Berate one image

[Sky Guy 163]

lol, I love this

Steelersfan: Oh, so you are going for the approach that if it is blurry beyond recognition, no one will criticize it? Well, that still doesn't help with the fact that it is boring and has floating people, or animals, or... whatever they are

@JamesRules: I started some of the buildings on fire using the fire tool, and then Custom Lotted some downloaded tanks, and placed them facing the city, then photoshopped the rest;)

[Yarahi 1,816]

@ Steelersfanforlife on 22 August 2011 - 03:22 AM: I have just one comment! BOOM

@ Steelersfanforlife on Yesterday, 10:10 PM: Geez. I think your farmer-sims actually want to be abducted by aliens to get away from your city!!! And what's with the nr 75 in the corner? did it take that much braincells to make such a ugly farm??

[steelersfanforlife 43]

Here is one more image that deserves to be berated.

[Sky Guy 163]

yeah, you are asking for it this time aren't you? What kind of disgusting textures are those? Clearly all those vehicles are lined up just trying to escape that barren wasteland you call a farming community -6/10

[IDS2 3,346]

Steelersfanforlife: Nice trucks, did you make those in minecraft? Or is it some kind of modern art exhibit? I'm afraid you get -5/10. For shame!

alRite gUisE heer iS my nEw airPort hopE you liek:

the planes are my favorite part ROFLCOPTERS

[ee99 150]

@IDS2 Why put sound walls to protect houses that aren't there

@SteelersFanForLife Thoose r carrying some special cargo

Berate this Park and Castle plz.

  Edited August 29, 2011 by ee99  

[Jamesrules90 133]

@steelersfanforlife What are those, my eyes want to vomit because of the bad textures.

@IDS2 Your terrain mod is terrible, real men (and women) don't use terrain mods.

@Ee99 Are those defauly maxis streets, you aren't using the SAM and your terrain is so unrealistic

Sorry no image from me, I'm all imaged out.

[Jamesrules90 133]

@steelersfanforlife What are those, my eyes want to vomit because of the bad textures.

@IDS2 Your terrain mod is terrible, real men (and women) don't use terrain mods.

@Ee99 Are those defauly maxis streets, you aren't using the SAM and your terrain is so unrealistic

Sorry no image from me, I'm all imaged out.

[steelersfanforlife 43]

I have finally found the perfect image. There is absolutely nothing wrong with the following image.

[IDS2 3,346]

Ee99: Wow, that sure is a nice landfill (that seems to be an accurate title, don't you think?) I like how that "hill" behind that "castle" seems to have a bit of an acne problem. Well, at least the lilypads in your ponds are in perfect, unnaturally neat rows. It really makes up for all that scar tissue/jaundice that seems to be plaguing the center of your photo. -8/10.

Steelersfanforlife Never before have I laid eyes on such a beauty. Words can not truly describe the magnificence you have set before me. In fact, I do believe that now I'm going to drop out of school and spend all my time focusing on building a city with even a fraction of the marvel of a city you have created. Sir, you have helped me see the light, and for that, I bestow upon you a perfect 10/10.

aLRIGHT guys, I found my old CJ folders! Here's a nice one I found...

Click for full resolution!

[Eʟᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ 273]

Alright. Prepare for total Picture-Criticism-Annihilation in one fatal post.

Steelersfanforlife - Aahhh... This piece of art is magnificent. The neon colours of the traincars contrast each other perfect with the other side of the rails which act as parallel dimensions creating an unknown void on the opposite sides of the train. This piece is fantastic and intelligently done, perhaps it belongs in a contemporary art museum for its incredible creativity and... "awesomeness". 17.891 / 10. Please see exhibit A to comprehend my dialogue and sarcasm.

IDS2 - This is the perfect Simcity 4 airport. Perhaps it could act as a model for a real life airport. The best part of this is as the planes take off the awkward curved runway / highway, they will hit a bridge for a nice dose of excitement and high casualty rate. 10 / 10. Please see exhibit A to comprehend my dialogue and sarcasm.

