What can eat the thing above?

[Joetropian1 1]

A really fat guy from a dream I had when I was six that looked like my weird uncle. (????????????????WHAT????????????????????)

JT1

[screamingman12 30]

Liposuction

[Hahayoudied 3]

Laws.

[Hamish 1,370]

paper eating termites

[Smarty218 2]

Termite eating papers.

[Hahayoudied 3]

Paper shreder..

[Smarty218 2]

A car crusher

[Nelson340 1]

Godzilla

[screamingman12 30]

An H-bomb.

[s_olah 87]

Earth?

[Smarty218 2]

Jupiter.

[s_olah 87]

I have a feeling they could...

[nerdly_dood 26]

My school food isn't entirely dead...in fact, it seems a lot like it's UNDEAD...so i think school food could eat them in the blink of an eye...

[sakarr 1]

bacteria

...i dont see any other living thing that would eat school food =X

[nerdly_dood 26]

Plankton

[Smarty218 2]

Robo-fish

[Hahayoudied 3]

Metal eating bacteria that are virus and antibotic resisted.

[vailo 13]

A Giant Whale whos name is Sherl

[Hamish 1,370]

Hahayoudied a virus cant eat metal, metal isn't living. A bacteria is never a virus. And antibiotics don't work on viruses.

Whalers

[skyliner22 16]

Katamari can eat anything!

Look at that poor hatchback...

[Nelson340 1]

The King of All Cosmos.

[sakarr 1]

ME

[coolotter88 2]

your mom

[seemurray2 21]

Me!    (I just did)

[Hahayoudied 3]

Window Vista and Window ME take over your computer ,and force the computer to eat seemurray2.

[neongamer 3]

Linux.

[Kiwi n Grapes 2]

Bill Gates

[Hahayoudied 3]

The anti monopoly and anti trust laws.

[neongamer 3]

The blue haired lawyer.

[cjman 0]

A red haired judge.