The Moose Factory (virtual Bar & Grill)

[simcityblowup 0]

MsD: If you really care for a dance,i'm at your service.

N_O_Body: I will have a bloody mary on the rocks,pronto.

[defcon pilot 0]

N_O_Body: No thanks, I don't drink.

Didn't Germany already win?

[sloppet 3]

One cup of cold tea please...

[jacqulina 162]

hello everyone could i have a coffee and i think a steak sandwich,thanx

[brancra 1,149]

Ah, I was not prepared to see that...Route 31 meets "Night of the Living Dead"....I think I just lost my appetite. Although, MsD, being a former truck driver I'm sure you've had a hand in the nation's roadkill tallies over the years.

[BlondeTwiggy 43]

defcon pilot:  Good

MsD:  Just a little disturbing... lol

I probably won't be stopping by the Factory much this week, I'm very busy, have fun

[defcon pilot 0]

BlondeTwiggy: Whoa, I almost spelled your username as "Bloke".

Yes, it is good.

MsD: Haha, that's a good one. Slightly disturbing, but good.

[defcon pilot 0]

I looked for something, just briefly, and it was a toss up between that on or a squirell that gave you a lap dance. I figured the lap dance was out. LOLquote>

Hehehe...

[defcon pilot 0]

Double post. It seems that page 148 does not exist, so I will make it so.

Whatever. Delete this post.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

simcityblowup:  Pronto?  Ready?  That's what it means in Italian, anyway.  Bloody Mary serverd over ice.

DP:  Germany won the consolation round over Portugal.  Means they came third in the tourament.

sloppet:  Cold orange pekoe served.  lemon?

Jacky:  Factory steak sandwich served with shoe-string fries and cruditées.  Coffee served.  Enjoy.

MsD:  Is that called the road-kill hop?

[simcityblowup 0]

HAUIAGUHUHUHAUYEEHAWYAWN *cof* YUMHAUHIHUAHAU!!!

Hey,i danced with a dead squirrel!! That's cool!

[defcon pilot 0]

N_O_Body: Ah. Well, Italy won anyway, or so I heard.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

^ Si!  Viva Italia.

There is a street party going on in Toronto that may never end.

[Ryan B 35]

I'm going to have to get up there. I love a good party.

[defcon pilot 0]

TAKE ME WITH YOU!

[sloppet 3]

one pizza please!

[jacqulina 162]

hi everyone that was a great sandwich yesterday thanks ,today could i just get a coffee please

[s.i.X 13]

Writing in Haiku

Is a most enjoyable

Thing to do. Join in!

[defcon pilot 0]

And we all know about how much you know about enjoyment.

I'm uninspired.

[BlondeTwiggy 43]

BlondeTwiggy thinks that

    Writing in haiku is fun. 

She does it quite well. 

Errr... sometimes... lol, that was pretty lame

[Ryan B 35]

BurgSabre thinks that

The Sabres will win

the Stanley Cup now.

I'm a natural!

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

ryanb_sc4:  E tardi.  The party was yesterday.  Press reports say there were 500,000 people at the colisseum in Roma.  No lions, however.

sloppet:  Pizza served, all dressed.  Enjoy

Jacky:  Hi, the autosystem saw you come in.  Here's your coffee.

Gah!  All this poetry...  You must all be finished with your English classes this year.  How about a limerick or two?  Maybe a little doggerel?

Can anyone prove that the third murderer in MacBeth was hired by Lady Banquo?

[s.i.X 13]

There once was a man named NOBody.

Who had opposed haikus.. ody.

He said that .. that

and something.. mat..

something something nobody.

Iono. I cant do limericks.

Unable am I

to make a limerick poem

At this time of night.

[jacqulina 162]

thanks thats great service, yes i cant wait when the autoserver has another food fight lol

[Eastwinn 6]

Since the World cup stuff is over in here, AUTOSERVER! Get me a glass of OJ! please...

I am sure that all

  haikus are about nature

except for this one.

The leaves are yellow

  the leaves are yellow and green

the leaves are orange

The bat flies over

  the tree of all life with her

baby in her hands

Do you not understand?

  I can write a haiku without

any motivation.

[simcityblowup 0]

MsD: Thanks a lot.

N_O_Body: Hey,what about my bloody mary on the rocks?

[paperboy15 4]

So...much...poetry...

*Grabs a box of flares and flies to Rome*

[jacqulina 162]

debs that was fun last time lol. coffee please

[BlondeTwiggy 43]

Twiggy loves to write,

Especially nice haikus.

English is her fave.

I've also done a few limericks. Here's my lamest one, lol.

There once was a chicken from Cree,

Who tried to fly over the sea.

He miserably failed,

And then he was jailed,

And now a jailbird is he.

Yeah, I tried to warn you it was bad.

I'll have anything that's chocolate. I'm feeling down tonight.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Re: food fights  People, people, pay attention!  The autoserver has been detuned in such a way that a food fight isn't likely anymore.  So disgusting, ycch!

Eastwinn:  Served.  Haikumania?

simcityblowup:  You want another?  Ok.  served.

While many of us seem to be poets

I am one and don't know it

I try with my might

To produce such a fright

But it seems I'm not much of a poet.

Jacky:  coffee served

The coffee we server here is Kona

From the slopes of the great Mauna Loa

You can see from this verse

That I'll only get worse

As I produce yet another groaner

Blond Twiggy: Chocolate decadence served.

This brownie with chocolate icing

And ice cream with chocolate chunking

With hot fudge and caramel

From llama not camel

I hope no a fuss you are making