Why should the person above you be banned?

[Waterclaw 80]

Banned for being a Suburbanite

(My avi has dog ears btw, it just looks like a cat :3 )

[airman15 4,115]

Banned for living in a town with a name that's impossible to pronounce..

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Banned for living in the Western Seaboard of the U.S.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Banned for- you know what? You're just banned!

[Waterclaw 80]

Banned for being a Spider Man

[airman15 4,115]

Banned for being anime

[dazza262 133]

Banned for being the 15th usfighter.

[Jack³ 291]

Banned for previously being banned, but still somehow posting.

[cashmoney 5]

banned for having that annoying paper clip as your avatar!

[Duke87 1,070]

Banned because you won't pay me a bribe not to.

[Waterclaw 80]

Banned for failing at horse riding

[Mithrik 562]

Banned for not having a sig.

[cashmoney 5]

banned for having a sig

[Duke87 1,070]

Banned for failing to obey my ban from earlier today.

[airman15 4,115]

Banned because you think you own the site.. Dirk is the rightful supreme leader here..

[Charlie_Zane 963]

Banned for being a us fighter.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Banned for banning him for an offense for which he had already been banned. Banned. Ban-bannity-ban-ban-banned.

[Kruemel95 27]

Banned for being offline.

[Waterclaw 80]

Banned for having less than 20 posts

[dazza262 133]

Banned for having more than 69 posts.

[Duke87 1,070]

Banned because you have more than double the post count you considered bannable.

[Mithrik 562]

Banned because your post count says you have OVER 9000!

[airman15 4,115]

Banned for a Dragonball Z reference..

[Duke87 1,070]

Banned for making your location more specific than it previously was.

[zahrul3 472]

banned for having an extremely low post/rep ratio, implying that you need to spend more time with people outside off-topic and opinion threads.

  Edited June 12, 2012 by zahrul3  

[Alejandro24 575]

Banned for quoting another ban.

  Edited June 12, 2012 by Alejandro24  

[Charlie_Zane 963]

banned for editing your post.

[jacksunny 741]

Banned for saying you are the master, when really, I'm the only master here.

[The Avatar 1,089]

Banned for A) claiming you are the master, when it is Dirk, and B) the fact that I have exactly 100 more Rep than you at this time. (376/476)

  Edited June 12, 2012 by MamaLuigi945  

[Kruemel95 27]

Banned for banning the true master.