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San Lorenzo University

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San Lorenzo University is the largest university in the region with a diverse array of classes and students. This is mostly a satirical humorous update... because I really didn't know what to say, lol. 3.gif




There are also other courses such as Fine Arts, Computer classes (among the most popular are "H0w 2 Pwn" and "H4x f0r H4x0rz") and Fashion. To get a taste for the diverse personalities of SLU, let's interview some random college students!

Hi, can I ask you a question?

Marty: "Sure, dude."

What do you think of San Lorenzo University?

Marty: "This place is really awesome man... I got really wasted last night even though I had a huge exam today. I'm pretty sure I failed it and I'll have to take the entire course all over again... but hey... that means more partying! WOO!"

Hi, can I ask you a question?

Erica: "Sure... if it's less than 5 minutes."

What do you think of San Lorenzo University?

Erica: "I think it's full of misogynistic filth... YOU HEAR ME JOHNNY??? I RESENT the idea that we women are for some reason incompetent objects for men to toy with. I DEMAND respect for my two X chromosomes!"

Hi, can I ask you a question?

Jessica: "OK, but I'm texting with my BFF..."

What do you think of San Lorenzo University?

Jessica: "IDK... it's like...okay and stuff. *goes back to texting* OMG ROTFL!"

Okay, anyways, let's take a look at the stadium:


And, here is a directory of businesses in the area surrounding the university:


And also, I have a Public Service Announcement from our sponsors:



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Lugnuts25000: lol, it's a joke about college classes: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underwater_basket_weaving
N106: I know, right? For some reason San Lorenzinos have this paranoid suspicion of California. :P

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Heh , there are people in my hometown that are part of the Citizens Organization of Paranoid Buffoons that are also members of CAVE (Citizens Against Virtually Everything) .

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Haha When I saw this update, I laughed non stop for like a minute straight! Very hilarious!

On a more serious note, the city looks very nice and I really like the LEing on the university 

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As a user of those retaining walls, there is a staircase made especially for them so the background blends. I'm not sure if that's what you wanted, but it is possible. The university looks great, but I really like the surrounding area.

The student center in the commerical district is an interesting idea. I wonder why we don't see more of those.

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That commercial center is just perfect. Really nails the kinda seedy bohemian vibe of urban areas near big schools. The campus itself is very nice too.

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