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SchulmAnniversary 5: Mother of all Teasers!

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The Official SchulmAnniversary 5 Teaser Update!

The biggest, baddest update this side of Wirtyplace! Dozens of pictures in a mind blowing, action packed, super secret, storyline advancing, star studded extravaganza!* More hyped than a Star Wars prequel, but with the added bonus of NO Jar Jar Binks! If the picture below hasn't got you all worked up for the SchulmAnniversary, you're probably not looking at it.


* Schulmania does not endorse mind blowing. Use with caution. Action is packed by volume but may settle due to shipment. Stars may be in orbit instead of studding... check local listings for details. Text is made from 100% recycled electrons and magnetic particles; no animals were used to test the hilarity of these jokes; no salt, MSG, preservatives, artificial color or flavor added; if ingested, do not induce vomiting, if symptoms persist, consult a comedian.


3rXU8c4Lsn1.png <------Click here to see the revolving globe showing Schulmania's visitors!


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Oh, wow! Schulmania's Answer to Queensferry, that got me all worked up for the SchulmAnniversary. What a coincidence, I'll soon make an entry on the South Pacific Empire's Answer to the Centennial Republic.

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[b][color=blue]Ggagmus[/color][/b] Thanks! I welcome your support and hope you will live the 2 part mega update coming October 5.

[b][color=blue]MamaLuigi945[/color][/b] You betcha!

[b][color=blue]Hahei[/color][/b] Thanks! And with this much hype, it’s gotta be worth the wait! Hehehehehe….

[b][color=blue]Ee99 [/color][/b] LOL!! My first Pointer Sisters reference ever! Rock on!!!

[b][color=blue]Huston [/color][/b] Thanks! And I hope you will like it!

[b][color=blue]Emperordaniel[/color][/b] Thanks! We will get the festivities up and running soon!

[b][color=blue]NMUSpidey[/color][/b] LOL… could not have said it better myself!

[b][color=blue]Usfighter15[/color][/b] Indeed! Guaranteed to be bigger than the bills I got in the mail today! :D

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[b]Part 1 will amaze and mystify... Part 2 will dazzle and delight...[/b]*

*Amazement, mystification, bedazzlement and delight are guaranteed with a limited warranty. If you are not amazed/mystified/dazzled/delighted, simply return your SchulmAnniversary 5 ™ updates to your local Schul-Mart store with the original receipt for a full refund...


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