I'm so old that ...

[Prophet42 1,501]

I'm so old I remember when I could board a plane and not have to worry about how much liquid I had in my carry on or what shoes I was wearing.

[raynev1 1,886]

I'm so old, I remember phone numbers were only seven digits.

[Fantozzi 4,067]

I'm so old ... when I was a young adult, talking to things like your car, the phone, the TV or your wrist watch  was a clear sign of mental disorder.  

[Prophet42 1,501]

I'm so old I remember when the stop motion film Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer was still new.

[simmering 2,637]

I'm so old, I remember memorising phone numbers.

[raynev1 1,886]

I'm so old, I remember when President Ronald Reagan landed in Baltimore City in a helicopter at Rash Field.

[Lab Rat 13]

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[CaptCity 4,752]

I'm so old that I can't remember the past two months... Oh wait, they just disappeared...?

[TheMurderousCricket 5,055]

1 hour ago, CaptCity said:

I'm so old that I can't remember the past two months... Oh wait, they just disappeared...?

You shouldn't have accepted that uncooked potato when they told you they were out of French fries.

I'm so old that light from Vega that currently reaches Earth is younger than me.

[Prophet42 1,501]

I'm so old that 2 months is only .28% of my life.