Schulmania

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Let me spell it out for ya... A.T.K.I.N.R.O.S.

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Page 167?  

Opps didn't count quite right... 

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Page 167... NOW!

Well this is it folks - this is the page that will see 5K replies attained in Schulmania!

I would just like to take a moment to say that this is one outstandamazing CJ...  and in that I am being perfectly serious.

I seem to have uncovered some top secret plans of the Admiral, to deal with the PFB using a mixture of enriched catnip and uranium...  

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Abcvs, kree!

Atkinos Town!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Post bug, kree!

Atkinos Town!

Post 4980!

And I think I hit the window of opportunity of the post bugs. 5th page in a row that I did something with them... Hopefully they don't create a time loop.

Now, can you find the stargate reference in that?

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Radioactive catnip???

No telling what powers it would unleash!

PS: A fun surprise awaits us after the 5th millenium begins!

[Hester 699]

Oooh, Enriched Catnip! The most lethal of substances. Maybe that's why she had to go to rehab...she was experimenting and accidentally overdosed herself while trying various enrichment processes.

[Hester 699]

Oh, and...Atkiniros.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Warning: Mixing uranium and enriched catnip has the possibility of creating a short term time loop, which will repeat itself from anywhere between 10 and 100 times. The length of the time loop depends on the amount of enriched catnip and uranium used to create it. Using enriched uranium has been known to increase the time loop's length by 10 fold.

Atkinos Town!

[ky72x 13]

I vote Atkinos.

Ooo, suprises, can't wait!  Only 15 more replies!

- Kyle

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Schulmauckland


This is the offical New Zealand Embassy and Catsulate for Schulmania.  It is a small diplocatic out-scratching post located in the South Pacific Ocean.  It occupies the northern tip of a long peninsula that guards the opening to the Manukau Harbour.  Interestingly enough it is actually looks rather like the head of a cat.  Perhaps this is why it was attractive to early Schulmanic scouts prowling for a new diplocatic scratching post.

It is a popular posting and eagerly sort after by the elite of Schulmania's diplocatic staff.
The Govenors and leaders of Schulmania like to have meat and eat retreats,  in the Grand Cataeu.  

Younger, common subjects and kittens of Schulmania are invited to attend, however they need to have completed all their homework, done their catawailing practice, (a brass instrument that sounds rather like a cat stuck up a tree) have been on their very best behaviour and also been polite and well mannered to their eldercats.

The Supreme Sphinxinator is an impressive addtion to the grounds which are contained within the walls of an ancient fortress stronghold.  It is strictly forbidden to use the sand around the Sphinxinator as a litter box.  Severe penalties are handed down to those who trangress the Sacred Sands of the Supreme Sphinxinator.  Banishment to the bathroom to catemplate their actions has not been unheard of.

It is rumoured that beneath the grounds a catacomb of tunnels lead to lava caves stockpiled with Fancy Feast and some of the finest catnip known to felinekind. The spokescat for the Grand Cateau simply arched her back hissed when asked directly as to whether these stories were true.

"That is catafied need to know information... we can neither confirm nor deny..."

However I can exclusively confirm and reveal that there is a secret entrance to one of the back passages of the catacombs at the rear of The Supreme Sphinxinator.





The grounds are also home to the St Felix Monestry - there are many sunny corners for the tired cat to curl up and rest a while from the rigours of the outside world.



The Chapel of St Cat-hrine (Cat-olic demonination of course) is a popular gathering point for evening vespers.  Services conclude with a saucers of milk taken from the Holy Cows that serve the monestry... but that is a story for an udder day.



The woods that suround the main grounds provide a fine hunting ground for those cats that like to stretch their paws a little and chase small furry defensless animals.



A simple moasic of pictures.  The small chapel in the ground of the Cateau is the Chapel of St Curious, intrestingly enough it is rumoured that the founding Monk, St Curious was not even a cat but of an entirely different species altogether. 

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Hint for mosaics: Put all images into the same picture, and try to remove all signs of the divisions, then split them up as necessary.

Looks good, can't wait for more!

Atkinos Town!

So far there hasn't being a time loop...

[Hester 699]

Craig I love that post from the New Zealand Embassy and Catsulate for Schulmania!!! A small out scratching post in the Pacific. I am looking forward to learning more an udder day!! You rock!!

[KingTitan 6]

Originally posted by: abcvs Page 167... NOW!

Well this is it folks - this is the page that will see 5K replies attained in Schulmania!

I would just like to take a moment to say that this is one outstandamazing CJ...  and in that I am being perfectly serious.

I seem to have uncovered some top secret plans of the Admiral, to deal with the PFB using a mixture of enriched catnip and uranium...  

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Looks good abcvs.....

If those things have batteries in them, I wnat them. ha, bad joke if that.   

I am confused though.....maybe Im lost somewhere?    Did you take over SHULMANIA???

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

4990.

I just snuck in while Bruce was asleep... I am his nightwatch cat.

Moasics - they arent really just a series of photos butted together - nothing fancyfeast.

[Cleaner475 150]

lol nice pics abcvs

can't wait for more Schulmania, and of course congrats on Nearly reaching another milestone

Richard

[Schulmanator 5,787]

As we approach the fifth millennium, we can celebrate ATKINOS as the winner in the Governor's Challenge. Details of the awards ceremony will be in the next newspaper. Local election results will also be featured, including the name of the newly-elected mayor of Risa Beach. And, wish us well in the FIFA Worlds' Cup... new event results coming soon!

We are on the verge of the new millennium... prepare to enter PARTY MODE!

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EDIT: The Supreme Wirdle has got her dancin' shoes on.... let's party like it's 4-9-9-9!!!

[KingTitan 6]

WOOT WOOT....cant wait friend.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

If it is about the 5th millennium, then were is all the fancy technology?

[Za 164]

we're getting there! [only 4 or 5 more!]

abcvs.....I like the mosaic (even if it isn't perfect......)

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

It's 4 more now.

[Zelgadis 638]

Oh, nice! I'm keen to know where you found the square building of your chapel.

ISF

[Joetropian1 1]

4998!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!X100 more exclamation marks

Almost there, cannot wait, going to be exciting... I'll be watching for post 4999 so i can be 5000 (probly not, but u can hope)

I still vote !Atkinos town!, it was awesome...

[Hester 699]

will I be the one??? woot woot!

[gabry85 2]

5000!!! Yay!!!

[GreekMan 246]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I missed it again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

I will get it someday...........

what do you call this type of Cj?

My condolences, but please be more judicious in the future with the lamentations.  Your cry of woe went clear off the end of my browser.  Therefore, I have deleted a host of your "O's."

Zel

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Kree'ta!

[Joetropian1 1]

Crap, I wanted it!!!!!!!!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Odd how it goes really slow approaching the 5000th post, then a whole bunch of posts fly in immediately after it...

[bakercity 270]

Stupid work. I missed it all and more. I will eventually will get a landmark post in a CJ. Congrats to Atkinos and the winner. JKB