The Moose Factory (virtual Bar & Grill)

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

bump

[defcon pilot 0]

N_O_Body: Ah, good.

I used to have a warm puppy, but I had to take it back to the shelter because my dad didn't like it. Come to think of it, it didn't like him, either.

[jacqulina 162]

yes please thankyou

[Ryan B 35]

Well, all that practice paid off. I scored my first goal this afternoon. Unfortunately, my team was on the short end of the stick, losing by two.

Hopefully more goals ( and more wins ) will come.

[beebs 129]

N_O_Body- Well, he says it's for personal reasons, aka his wife hates Edmonton. It seems there's some decent deals going around though, so we might not be completely out of luck. We'll see, I suppose.

[jacqulina 162]

lol i will catch as it throws

[Firebird 40]

Oh no!

N_O_Body slap that Auto-server!

[defcon pilot 0]

MsD: Really? Great. My motto is "OPEN WIDE!".

[brancra 1,140]

*Sees a roast leg of lamb flies over hie head at a high speed*

Um...

*Sees a turkey fly with such force, it breaks a nearby table top*

Uh...

*Notes that the wall is bedecked with vanilla ice cream*

Someone-

*Ducks at a missile-like cola bottle*

CALL IT OFF!

[Firebird 40]

*Ducks as a roast flies overhead and smashes a nearby window*

*Ducks periotically as corn dogs are launched at him*

N_O_Body.....you....really...need...to...get...control...of...that...Autosystem!!!!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

*A zuke begins biting at the food flying by*

*Watches as a roast pig flies through the air before disintegrating when it hits the zuke, who acts as if nothing happened*

*Lauren #2 throws a watermelon back at the autosystem after she catches it.*

[Firebird 40]

*Watches the watermelon burst and splash juice all over the bar as it hits the Autosystem*

N_O_Body, this would really be a good time now...

*Gets hit in the face with a couple of cherry pies*

[Rymac91 15]

*walks into the Bar, ducks from a cooked turkey*

*Rymac sits down at a table,lifts his hand up and catches a platter with a hamburger on it and puts it down on the tabel and begins to eat it*

I'm guessing ethier someone dumped some liquid on the autoserver,No_body forgot to update the programing or someone sent a stream of commands to it.

*Rymac91 gets up,walks the the Auto server and pushes the big red 'reset' button*

There...the zukes can enjoy what "orbiting" around the lamps and the clean bots will deal with the mess on the floors.

*Rymac sits back at his table and continues to enjoy his hamburger*

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Mayby it has a virus. You might want to run a virus scan on the autosystem to make sure.

*Lauren hides under a table and then thrwos a cream pie across the room.*

[Firebird 40]

*Peeks out from under a table.*

Now that is more like it! Why did I not think of that! Thanks rymac91!

*Looks arround and accadently steps in something that looks like pudding*

Well, I guess I will order some roast beaf with salid, and fries with coke as my drink.

I guess I could help the clean-up bots as the fixed Autoserver makes my dinner.

*Gets a mop from behind the bar and starts with mopping his shoe*

[djrules5454 5]

N_O Body: Yes, I would like an IV apparatus with that.

[defcon pilot 0]

*A passerby walks in and is knocked out by a free-flying carton of eggs.*

Whew. Ah, too bad for him. Me, I have the table propped up to shield me.

MsD: Heh heh.

I'm perfectly safe down here, me and my 3001 book... Unless I peek over the table. D'oh, it won't make a difference.

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Hmm...

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Hmm... YAAH!

--^-O)O-^-- (|]--

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SPLAT!

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[s.i.X 13]

[Rymac91 15]

hmm...those plates are still orbiting the light fixtures...thats one of the odditys of the Autoserver...it can levetate,teleport,make holograms of what the food will look like and it can process a order by speech or by reading your mind.

*watches a plate of Geletin orbit a light fixture*

hmm...we need to repair a few windows...

*watches as a set of robots clean the plates and mugs off the floor*

*calls out the window repair bots and watches as they unlock the window section and place a new window in*

[jacqulina 162]

wow it looks like the auto server blew up,that was fun lol,its going to take a week to clean up

[jacqulina 162]

what a great food fight lol

[sloppet 3]

Instaed of the food fight, let's send the food to the poor children in Africa ....

[KT3 5]

Thats an excellent idea sloppet ,,,,, wasting food whilst millions suffer in starvation and disease doesnt seem right somehow

[Firebird 40]

*Mops up more mess*

This place is supposed to be habitable you know!

*Accadently sits on a table, which colapses with a cake on it and the cake goes flying across the room and hits MsD in the head*

oops

[KT3 5]

OY !! That just missed me !

*Immerses firebirds head in a huge pot of warm custard*

Take that sucker !

[Firebird 40]

*Takes hte bucket off his head, spitting and sputtering*

*Fumes fire out of his nose*

*Throws a bucket of sticky taffy at KT3*

Take THAT.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

defcon_pilot:    I leave you with this thought:

A B C D Puppies?

M N O  Puppies.

O S A R.  C M P N.

Jacky: Large pitcher of ice water service with a chilled glass.  More coffee?  Don't worry about the autoserver.  It hasn't done that since TT's robot waiters failed.  If you would like something to eat, just think about it.  I really am into automation here.  The disinto has taken care of all the garbage.  I need a vacation.  How are vacancies over at your place?

ryanb_sc4:  Did I miss something?  What are you playing?  Is it in a league?

beebs:  Wives who support their husbands go where they are.

MsD:  Cute little dog.  Here is a buscuit for her.  President's choice regular dog biscuit is served.  This has the virtue of being chicken based and lacks wheat gluten.  I have setters, you see, and they can get in trouble with wheat.

brancra:  Can the images.  We need to clean up the joint now.  Jacky, you see how these hooligans abuse the automation.  Autojanitor:  Clean up this mess!  The automated cleaner disintegrates the spoiled food.  We only allow food fights at Chucky Cheese's.

fire_bird:  If I thought that it was you who started this loop in the autoserver, I would be forced to immolate you and return you to egg state.  Phoenixes should be careful in the presence of wizards.

djrules5454_etc:  OK.  The paramedic bot starts an Iv and connects to the source.  Use a very slow drip, that stuff is quite strong.  djrules lapses into a deep sleep.

s.i.X:  A post should have more than smileys, now shouldn't it?  Welcome to the factory.

Rymac91:  Thanks for the running commentary.  Things have been too quiet around here, haven't they? 

The KK Dragon appears dripping cold Carbon Tet.  Awww.  Poor baby.  Go have a nice swim in James Bay and get that stuff off.  You can have a walrus for lunch.

Katie:  You seem to have arrived at the end of the festivities. 

I am going to lower the sensitivity on the autoserver, so you might now have to speak your order out loud, folks.

There is a loud bang and a conflagration where fire_bird is sitting.  After the fire dies down, he is gone, but there is a golden egg there.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Erroneous bump.  Please delete, O miraculous mods.

[BlondeTwiggy 43]

hmmm... i seemed to have missed a good food fight... lol

[jacqulina 162]

hi there yes i just love your coffee,ime not worried about the auto server that was fun lol,i have thought however and i think i will just have a coffee please,whoops more manners getting ready to dodge the autoserver lol,yes you are welcome to come to us for a vacation mr n_o_body, i have checked and there are a few fishing vacancies left they are nice little cabins by the lake