San Lorenzo University


There are also other courses such as Fine Arts, Computer classes (among the most popular are "H0w 2 Pwn" and "H4x f0r H4x0rz") and Fashion. To get a taste for the diverse personalities of SLU, let's interview some random college students!
Hi, can I ask you a question?
Marty: "Sure, dude."
What do you think of San Lorenzo University?
Marty: "This place is really awesome man... I got really wasted last night even though I had a huge exam today. I'm pretty sure I failed it and I'll have to take the entire course all over again... but hey... that means more partying! WOO!"
Hi, can I ask you a question?
Erica: "Sure... if it's less than 5 minutes."
What do you think of San Lorenzo University?
Erica: "I think it's full of misogynistic filth... YOU HEAR ME JOHNNY??? I RESENT the idea that we women are for some reason incompetent objects for men to toy with. I DEMAND respect for my two X chromosomes!"
Hi, can I ask you a question?
Jessica: "OK, but I'm texting with my BFF..."
What do you think of San Lorenzo University?
Jessica: "IDK... it's like...okay and stuff. *goes back to texting* OMG ROTFL!"
Okay, anyways, let's take a look at the stadium:

And, here is a directory of businesses in the area surrounding the university:

And also, I have a Public Service Announcement from our sponsors:

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