Cause/Effect in 5 Seconds

[cityhawk 12]

Okay, READ CAREFULLY:

Pretend like you went into a time machine and was only able to go 5 seconds in time. Tell of something that you see yourself do in that 5 seconds in the future. Then, the next person will tell of something that he/she did in the present (made up, of course) that contributes to what will happen after the next 5 seconds (according to the above person's post). Then, this same person will post something else that he/she did that happened 5 seconds in the future, and the next person will repeat the process.

Example:

Me: In the future, I threw a pen at an employee behind the counter at McDonald's.

Next person: I made a customer mad because I couldn't get his order out in a timely manner.

In the future, I got hurt very badly.

Next person: I was drunk and accidentally ran into the side of a car at 70m.p.h., severely injuring the person inside the car.

And so on...

Now, let's start!

In the future, I found flat tires on my car that I had parked in the Wal-Mart parking lot.

[RushHourFreak 1]

I injured the tires of a man's car that was awfully screaming to my girlfriend.

In the future, I went to Olive's Garden

[Dave The Hokie 0]

I crashed my Car in to the Applebee's.In the future I peed on an electric fence

[bwatterud 7]

I bet my friend five bucks that the fence wasn't electric. In the future I broke my leg.

[IDS2 3,344]

I thought I could jump off the building without injury. In the future I got way too full.

[Rymac91 15]

I wanted to prove I could eat at least one thing of everything in the buffet.

In the future: I took a train.

[octaves 4]

My evil monkey was chasing me so I took the bullet train to get away.

In the future, I cried myself to sleep.

[neongamer 3]

I wrapped someone in barbed wire, so they began to bleed uncontrollably in their bed

In the future, I see myself pressing reply

[LivingInThePast 364]

My email server subsequently never worked properly again.

In the future, I see myself punching a protester.

[Hahayoudied 3]

I was protesting and got punched repeatly by a person.

In the future, I will be in a hospital.

[wir3d 2]

Cool game.  I said a bad comment and got banned.  In the future i will be sad

[Hamish 1,369]

Wir3d lost the use of the "E" button, making him sad.

In the future I see a smashed piano

[Hahayoudied 3]

A piano company sends me a smashed piano after I ordered a 5000$ piano. The company refused to give refunds or send a new piano.

In the future, I will file a lawsuit agianist the piano company.

[Trainmaster423 0]

My idiot piano transporter employees dropped a $5000 piano and I'm being sued.

My 2 million ton freight train is about to fall off of an under construction bridge.

[nottheboss 1]

I failed to press the brake

in the future i ate a rabbit

[Hahayoudied 3]

I was the rabbit and now I am doommed.

In the future, I will see EA taking over the game industry....

[Trainmaster423 0]

Hi, I'm George Bush and I accidentally ordered an air strike on every one of EA Games' competitor companies.

The sky will be purple and pink.

[tonyr 926]

I find purple soothing, but pink makes me glum!

In the future, we learn the world is flat.