Nyan Cat Vision
East Tenne: Nyan Cat Vision
The second arrondissement of the national capital, adjacent to the Royal Quarter, is the Feline Quarter. The Feline Quarter is the home of the magnificent Bureau of Feline Affairs palace, which serves as the administrative headquarters for BFA activities in Schulmania and its colonies. The district centers around this landmark and its extensive gardens, but contains far more than just a palace. The bustling and densely developed district will be explored in multiple updates, as we stroll the palace grounds, amble along the Riverwalk, marvel at the plethora of cultural and economic amenities, and enjoy the ambience that only a feline capital can provide.
A young feline visionary, Rainbow Poptart Nyan (known to his friends as “R. P.” or just “Nyan Cat” for short), has recently arrived in the Feline Quarter. He wanted to speak to the BFA High Council about his grand scheme. What could possibly motivate this gray kitty to travel hundreds of meows across a war zone just to share his vision? Let’s find out what he has planned. And, if he has his way, it will forever transform Schulmania.
Let’s follow along on Nyan Cat’s plan to transform the feline world…
He arrived at the waterfront on a small passenger boat. He missed the ferry because he was too busy looking up in the sky and daydreaming, so he missed the ship. He paid a fisherman 20 purrs to bring him here.
He spent quite a while flying paper airplanes off of the edge of the Riverwalk, carefully noting the trajectory of each. He was very methodical in his observations and note taking.
His best planes which went the farthest went in a long arc pattern, reminiscent of a rainbow’s shape. The best couple got stuck in the ivy and he had to carefully climb down to retrieve them.
He went up and down the Riverwalk, tossing planes and taking notes. Kinda unusual for a park-goer on a nice sunny day…
Eventually he got thirsty and stopped by a refreshment stand to get some assorted beverages. Since he was daydreaming and looking skyward as he walked across the plaza, he dropped several of his small bottles and they fell, spilling on his notebook. The paper was now stained with a rainbow pattern of fruit colors. Not really an auspicious start, eh?
He was going to leave the waterfront to look for a shop selling notebooks. But he instead turned around and decided to use the rainbow stained pages to make new paper airplanes. He was delighted with the rainbow going across the sky as he threw each plane. His vision started to coalesce.
He was hungry and decided to get a bit to eat. But the local restaurants were a little out of his price range.
And the local mouseteria was fresh out of mice…
He ended up at the local grocery store, where he had just enough money to buy a pop tart…
…and a legend was born
Nyan Cat headed out to meet the BFA officials, more confident than ever about his plan
He went to the Jardin des Felines on his approach to the BFA palace
He got lost in the gardens; he should have been paying better attention
He was too excited and not looking where he was going
Eventually he found his way back to the main path
His goal: the Bureau of Feline Affairs Palace
The clerk on duty told Nyan Cat that the High Council was across the street at the Feline Heritage Center, attending the grand opening of a new exhibit of exotic fabric scratchware. (For those uninitiated in the world of feline arts and crafts, fabric scratchware is the decoration, by claw, of various fabrics, such as rugs and couches and chairs. Perhaps you have seen it exhibited somewhere before?)
Here, we see famed artiste Jean-Clawed van Pounce engaging in one of the feline world’s oldest and most popular forms of artistic expression
The Feline Heritage Center (at left) is the world’s largest feline museum
At the Feline Heritage Center, Nyan Cat ran across Fleet Captain von Bremerhaven, Governor of The Wirdleplex. He shared his vision with the governor, who was impressed and asked for a demonstration.
Together they headed off to the dome of St. Sylvester’s. Here, Nyan Cat intended to fly his super plane and convince the felines they need to fly!
From the gilded dome, Nyan Cat launched his best rainbow plane as far as he could. He noted too late one of his poptarts was stuck on the plane. But, the plane flew on,… and on,… and on…
Over the Feline Heritage Center and almost to the river flew the rainbow poptart plane. Imagine the astonished looks on the feline faces below when they looked up and saw it:
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And a legend was born…
After such an impressive demonstration, the BFA High Council quickly approved a huge grant for Nyan Cat to design the ultimate feline flying machine.
BEHOLD!!!
(Nyan Airlines concept picture compliments of USFighter15)
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