Queensferry ---> WINNING

[StanislavSoltys 47]

Cool! I liked it when the huge bomb struck.

EDIT: Wasn't it just the meteor disaster? Oh, and Queensferry forever!!

[Hester 699]

This is about THE best update yet. The pictures are fantastic! Srsly! Well done!!! Can't stand having to wait for the next installment.

[quicksilver991 37]

NO! Schulmania! I hope the Schulmanicans can defeat evil Queensferry!

[nathanthemayor 1,261]

Awesome battle!!

[lucky7 73]

Wouldn't it already be time for hibernation? Oh, and the dogs you have shown us on the top of the page: are you sure that these are real canine protesters? I think you might have mistaken the date of 'Fasching' - carnival....

Schulmania forever!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kovak 204]

war war war =P war never changer /fallout

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

You enjoyed giving Eastway a good pasting didn't you...

[BuggUla 405]

Hester I think the most recent update does that pretty well. We love it...and you as well!

Hester Those who have survived have done so by allying with us. All hail victory! Death to all! All hail Queensferry! Death to all! We love you!

The Duke Toxic stuff? We love that! We're like the TMNT of the insect world. We love you for suggesting it!

StanislavSoltys We love you! Your loyalty will be rewarded. All hail BuggUla!

Hester We love you! You have finally seen that Queensferry is the one true path to victory. We love you... and you now love us. The circle of life is now complete. All hail Queensferry! Death to all!

the00guvna Ha! We love you for your fighting spirit but, face it, we are invincible. All hail victory! Death to all! All hail BuggUla! Death to all!

Nathanthemayor We love you for your support. Our victory is truly awesome, as are we. All hail Queensferry! Death to all!

lucky7 Hibernation? The only time we slow down is for molting. We love molting. As we do you as well. All hail BuggUla! Death to all!

Efkin War is good... war is great... we will win... it is fate. Hey look, we're poets and didn't know it. We love poetry. And we love you. All hail Queensferry! Death to all! All hail BuggUla! Death to all!

Abcvs We love you for your astute observation. Every defeat of a puny enemy is satisfying. But we do love blasting enemies. It sorta warms our stony hearts. All hail victory! Death to all! All hail BuggUla! Death to all!

[Benedict 3,119]

Originally posted by: BuggUla

Big, beautiful bomb blasts.

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I love alliteration (I am loved!)

[BuggUla 405]

Beautiful, isn't it? Our plan is coming together nicely...

Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!

[Hester 699]

UGH! BuggUla...you are going down..how and when I don't know but you are.

[§haÅ--Ñ€ §hÅŽo 370]

Oh no a spider on the Earth!! Well as long as you don't lay eggs on my house I'm okish with it.

[BuggUla 405]

Originally posted by: abcvs

Fire! Fire at will!

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Which one is Will Sir?quote>

This would be him...

[Hester 699]

DIE BuggUla!

[BuggUla 405]

Infiltration!

A secret mission has been launched from Caustic Corrosive AFB deep inside of Queensferry. The experimental stealth plane carries no weapons. Instead, it carries a message. The highly trained covert ops force will fly into enemy territory and deliver a message, one that will not soon be forgotten.

The note below was successfully slipped under The Schulmanator's bedroom door this evening. The covert ops team has now returned safely to Queensferry.

This is what greeted him when he got up from his computer. Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee! Victory is ours! All hail BuggUla! Death to all! All hail Queensferry! Death to all!

[And, yes, this WAS indeed slipped under his bedroom door while he was "working on Schulmania"]

[Hester 699]

Um, I know I'm not supposed to have this reaction, but I am sitting here smiling. Real big smile.

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

This does indeed strike a blow at the very heartland of Schulmania!

The infiltrator must have crept silently across the DMZ at the top of the landing.

Schulmauckland recommends the immediate dusting of the stair tread covers for foot prints and cookie crumbs.

[BuggUla 405]

We will prevail! Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!

Just look at our ever growing legion of followers!

[nathanthemayor 1,261]

Oooo awseome tally!Gotta add one to my CJ!

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

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Somewhere behind the Schulmanian defensive lines...

  Secret Queensferry Agent CG-DJS/15:   Hee hee hee...   Hee hee hee!

Meanwhile Schulmanator who is deep within the confines of the green zone security bubble, is hard at work seated at his control console, planning and concentrating on the Schulmanian war defenses...   until...

Hee hee hee...   Hee hee hee!

 Schulmanator:   Hmm...  what was that...   I am sure I heard something...

Schulmanator looks up and sees that a supicious item has appeared from behind the security cordon.   He picks it up and examines it carefully.  He pales.

 Schulmanator:   Uh oh...

Meanwhile, somewhere on the other side of the DMZ landing, a faint sound can be heard...

  Secret Queensferry Agent CG-DJS/15:   Hee hee hee...   Hee hee hee!

[Hester 699]

If I had a million dollars they'd be yours Craig for the smiles I have right now!!!

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Originally posted by: Hester

If I had a million dollars they'd be yours Craig for the smiles I have right now!!!quote>

  craig.abcvs:  Well just remember where we are.    Smiling in the thread of the enemy can be a precarious business...  a precarious business indeed.  

Then of course,   I am sure that Schulmania has secret agents of their own, which is indeed a reason to smile.

[BuggUla 405]

 

 

Benedict   As well you should! And we love you as well! Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!

Hester  The only down we are going is down in history as the GREATEST CJ EVER!!! We are invincible! All hail Queensferry! Death to all! All hail BuggUla! Death to all! And to those FOOLS who did not vote for Queensferry for all Trixies: you're next on the invasion list! And for those who voted for us, WE LOVE YOU! <3

Sirron Kcuhc  Woo hoo! Another convert! We love you! Care to celebrate the occasion with a slice of Uncle John's homemade seven layer "apple" cake?

