The New Moose Factory - Virtual Bar & Grill

[Nerd_Guy 4]

**grabs the whipped cream container and empties it over the entire pie. Then proceeds to demolish it**

I'm sorry, did anyone else want some? The autosystem can serve more then.

[beebs 129]

Originally posted by: defcon pilot hym: Not so well. I'm trying to up my grades this trimester.

Originally posted by: MC6Ash Please remember that the two-post rule is in effect for this thread.

This is strike one, let's hope it doesn't happen again.

~Ash~

-off topic moderator

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Give me one reason why we need such a rule.quote>

Spam prevention.

Now, how about a nice cold Coca Cola over here.

[your_adress_here 11]

As my dad once said to me: "Want some pumpkin pie with your whipped cream?"

[General Gunfire 0]

How's everyone doing lately?

Just droppin' in for a coke and to see how things had been going... also to let all my old friends at ST know I'm still alive, ha.

I could have posted a "hey" thread but that obviously would have been a waste, lol...

Anyways... yep. I know I say it every time, but I'd like to hang around here more often. Geometry isn't allowing me to do much hanging around anywhere lately, though!

Peace out

-The General

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Originally posted by: Nerd_Guy

I'm sorry, did anyone else want some? The autosystem can serve more then. quote>

Lauren: But then it wouldn't be the same as if I made it!

*Lauren goes back to the other building*

[your_adress_here 11]

Good to see you, General Gunfire. Not sure if we've met, but I remember your name.

[Nerd_Guy 4]

Beebs: *ice coldCoca-cola served in classic glass bottle* It tastes much better like this, however, if you prefer different, I can change it.

General Gunfire: Welcome to the Moose Factory! Very nice to see a new face here. Can I get you anything to eat?

Leech10/Lauren: Thank you for pie!! BTW, should I call you Leech10 or Lauren?

And congradulations N_O_Body for winning so many Trixies!!!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Originally posted by: Nerd_Guy

Leech10/Lauren: Thank you for pie!! BTW, should I call you Leech10 or Lauren?

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Either one is fine for here.

*BOOM!!!*

*A hunk of flaming sodium flies high up into the air, before landing in the middle of a nearby lake, where it promptly explodes, scattering small sodium blobs all over the lake which hiss and smoke before dissolving*

Lauren: Sorry about that.

[your_adress_here 11]

Can't imagine what would happen if Lauren got her hands on some francium

[defcon pilot 0]

Originally posted by: your_adress_here Can't imagine what would happen if Lauren got her hands on some francium quote>

She can turn gold into lead.

If you know what I mean.

Originally posted by: beebs Spam prevention.quote>

How?

[Nerd_Guy 4]

Originally posted by: your_adress_here Can't imagine what would happen if Lauren got her hands on some francium quote>

 

    **Washing a glass with an towel**    Or nitroglycerin................

**Finishes with the glass and grabs another one from the shelf behind the bar**

Say, where's N_O_Body anyways?

Since this is my first time witnessing the Trixies, I am now determined to win the Cyber Patron award next year. I'm off to make my very first visit to Jacky's place!

EDIT: I just noticed something very strange:

Sg's "Highgrove"

My house in Real Life

They look alike, no? Creepy... (I don't know how to make the 2nd pic smaller, sorry)

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

*Lauren brings over a tray of frosty mugs, and places them on the counter*

Lauren: They are freshly made, using only the finest ingredients -- hydrofluoric acid and leftover sodium hydroxide to neutralize it!

Lauren: I don't think I can get any francium, it is a little too radioactive to hang around long enough to do anything with.

[Filasimo 1]

Hey guys first time in the "moose" could i get a vodka and cran? heres my ID *shows ID to reveal the date: "OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK" * and your finest chips and salsa....thanks bunches

[Nerd_Guy 4]

**Slides drink down the bar to Filasimo**

Here's your drink! And the autosystem will get yor chips.

**Bowl of chips and salsa materializes in front of Filasimo**

It's so good to see a new face here! Business has been very slow lately. I don't even know where our host is lol.

[s.i.X 13]

Nerdguy, your house is as big as the community centre down the street! My entire apartment could fit into your livingroom!

You must have an abundance of things!!! More beer please!

[Filasimo 1]

*takes a sip* giggity giggity! good stuff thanks for the extra vodka *leaves a 20* and the chips are fresh and warm! anyone wanna play silver strike bowling?

[your_adress_here 11]

Originally posted by: Leech10

Lauren: I don't think I can get any francium, it is a little too radioactive to hang around long enough to do anything with.quote>

How about dumping it in water?

[Nerd_Guy 4]

s.i.X: Thanks! The living room is open 2 stories, as is the foyer. There is a catwalk of sorts supported by arches that connects the master bed. with the rest of the 2nd floor. There is somewhat of a balconey thingy overlooking it, and I like to throw chew toys onto anyone walking underneath it.  

