Why should the person above you be banned?

[Duke87 1,070]

Banned for being the master that does not master.

[jacksunny 741]

Banned for being the Duke that, uhh, doesn't ... duke?

[The Avatar 1,089]

Banned for being the jacksunny that doesn't jacksunny.

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Banned for being the mama that doesn't mama.

[simlink 1,098]

Banned because I don't have a good "Banned for being the 'x' that doesn't 'x', because the obvious was already used.

[Duke87 1,070]

Banned for breaking the chain.

[colco2121 55]

Banned because you are the Duke that does not Duke.

  Edited July 12, 2012 by colco2121  

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Banned because someone already stated that previously.

[jacksunny 741]

Banned for emphasizing the "all" in your signature.

[simlink 1,098]

Banned because you changed your signature!

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Banned for having one more post until 1,230 as of this post.

  Edited July 14, 2012 by City_Master  

[jacksunny 741]

Banned because 1229 + 1 does not equal 1300

[Ganaram Inukshuk 906]

Banned out of frustration because no-one read my writing revisions.

[RipRap 4,400]

Banned for leaving an Inukshuk when there are street signs.

[Duke87 1,070]

Banned for having a username which does not format as text in Excel unless I specifically tell it to.

[jacksunny 741]

Banned for talking to Microsoft Excel.

[RipRap 4,400]

Banned for having an old fad

[Duke87 1,070]

Banned for not specifying whether he means the awesome face or the iWhatever.

[jacksunny 741]

Banned for having hidden text in your signature

Banned for having an old fad

What :|

[Ganaram Inukshuk 906]

Banned because I use hidden text all the time.

[Duke87 1,070]

Banned for modifying your display name.

[The Avatar 1,089]

Banned for not modifying your display name

[jacksunny 741]

Banned for forgetting to add a period to the end of your sentence.

[dazza262 133]

Banned for being only near Sunnybrook, Alberta, Canada.

[The Avatar 1,089]

Banned because I now have the Futurama theme stuck in my head

  Edited July 14, 2012 by MamaLuigi945  

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Banned because I said so.

[airman15 4,115]

Banned because you aren't afraid of the Weegee stare..

[Ganaram Inukshuk 906]

Banned because Duke87 uses hidden text!!!

I win.

[Duke87 1,070]

Banned for having something against hiddent text and for banning someone for something someone else did.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Banned for using an adage which isn't correct cause if you take the same road ten years long there might be something new