Hester You have been blinded by the enemy's evil propaganda! Since we love you, we will give you once chance to be loyal to us... or suffer a fate worse than a windshield at 1000 km/hr!

Hester That's more like it! That's the spirit! We love you! You made the right choice...

abcvs  Too late... we both float like butterflies and sting like bees! We love you for mentioning it though...

nathanthemayor Please do! We love admirers!

abcvs  That is the transcript indeed. We love you for your careful record keeping.

Hester  Bribe us instead. We love bribes... and for a price, you too!

abcvs Take it! and then donate it to us. We will love you more...

[BuggUla 405]

Queensferry is ranked #23 for the year by Ben's Top 10! Our path to victory is becoming all too clear. Soon, we will be #1 and defeat our enemy once and for all. All hail victory! Death to all! All hail BuggUla! all! All hail Queensferry! Death to all!

We pause in this moment of triumph to thank all who have supported us in our quest for world domination. To those who support Queensferry: we love you! To those who have not: Join us before it is too late!

Come celebrate with us... our victory party will be at the Larva Queen located on Cricket Chirp Drive in eastern Queensferry. We are buying free ice "cream" cones in a variety of locally popular flavors. All served with pleasure because we love you! Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!

Come one, come all. Come join a winner. Come home to Queensferry (or else).

[The Duke 11]

 Or else what???

(there currently is no smiley for the face I just made at my computer, *smiley update requested*)

[BuggUla 405]

Chapter 15: Monkey Business

The citizens of Queensferry wait all year for a magical day - one that fills every heart with joy and patriotic love for BuggUla. This most wonderful day is now upon us; National Obedience Day! Hooray! Come celebrate with us... or else. Drones across the nation take the day off with full pay to celebrate their obedience to BuggUla and their undying love of Queensferry.

 

Behold, the happy neighborhoods of Queensferry's loyal subjects all enjoying a special day off. Groups of children have formed choirs to sing songs praising BuggUla and obedience to Queensferry. Now, this is what a holiday is supposed to be like! And as a special treat, the munificent government of BuggUla is providing free to all residents a special holiday meal - every neighborhood will have a picnic provided by the military, featuring a buffet of Granny Legg's old fashioned homemade "chicken" and dumplings and course Uncle John's famous seven layer "apple" cake. Who could resist such bounty? And every meal is fortified with vitamins and minerals, such as Oil of Onimay and erbium.

 

Here, we see where chefs have been hard at work preparing the picnics. Loyal citizens will swarm over the meals, enjoying both their fabulous taste as well as their obedience enhancing qualities.

Of course the highlight of the whole holiday is the speech given by BuggUla. One of the advantages of the Queensferry lifestyle is that the infrastructure is in place to allow every citizen the opportunity to see and hear this highly motivational speech.

 

Thanks to loudspeakers, state controlled media and suppression of free will, the rousing speech will be on every radio and television channel as well as broadcast over loudspeakers on trucks rolling through the streets. No one will miss this. And if someone doesn't quite hear it all, the Loyalty Enforcement Brigade will be by to haul the offender off to an Infestation Center for reprogramming.

 

At BuggUla's palace in the capital, preparations are finished for the main event. QueensMedia, the national propaganda agency, is ready to start the broadcast.

Following a length and deafening chorus of "All hail BuggUla! Death to all! All hail Queensferry! Death to all! All hail victory! Death to all!" the QueensMedia cameras were focused on the podium, waiting for the revered leader to begin the enthralling speech. The podium remained empty for a few seconds as a thump was heard in the background. A flustered and angry BuggUla quickly made its way to the podium and then began the much anticipated speech.

 

After a 90 minute speech full of invective and propaganda, BuggUla closed the speech with a bombshell revelation - one that surprised even the propaganda hardened citizens of Queensferry. After hearing about their successful war in the west against Schulmania, the audience was stunned to hear that BuggUla had survived an "assassination attempt" just before the speech. According to it, some banana peels were placed on the steps leading to the podium. The perpetrator was hoping to cause BuggUla to fall to its death. But, as the audience was quick to be told, BuggUla is invincible, survived unscathed, and is infallible in the quest for victory. And now, to avenge this grave insult, Queensferry will launch retaliatory strikes against the two nations capable of such a "brazen assault": Monkey Island and the Banana Republic. The military, always eager for recreational warfare, and the citizens of Queensferry, easily whipped into a patriotic frenzy by propaganda and mind controlling chemicals, both called out as one: demanding revenge, sweet revenge, on their puny and undeserving enemies. Without further delay, it was announced that two new wars would begin against the troublesome simian nations. Soon, they too would learn the price for not loving Queensferry and not being in the BuggUla's love.

 

All together now: "Death to all! All hail Queensferry! Death to all! All hail BuggUla! All hail victory! Death to all!"

 

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Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Lyhoko: Drat, the bananas were ineffective... So much for plan B.

Lyhoko: Time for plan S... or maybe Plan B₂.

Lyhoko: Starting a three front war, are we?

[naftixe 131]

I love you too. Thanks for the rousing speech.

[nathanthemayor 1,261]

Lol I like the "Lord of the Flies". How did you do that/

Happy new year!

[The Duke 11]

Originally posted by: Leech10

Lyhoko: Drat, the bananas were ineffective... So much for plan B.

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And the explosive rigged trip wire, the land mines, and the 3 megaton nuclear bomb.