Funniest Blonde Joke Eva!

[hamsterTK 93]

The joke

Do you get it?

[Micah 16]

It only took me a successful two clicks to get me curious if that was the joke, but I finally got it at the third click!

[vidioman 21]

That's really clever!

I've seen this at a few forums now. The forums are different each time, too. I wonder how long its been running.

[Bookworm 1]

LOL, that is so funny once you get it. It took me about 3 clicks. At two I though something might be up, though...

[dev 47]

Where is it? I can't seem to find it...? Make a direct link please.










Just Kidding...lol.

[Zelgadis 638]

That joke wasn't half as funny as dev's response to it.



ISF

[MayorTim 16]

Dev, was that sarcasim or are you blond?

[brtim2 10]

Ok Dev. Here it is. The joke is on ... here

[timotheus4 39]

2 clicks. Then I followed it and read all the comments. It's amusing to see humans on the internet Rather like being an anthropologist on field assignment studying this primitive race with the trappings of greatness. Not referring to you all, of course. Well, not most of you all.

[Joesocwork 4]

Date: 1/18/2006 9:32:48 PM Author: timotheus4 
It's amusing to see humans on the internet Rather like being an anthropologist on field assignment studying this primitive race with the trappings of greatness. Not referring to you all, of course. Well, most of you all.

Oh but of course.

 

 

Count me as a blonde who fell for one that was similar over here at SimTropolis during my newbie days!   Ouch! You got me!!

[brancra 1,060]

Ooh boy, that took a few clicks before I got the joke. My, that IS a great joke for blondes.

[DuskTrooper 314]

Indeed, it was obvious.

[Rymac91 15]

Date: 1/18/2006 9:04:19 PM
Author: zelgadis
That joke wasn't half as funny as dev's response to it.





ISF

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I'm going to have to Agree with you on this one Zel.
though I'd problobly would have laughed harder if a newbie got extremely upset for not finding the main page.

[timotheus4 39]

Previous post edited for clarity, sorry Joe.

[Micah 16]

Ha!! Dev, are you joking?

[The boy formerly known as Evil Muzz 27]

ROFL!!!! Aww, poor dev.

[ephorex_77 0]

Well, 2 clicks and it stopped my expectations of my ever finding something funny...but dev's response was priceless.

*pats poor dev on the head, noticing a strand of blond hair adhering to hand*  

Well, at least Dev isn't really blond.

[+Guest]

i got it after 7 or so clicks in the fact that i've just woken up plus i lack common sense logic which i make up in intellectuality (i do read a lot of philosophy so i need all logic there)

[ephorex_77 0]

Date: 1/19/2006 3:02:36 AM Author: tc13 i got it after 7 or so clicks in the fact that i've just woken up plus i lack common sense logic which i make up in intellectuality (i do read a lot of philosophy so i need all logic there)

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LOL!!! 7 clicks eh?? Well, either very determined (which is a virtue of course), or rather dim-witted (which isn't quite as virtuous ). *Throws collated works of Plato and Aristotle into the garbage, citing lapses in logic and reasoning*

[Emozo 0]

hahaha i get it!

i get suspicius of these funny jokes so i always read the comment, kinda took the fun out, un detured tho i followed the links, it loops after a while, very clever!!

[Ryan B 35]

Here's a blonde joke I thought was good:

Q:  How do you keep a blonde busy for hours on end?

A:  Give her a piece of paper that says turn over on both sides.

[+Guest]

ephorex_77

LOL!!! 7 clicks eh?? Well, either very determined (which is a virtue of course), or rather dim-witted (which isn't quite as virtuous ). *Throws collated works of Plato and Aristotle into the garbage, citing lapses in logic and reasoning*

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ah good ol' virtue theory one of my fave moral theories against that silly ol' dogmatic deontological* silly rule book things (*you must do this, you can't do that yaddah yaddah yaddah silly girly stuff)

 

i am pretty determined, and am dimwitted at times, but i guess the two cancel each other out for aristotle's theory of what virtue is have i done it now i woulda got it after 3 or so times, which would be aristotle's vice of too much (i forgot the name of it)

 

i like aristotle theory of character and it ain't silly plato dogmatic silly form things (you can kinda guess i don't like plato's philosophy or anything dogmatic in that sense)

[hamsterTK 93]

im glad you guys enjoyed that. I forgot that to view the forums on simtropolis you have to be registered(most places you dont), and i linked some other sites to this thread(to keep the chain going) and they couldnt look at it...

[hobostank 8]

wow...that was stupid.

[Alkaola 18]

lol

[Duke87 1,070]

Okay, that was pretty stupid.

Unfortunately, the funniest blonde joke I know isn't appropriate enough to post here.

[Dupontfan24 0]

I got a good blonde joke thats appropriate for ya'll

A blonde decides to surprise her husband while he's a work during one day in August. A few hours later her husband comes home to see her passed out and sweaty on the floor wearing two heavy winter coats, half the room is painted and there is paint all over her and the jacket. He wakes her up and asked what happened and she said she wanted to surprise him by painting the Kitchen for him, he says, I realize that, but why are you wearing these heavy coats, its 100 degrees out she said to him On the can it said best to apply in two coats

 

ok i got another one...

 

A blond walks into an appliance store and asks one on the salesmen I'd like to buy that tv the clerk replies sorry we don't sell that TV to blonds A few days later the blond come back with dyed brown hair and askes a clerk the same question, and gets the same reply. Once again the blond dyes here hair, this time red and goes and asks to buy the same TV, when the salesman says we don't sell to blondes she says, I've come in here with brown hair and red hair and you still said you don't sell to blonds, how did you know I was blonde?  the guy said to her I knew you were blond because thats not a TV, it's a microwave

[Compromise 1]

I really don't get these blond jokes. I am blonde I am known as a high preformer at school.

[toxicpiano 125]

comp: you're a bloke though. also i know blond girls that are not only incredibely pretty, by very clever as well, thus proving these stereotypes b***ocks.

[villarule 2]

Date: 1/21/2006 8:06:27 AM
Author: Compromise
I really don't get these blond jokes. I am blonde I am known as a high preformer at school.

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they are directed at the female of the species