The Wish Game

[luigiguy 1]

Granted, but your mom is the loud one now

I wish I could have desert

[AspieGamer13 11]

granted... no strings...

I wish I had something to eat for dessert

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, you get a plate full of dirt.

I wish I could come up with more creative ways of ruining people's wishes.

[AspieGamer13 11]

granted... for 5 seconds...

I wish sleep were not required

(PS - desert = much sand; dessert = good after dinner snack/food...)

[luigiguy 1]

granted, now you have to go to school for 15 hours a day

I wish I had a xbox360

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but you lose your electricity forever!

I wish I had a new pair of socks.

[pickled_pig 7]

Granted, but they're knee-high socks with embroidered pink lips.

I wish people would stop making obvious grammatical mistakes.

[BlondeTwiggy 43]

Granted, instead they now make obvious spelling mistakes

I wish .... hmmm... I wish I could think of something to wish for

[iquere 2]

Granted, but you forget it just when you're about to type it...

I wish I was taller.

[pickled_pig 7]

Granted, but now you're so tall that you bump into the ceilings of your house.

I wish I had my drivers' licence.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but you have nothing to drive.

I wish I gmax would render stuff faster!

[the_real_simmer_3 0]

Granted, it renders an ugly version of your face at lightspeed.

I wish google was better.

[AspieGamer13 11]

Granted, but they go broke

I wish I could afford to go back to college

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but you can no longer afford to feed yourself or put a roof over your head.

I wish I had a better signature.

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but nobody would be able to see it.

I wish my high school's football game was tonight.

[the_real_simmer_3 0]

granted, but they lose.

I wish THX was louder...

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, it is so loud, your ears blow up.

I wish that there were more good Star Wars movies.

[MadTV_Freak 0]

Granted, but you must watch it on a bootlegg VCR tape on a 1988 Television

I wish that the Freedom Tower was complete...

[Cjah 15]

Granted,but its gonna be finished without a paint job.......

I wish Pluto was a planet again...

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but it explodes the next day because some aliens decide they don't like it.

I wish Anwakee County would be updated.

[luigiguy 1]

granted, but it won't be updated for another 8,000,000,000,000 years

I wish It was Saturday

[Kippis05 2]

Granted, but it's 11:59:59 PM on Saturday.

I wish I didn't have a cast on my leg.

[pickled_pig 7]

Granted, but now you have casts on both your arms.

I wish I didn't have to write an essay this weekend.

[the_real_simmer_3 0]

Granted, you have to write two essays.

I wish Uranus was kicked out instead of Pluto...(for obvious reasons)

[MadTV_Freak 0]

Granted... but it wont even happen in your great-great-great-great grandchild's lifetime.....

I wish that I didnt have to go back to school..

[masochist 111]

Granted, but you can never get a job because you have no diploma or degree.

Oh, I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish...

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but you kiled a turtle instead.

I wish I had something to wish for.

[Kippis05 2]

Granted. Your wish is: I wish I had a poisonous scorpion sting me.

I wish there was no suffering in the world.

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but it only lasted for a few seconds.

I wish good things could happen to everybody, including myself.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, the good thing is that nothing bad happens to them.

I wish I wasn't allergic to dust and pollen.