Schulmania

[justintime 8]

Yes Schulmanator, they are all mine.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Lauren Dax? I don't think Trill symbionts and muphridians are compatible... Though some diborane would likely clear up the air.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Man, EVERYONE loves a good fart joke. They never get old. You can just keep ripping 'em and I laugh harder and harder each time, like that old Three Stooges act where they're fighting the Nazis in Germany and accidentally laughing gas themselves, and then the Germans start shelling their building and each bomb that floats by (hysterically slowly) they laugh a little harder. I can't remember how it ends, but man was that funny. Almost as funny as fart jokes.

"WHAT'S THAT SMELL??"

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Anyone notice how many cats Justintime has? The pix are on the previous page. Aren't they so-o-o-o adorable? I got to thinking (scary, I know)... and got an inspiration from our feline-loving ST friend... hope everyone likes it!

[Hester 699]

Oh my goodness. I would love to rent a room right in there with them if they would allow that intrusion. I'll pay them too...as well as the hotel.

[PhatHead 247]

A new tv show "The Suite Life of the Brady Bunch" lol. just came to me.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Lots of cats... Hey, 6 floors! How many litter boxes?

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Haha, maybe 1&1/2 litter boxes per unit?

[John94538 0]

The hotel looks amazing... I wonder if they have scratching posts, detached litter boxes, cat food concierge service, and a VIP mice hunting ground?

[ky72x 13]

Hehe, they probably have so many different bed combinations at that hotel. Hey, if they can pull off servicing both felines and humans, the I'd say that it's one good hotel.

- Kyle

[Benedict 3,119]

That's hilarious! I love your wacky sense of humor. And the row of buildings looks perfect, a really good blend of heights and sizes.

[jacqulina 162]

awwwww lol great update bruce yet again my friend

[gabry85 2]

Great, accommodation booked! I'll stop by Schulmericho and Wirt (my favorite) before going to East Devonshire.

[justintime 8]

Originally posted by: Schulmanator Anyone notice how many cats Justintime has? The pix are on the previous page. Aren't they so-o-o-o adorable? I got to thinking (scary, I know)... and got an inspiration from our feline-loving ST friend... hope everyone likes it!

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Mind Renaming it to 'Vostochnoe Koshky' (Eastern Cats)? I personally hate my username.

[bakercity 270]

I will pay 100 million pounds of catnip and some purring secrets for about 3 day stay. JKB

[Smarty218 2]

This calls for a nice long vacation in Devonshire....

Hope the litter box rooms have some nice air circulation...

[Explodingsims 3]

Hmmm...Interesting, so do beds come in Box, and extra-large box?

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Explodingsims The laws of time? I am in Schulman Standard time... there are no laws!

Shingure In that order? Lol!

Justintime Awesome! Are you keeping them all? Do they have names yet? They are awesome!

Leech10 When there's a will, there's a way!

NMUSpidey Smell? Ummmm.... The dog did it!

Hester Perhaps a suite on the 3rd floor with a view of the town green?

PhatHead lol... the Furry Bunch...

Leech10 2 litter boxes per room... tended to by a diligent staff of humanoids.

NMUSpidey Half a litter box? What happened to the other half?

John94538 Scratching posts? The walls are carpeted in scratching post material. VIP mouse hunting? We'll talk to the manager about that one.

ky72x Some rooms are reserved for humanoids who come to admire and pet the feline guests. Of course, some feline guests will come for petting service. So, it works out quite nicely.

Benedict Thanks! It is one of my unused Schulmericho pictures. I took like 120 of them and used about 40. So, gotta work them in somewhere!

Jacqulina Thanks! Call room service for a warm bowl of milk anytime... on the house! Purr!

gabry85 Coming by Wirt? Stop by Wirtyplace... the SW is always willing to host her officials for dinner.

Justintime I'll talk to the management and see if we can arrange that.

Bakercity 100 million pounds of catnip?? You got Admiral Hestorb's attention!

Smarty218 Fear not, the boxes use the litter which, in the commercials, releases animated flowers when stepped on. So, it's all nice and fresh.

Explodingsims Depends on the unit. Some come with beds, boxes, paper bags, bowls and baskets - or, any combination of those!

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GUESS WHAT FOLX:

Tomorrow is a BIG DAY!

See the paper for details!

Brace thyselves!

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[Benedict 3,119]

Brace myself, huh? What is it, the impact of a giant ball of yarn falling from the heavens?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

We got a new wood floor, and due to all the work, all sorts of places that a cat would like to explore were created... First she tried to fit in a box that was way too small for her, then later she tried to get in the air ducts...

*activates shield*

Hopefully the weather is good for the big event.

[Smarty218 2]

Whew.... I'll pack right away!

Can't wait ot see what you have up your sleeve/pant leg....

On second thought... you can keep the pant leg down...

[Hester 699]

Originally posted by: Smarty218 Whew.... I'll pack right away!

Can't wait ot see what you have up your sleeve/pant leg....

On second thought... you can keep the pant leg down...quote>

LOL @ Smarty.

[WeekendCityPlanner 19]

Kitties!

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

There is to be NO farting in the CJ section.

Unless it is done by me. 

The Nursinator has spoken.

[Schulmanator 5,787]

YES, SIR!

A solution has been found...

[PhatHead 247]

That's the corkyous humor I have ever seen. Does this big thing have to do with a "Dam" there's something that if has a hole in it someone should put a cork in it. "Cork the other brown stopper".

:>) (<: lol

[Callbat 8]

Must I still brace myself or was that it?

Anyway............ Callbat proceeds to get under a table

knows he'll go hungry and grabs a bag of crisps..

[Schulmanator 5,787]

A date with destiny...

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Looks good, can't wait for more!

[jjune4991 1]

ohhh! what will he find?