Ee99 - Well sir. I salute your attempt at actually building a serious picture. However, for your daily dose of constructive criticism may I suggest a different colour tree other than purple. Aswell, perhaps non uniform trees (not box ones) may suit your land better. 6 / 10.

Steelersfanforlife - My God. You sir may become more famous and more of an artistic genius than anyone who has ever lived. Ever. The production scale for your contemporary art pieces is impressive. As well, your accuracy for detail to include yellow-pause-thingy-bars and pixelated distortionism through terrible .jpg picture compression due to Simcity's ingame screenshot-inator raises your art piece above and beyond anyone's imagination. 9000 / 10. Please see exhibit A to comprehend my dialogue and sarcasm.

IDS2 - The image quality sir of the graphic is incredible! What is this? 10 000 pixels x 10 000 pixels? It took my 1MBPS internet connection almost 7 hours to download this. Please, send this to NASA so they know what real image quality is for the Hubble Space Telescope. 9000 / 9000. Please see exhibit A to comprehend my dialogue and sarcasm.

Exhibit A:

Alright, here is my berateable picture. DO YOUR WORST.

[nathanthemayor 1,261]

Well well well that "Montpelier" title does not constrast with the photo.

Here's a new one of mine:

[steelersfanforlife 43]

Why does the bridge have no traffic? Whats the point of a bridge when no one uses it? Also i bet that ship is delivering your city its monthly shipment of fail. -10,000,000/10

Here is another one of my perfect images for you to berate.

[MayorAwesome 12]

Wow, its a graveyard with... wait, MAXIS TREES? -3/10.

Ok, let's see you hate on this one:

EDIT: Whooo, 100th post

  Edited September 1, 2011 by MayorAwesome  

[Jack³ 291]

I like this Thread!

@MayorAwesome: What is this?! There are small houses and a little stream and then this like skyscraper?! Makes no sense... -5/-10

@SteelersFanForLife: For every 1 tombstone there are 50 that look exactly the same! -2/-10

Well here is mine. Of course it is absolutely perfect.

  Edited September 2, 2011 by jack3oh3  

[nathanthemayor 1,261]

Really?The picture doesn't say what city this is.... 5/10

Do your best with this one

[Jack³ 291]

There is a boat in the 5th palm tree from the bottom! And is that a coral reef by the beach? Swimmers will cut themselves! -8/-10

Here is Streamwood.

[Terring 6,473]

Oh my, too much roads. Did your city planner quit?

Berate this, I dare you :evil:

[Jamesrules90 133]

Why on earth would you have so many parks next to each other, and using streets, pffft amateur.

[Eʟᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ 273]

Welcome to Bad BATville. There is nothing wrong with this photo in anyway possible.

  Edited September 9, 2011 by Eʟᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ  

[The Avatar 1,089]

@Element: Oh gosh no.....just no. :| Leave for far away, change your name, grow a moustache, shave it off, buy a train ticket for East Slovakia, get off at the last station, build a secluded house in the mountains and never come back. The Pikachu Power Plant...oh great the nightmares will come again. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

-∞/10 You've killed this thread! (JK LOLS )

[Jack³ 291]

I recently got a complaint that my pictures didn't show the name of the city! So do your best on this heavily photoshopped image!

[Jamesrules90 133]

Why on earth does the seaport suddenly end without barriers or merging back into land. How unrealistic.

[Jack³ 291]

It seems like I'm the only one post pics now! Here is another.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Absolutely disgusting. How on earth do you expect your poor little sims to get that statue? Do you expect them to, like, fly there??? I mean, get REAL!

Not to mention the lousy photoshopping. -7/-10

[Kifflom112 355]

LOL, the statue.

[logintime 93]

Personally, my favorite is that bus that is in the process of crashing into a car head-on and simultaneously blocking all lanes of traffic. Nothing spells peaceful suburbia like killer school buses.

-3/10 !!!

And since we're supposed to add a picture with our critiques, have at this one!

[emperordaniel 1,281]

What's with all the unused space? It looks terrible. -6/10

[Terring 6,473]

A tribute to all beraters :P

  Edited October 2, 2011 by terring  

[nas786 104]

jack3oh3 - amazing city, but that cloverleaf is KILLIN it!! its got to go asap!