The Wish Game

[Vigilante1987 180]

Granted. You get what you pay for.

I wish I wasn't an idiot.

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but now you're a freak.

I wish I had great SC4 talent.

[pickled_pig 7]

Granted, but you don't have talent in any other aspect of your life, whether practical or social.

I wish I had a new computer.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but it is a crappy new computer.

I wish I had a smaller lawn to mow.

[cityhawk 12]

Granted. It's an inch smaller.

I wish this bad taste in my mouth would go away.

3600th POST!!

[Praetorian Cohort 0]

Granted, but it's replaced by another bad taste.

I wish it would rain.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but it won't stop for 3 weeks.

I wish my power would never go out.

[Ramona Brie 121]

But then, the garbage collection stops and the water is shut off.

I wish that...oh! Something should happen to Antarctica, maybe warm it up?

[cityhawk 12]

Granted. It's been warmed up 1 degree.

I wish the U.S. would stay out of the Middle East's affairs.

[raul39 0]

Granted, but they came back a minute later.

I wish it would snow here in south California.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but only one snow flake falls and it melts before anyone sees it.

I wish my black cat would not sleep in the middle of the hallway in the middle of the night.

[cityhawk 12]

Granted. It sleep on top of you.

I wish I could be an actor.

[Vigilante1987 180]

Granted, but no one discovers you

I wish I had a better computer.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but it breaks before you get to use it.

I wish my cat wasn't black.

[cityhawk 12]

Granted. It's rainbow colors!

I wish Satan didn't exist.

[Kippis05 2]

Granted, but now God's pissed.

I wish there wasn't so much hate in the world.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but now the world is full of rage and anger.

I wish there were more smileys.

[cityhawk 12]

Granted. Here ya go:

I wish I could think of a new forum game.

[amal81 3]

Granted, but only you will post in it and no one else will.

I wish there was some blue sky outside.

[collgab 10]

granted....but the air is 99% nitrogen now so you won't live long to see it

i wish for a faster computer to play SC4

[owenluby 1]

granted but it explodes when you plug it in!

i wish for a new pair of shoes

[BlondeTwiggy 43]

Granted, but they're three sizes too small

I wish my room was clean

[amal81 3]

Granted but then your younger cousin will trash it. (if u have a young cousin )

I wish sloppet would be back on ST really soon

[cityhawk 12]

Granted. He gets on for one second and then gets off.

I wish everybody would use these:

[Kippis05 2]

Granted.

I wish emotions weren't abused so much.

[Vigilante1987 180]

Granted, but then the smileys begin to feel ignored and go away forever.

I wish I didn't have to go to work right now.

[cityhawk 12]

Granted. You have to go to work in 1 minute from now.

I wish that there weren't critics for everything.

[amal81 3]

Granted but then you will become a critic

I wish people would stop using smiley

[callagrafx 3]

granted, but then the sly becomes de riguer

I wish my friends would come back

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but your friends have been gone for so long that they don't remember who you are.

I wish I could have some more coke.