St. Florence County pops with a fall explosion!
St. Florence County is one of the most popular fall destinations in New England. Thousands of tourists from around the world flock to the area every weekend to take selfies with the local landscape as a beautiful backdrop. Located on the northern edge of SFC is the St. Florence Skyway Bridge. With a deck height of 1,203 feet, the bridge is the perfect location for naked bungee jumping or hocking loogies.
Below is the Van Hopin homestead. They live off the grid and still aren't convinced about the conveniences of indoor plumbing. There's nothing like squatting in the woods when the temperature has dropped to fifteen below zero.
The still is used to make medicinal whiskey. It's just like regular whiskey, but it can relieve the pain associated with glaucoma... and pretty much every other type of pain you might have.
The Huneebubu River is flowing freely this time of year. It's like someone put on an oversized pair of boxer shorts.
Only 346 people have tossed their cookies while driving over the St. Florence Skyway Bridge. It's a pretty good record compared to most bridges in its class.
Ever seen the "Amityville Horror"? This house is worse. Even the ghosts sleep with night lights and crucifixes.
Here's the "NSA view" of St. Florence County.
Thanks for stopping by. Sadly, there's only one more St. Florence journal entry after this one. Fall is almost over and I've got to move on to another project. I think I'm gonna build a crime-filled region loaded with dirty factories and people with bad tans and funny accents... I'll call it "New Jersey"!
Comments and critiques are always welcome. Bring it on -- I can take it!
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