Here is your beer! **slides mug down bar** Catch! I dunno if the autosystem can clean it up. lol

filasimo: Silver strike bowling? What is it?

[s.i.X 13]

You just served beer to a minor. I am arresting you for whatever people like you get arrested for!!!

But don't be so sad, you could live here: http://www.google.ca/maps?ie=UTF8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&q=&om=1&z=16&ll=13.664273,25.345674&spn=0.011259,0.015364&t=k

[jacqulina 162]

hi everyone could i have a nice steak sandwich and a coffee please thanks

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Originally posted by: your_adress_here

Originally posted by: Leech10

Lauren: I don't think I can get any francium, it is a little too radioactive to hang around long enough to do anything with.quote>

How about dumping it in water? quote>

Lauren: I just said it is too radioactive, most of it would disappear long before it got to the water, and the rest of it would be mostly hidden by whatever it decayed into and wouldn't get to the water. Its longest half-life is only 22 minutes

Lauren: Besides, sodium and potassium are the best for getting explosions, according to this site: http://www.theodoregray.com/PeriodicTable/AlkaliBangs/

Lauren: Lithium isn't reactive enough, and for rubidium, cesium, and francium, the atoms are a lot heavier, meaning that there will be a lot less of them in a same-weight chunk of one of the lighter elements. Sodium tends to give you a big explosion, while potassium gives you a bunch of smaller ones.

[Nerd_Guy 4]

**Pulls out rifle from beneath counter and shoots the mug as s.i.X lifts to drink**

Did not!!! Well I'm a minor too, and it's not legal for me to serce alchoholic drinks. But N_O_Body was saying something about virtual laws....

**places gun back behind counter**

Hello Jacky! Here is your sandwich, nice and fresh. The autosystem will get your coffee as I would mess it up...

Lauren: Well....erm.....you lost me. lol I like explosions.....

[Filasimo 1]

Nerdy_Guy: Silver strike bowling is a game they have at the bar where u have those old school video game machines and u use a track ball to control the bowling ball its like golden tee

[your_adress_here 11]

Lauren: Hmm, that's very interesting. I'm gonna have to show this to my science teacher.

[s.i.X 13]

Nerd guy just shot at me!!!

*sues*

[Nerd_Guy 4]

**Counter sues**

I shot the mug! I am an expert shot, so you were in no danger at all! plus I was technically enforcing the law by preventing a minor to drink.

Originally posted by: s.i.X You are a danger to society!!!!!quote>

 

Well I knew that.... 

Using a gun in an enclosed space is perfectly legal here. lol So long as ya don't hit anyone. The flass hit you, not me. I win!!

Can't violate the 2 post rule now can I? Stupid rule. It's not spam anyway. Spam can be deleted. This is meaningful conversation...

[s.i.X 13]

Pffft! You used a gun in an enclosed space and incited public panic! The glass from the mug ricocheted and hit my left eye, leaving me blind! You are a danger to society!!!!!

[Ryan B 35]

Before Ash / beebs comes in here . . . . . I'm doing my best baseball umpire impression:

STEEEEEEEEEEEE-RIKE TWO!

[beebs 129]

Strike two indeed. Next time it happens, the thread will be locked for a day or two... but it won't come to that will it?

[Nerd_Guy 4]

ryanb_sc4: nice lol

beebs: I don't mean to contest your authority, but the 2 post rule has flaws that affect virtual establishments. It works to keep smaller threads in check from spam, and I admit that spam should be deleted and the spammer punished. But in a situation like this, i.e. The Moose Factory has been slow on business lately, so the only two people currently here cannot participante in conversation as one would have to double post for the other to post without violating this 2 post rule. Technically this whole thread could be considered spam, but you mods don't. You should consider lifting the rule from virtual establishments when they are slow on business, only to reinstate it when they aren't. The hosts or co-hosts can call patrons on that, and if it goes out of control without being fixed, the mods should step in. The three strike rule is worse. The whole thread should not be closed. Mass punishment does not work. The spammer or spammers should be banned from posting in incriments of 12 hours for every three strikes. Say I for example, spam three times and ignore the warnings. I then get banned from posting for 12 hours. If I spam three more times and ignore the warnings once more, I get banned for 24 hours, and so on and so on. Another way to help combat spam would be to give the hosts/co-hosts of establishments to ability to delete offending/double posts ONLY in the thread that they host.  Ex: N_O_Body is an Off-Topic Mod, and can deal with offenders in the Factory. Jacqulina, however, cannot deal with any offenders in her Kabin. But since N_O_Body isn't always around, he had appointed me co-host. I am NOT, I repeat NOTasking to become a moderator and never will ask, but I am asking the hosts and co-hosts have the ability to moderate/regulate the threads that they serve in. I would be obliged if you considered these suggestions with the other Moderators. Thank you

-Nerd_Guy