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[Duke of York 23]

Like way to much negative flow in thread !

[steelersfanforlife 43]

Berate this pic please

[Fee_Nicks 7]

Sffl: Dilapidated buildings? Poorly-positioned bridges? I really don't see how that island is staying flat, what with it being completely weighted to one side - put some towers on the other side of it! Also, I spot an error with one of the intersections in the top-left corner. Shame. -3/10.

[His Divine Hand 244]

@Duke of York: While I admire your deviant bucking of the overbearing "realistic" trend so often parroted amongst the community with this colorful display, I must admit that your attempt is far too brazen and not even the most powerful of hallucinogenics can make anything in reality resemble your "city". -10/10.

@steelersfanforlife: While a noble attempt to avoid the awkward transition from hi-rise to low-rise, such an "unrealistic" use of canals really only highlights the problem more, not to mention that half of the canal island is low-rise itself. Unfortunately, that makes it a -5/10.

[Fee_Nicks 7]

Honestly, I shouldn't be discouraging dilapidation when so many of my wealthier residents move out so quickly...

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

What, no freight stations? And whats with that odd one little square of industrial zoning up on top there? I am terribly disappointed with this. 3/10

[smileymk 4]

 Random road-street transitions, a level crossing on a major road, roads that spontaneously end...have you not heard of the NAM?

I would hate to drive in your city. -8/10.

[Fee_Nicks 7]

Think that was bad?

[BlackDragonAJ89 21]

Well, since I'm a new comer, you guys can laugh at my house that I made in the BAT and some of the other junk... XP

Yes, PURPLE HOUSES!!

And at Pheonix, just what the heck? Did you just throw the damn place onto the side of a mountain?

[astronelson 339]

Purple houses? What is this, Oompa-Loompa Land? And why do the driveways hit the corner of the house? Are you trying to kill someone there?

-6/-10.

And now for mine:

[Zelgadis 638]

What's that crap, Archean? Big, long, straight avenue ripping through the landscape like a thong up someone's butt? Perhaps a nice tsunami from the depths of that horrid water texture you used can rise up and wash that big lump of fail you call a "city" away. -9/10.

I like this thread. Now do me.

ISF

[BlackDragonAJ89 21]

Why YUS! I'm going to make the Oompa Loompas drive straight into the side of the house with their little cars!! >=)

Now...

astronelson - Why the heck?! FARMS IN THE FLORIDA COAST!! DX I hope a hurricane comes in and causes everyone massive starvation! -6.2/42

Zelgadis - REDWOOD SIZED PALM TREES?!?! (I think). That is a proof that you fail Biology FOREVER!! -9/9000

Now I have another one: mai first city built!

Yay Maxisland...

(This topic is funny)

[jeffsandychelsea 3]

ooh dear god.... AJ, i hope you have money because i am going to sue you for my loss of vision. perhaps it was the fact that the city has 8 freaking rail stations within a kilometer of eachother . im not even going to mention that THEY ARE MAXIS!!! oh my, was that my outside voice?? if i lived there i would jump from the top of that ugly and horridly placed condo tower. i would then die painfully as i struck the NO ROAD ACCESS ZOT on that annoying apartment block. unfortunately for me, though, zots are made of rubber, causing me to fly back up and split my head open from the rock-hard UDI icon . who knew that UDI icons were made of lead? well, at least then i wouldnt have to look at the cloverleaf interchange witch is always a parking lot due to poor planning. oh yeah, before i ascend to the heavens, i should mention the swath of dilapidated buildings.... -7/10  i expect better (or worse??) from you. 

EDIT: and in case youre wondering, i threw my signiture out the window with this one! 

[astronelson 339]

Jeffsandychelsea: You couldn't even be bothered to post an image. What utter tripe. -10/-10.

And now, one from the same city as my previous one.

[BlackDragonAJ89 21]

astronelson - Why such a giant country club?? Don't you have a heart for the poor people?! -3/10

jeffsandychelsea - Here, I have $22.65 and a paperclip, will that make you feel better??

Now for another picture...

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

Whats up with the stations being so close? And no viaduct rail at major crossing? And you could at least do a godforsaken SUNKEN HIGHWAY! -4/-10

[smileymk 4]

@ astronelson: One street going to that massive area? And that place has more trees than Milton Keynes! -6/10

@ Black Dragon: Yeah, why have you got level crossings there? Also, you obviously hold the world record for the shortest and stupidest train service! And why isn't that middle avenue connected to the highway? -9/10 

BTW, love the thread. Slating things makes me feel a whole lot better...!

[aaronperry 0]

just stumbled over this thread, and can i just inform you i now how pieces of sick in my keyboard. this is disgusting!

haha no im joking nice take on my thread guys!

[BlackDragonAJ89 21]

Originally posted by: smileymk

@ astronelson: One street going to that massive area? And that place has more trees than Milton Keynes! -6/10

@ Black Dragon: Yeah, why have you got level crossings there? Also, you obviously hold the world record for the shortest and stupidest train service! And why isn't that middle avenue connected to the highway? -9/10 

BTW, love the thread. Slating things makes me feel a whole lot better...!quote>

Because I use the Fail Train service!!! 

(Yeah, a topic where people can vent out a bit is always a good thing...  *nod* 

Now here's another Fail City... wait, all I build is fail cities... XP

One of my bigger and more sucessful ones......

[Francis90b 748]

Yeah, wonderful seaports.

I'm wondering how they can funtion withouth road access though...

-8/10

[BlackDragonAJ89 21]

Good Question... =P

[smileymk 4]

Right then, I don't feel it's right to slate pictures without putting myself up for a roasting, so here goes...

 (And no, it's meant to be like this, so saying it's underdeveloped doesn't count.)

Now slate away!

[Ephemeron 17]

I can't be bothered to berate any images, since they all make me sick. I'll just post my own.

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

@Ephemeron: Do you honestly think the people in that center farm would be able to pay for that shiny new International Harvester with the profits from that tiny field? They obviously stole it! You're harboring criminals in your city! -2/10

[BlackDragonAJ89 21]

Wow, the topic got back to life?!

Ephemeron: What the hell? It's brown!!? Where's the red barns, red grain silos, orange tractors, white, fluffy sheep, and all the other colorful farm things at?! This picture gets a nice -5/9000

And now for some real art! BEHOLD MAI RECENT CREATIONZ!

[k808j 0]

That city looks so dull and boring we would't even assimilate it.

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

You've built it so that it looks like Sim City 3000. -6/10

[BlackDragonAJ89 21]

That city looks so dull and boring we would't even assimilate it.

You've built it so that it looks like Sim City 3000. -6/10

O RLY?! Why I'm flattered... =B

Well here's something that really is amazing for ya...

Sidenote: I'm really pissed about this one... especially since I didn't take advantage of prop families...

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

Your city looks like it was drawn for a cheap flash cartoon! Even worse than the other, endless, repetitive housing, & the colour scheme is making me sick! -9/10.

[Mr_Maison 2,426]

Blackdragon that last one is gonna give someone a siesure. -9/10