to us!

All hail victory!

All hail Queensferry!

All hail BuggUla!

[BuggUla 405]

Beloved readers, know that BuggUla loves you and provides for your security!

No unauthorized movements or thoughts will distract us from our glorious quest! All hail victory! Death to all! All hail Queensferry! Death to all! All hail BuggUla! Death to all!

This loving reassurance brought to you by the Queensferry Department of Propaganda... our motto is "We know what you need to be thinking... and we'll tell you."

[Charlie_Zane 963]

I've never seen a roundabout so heavily fenced off before!

[simlink 1,098]

The irony of there being flowers underneath a huge tank.

[BuggUla 405]

Chapter 22: More To Love!

Greetings from 1313 Mockingbird Lane, home of our beloved and all-loving leader, BuggUla!

All hail BuggUla! All hail victory! All hail Queensferry! As many know from watching the ever-reliable QueensMedia news reports, Queensferry is the greatest place in the universe – past, present and future. Our glory is eternal and ever-growing. To know us is to love us is to know us. Jealous countries have been trying to besmirch our pristine image and denigrate the triumphant beauty and joy that is Queensferry. For shame!

So, we will set the record straight and re-educate our beloved readers so that they may better understand their future leader, the omnipotent and beloved BuggUla. After all, in Queensferry, we love you!

Remember, buggs are wonderful and beautiful. You love them, just as we love you! Hee hee HEE! Hee hee HEE!

Please, have a complimentary beverage and prepare to behold the beauty and majesty of Queensferry. We are sure you will love us as much as we love you!

Let’s start by looking out of your hotel window. Now, isn’t this a beautiful sight? We make only the finest in chemicals. And we release chemicals to make the air more… interesting. Take a whiff… that’s the smell of money being made!

Did we mention that we are rich?? We have full employment! Everyone makes money with our many facilities. And our money buys the finest in BuggUla approved products, designed to enhance your lifestyle and ensure your loyalty and obedience. It’s a win-win!

Our lovely products fill many nations and subject peoples with untold, unbridled joy. All hail Queensferry and its devotion to its citizens! All hail BuggUla and its undying love for us all!

Many of our fine products have been used to subjugate enemies of the benevolent BuggUla and have opened vast new territory for our colonization. Who WOULDN’T want to be a part of that??!! All hail victory!

We have many Happiness Ambassadors, who go from inferior land to inferior land, sharing the love of BuggUla and bringing their populations into our family. They all love being one with Queensferry. All hail Queensferry!

What benefits do you get when you submit to the Queensferry Union? Besides ineffable bliss and undying love beyond measure, you also gain many new and fabulous opportunities. Dining at Thorax and shopping at Fashion Bugg are all part of the fun!

We have fun places all over the country, all with tight security because we love you! Hee hee HEE! Hee hee HEE!

Now, to address some unfortunate misconceptions…

First, we have been unfairly portrayed as warlike. We are as peaceful as a majestic butterfly floating about on a warm summer’s morn. That is a total fabrication by our enemies. Those evildoers will be crushed! They dare defile our glorious name? They will be destroyed! All hail victory!

Here’s proof of our peacefulness:

See? This was portrayed as warlike. In actuality, we were simply conducting efficient neighborhood renovation projects. Yeah, that’s it… renovations.

We have been portrayed as polluted and contaminated. Nothing could be farther from the truth! We only ENHANCE the environment with our additives and many fabulous new subspecies thrive in our pristine lands!

Also, we have been portrayed by wicked and evil propagandists of inferior nations as being unkind. That’s a LIE! Those liars will pay! We are filled with the warm glowing warming glow of love from BuggUla! All hail BuggUla!

Look at the kindness shown here in this picture:

BuggUla, in its divinely inspired love and infinite wisdom, has opened uleic acid mines all over the world to refine the nectar of the heavens – Oil of Onimay. And this ambrosia, the true ‘theobroma’, is provided free of charge to all citizens and subject populations. FREE OF CHARGE! This heavenly oil confers near superhero level powers upon the consumer. Now, how loving is BuggUla to give EVERY citizen such awesome power! In Queensferry, we love you!

In closing, we remind you that in Queensferry, you will know bliss and love as you have never experienced it. We have fabulous modern technology. Enhanced environmental features and a joy which radiates from your heart and fills your soul.

So, reject your puny leaders of your inferior government and support the inevitable conquest of all by the unconquerable Queensferry! All hail victory! All hail Queensferry! All hail BuggUla!

[Hester 699]

BuggUla, you are the last being I would ever volunteer to see much less believe. You need to implode.

[colco2121 55]

Renovations!? More like derenovations.Good editing of SG's buildings! 'Fashion Bugg' will be taken over by the BFA now!

[BuggUla 405]