City of Oh Noes!! A Very Short CJ

[ABCD12345 1]

Mod used :
NAM
some lovely bats
Simoleon RH mod
PEG Garbage Chute
Cop Car mod
some Seawall lots

Cheat used:
God mod tool cheat
You don't deserve it cheat

PS: there are no screens of Nowhere and earlier of Nowhere (too lazy ) and no earlier screens of Oh Noes!!
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The City of Oh Noes!! were founded by activist named Chris and thousands of citizens of Nowhere that hates the city goverment of Nowhere

As you can see Oh Noes!!(left) is beside the city of nowhere (on the right) but theres a gap on it.



It all started when Nowhere Starts to grow the citizens where happy and nice..as years goes by the city grew happily,
but...something went wrong when there new mayor named Mayor Smarty Pants raised taxes and allowed dirty industrial to come in.

the city fell apart the air quality fell,the streets became uber growed, and traffic spreads, and crime rates rised,corruption became wides spread,

Activist chris and 30,000 citizens tried to make the mayor to resign but the mayor refused...so they protested and failed, with there failure they left because Mayor Smarty Pants is hunting them, After traveling for days they found a fertile flat top mountain near Nowehere and started colonizing it after many years the city grew so fast that it became bigger than nowhere...

So mayor smart pants of nowhere resigned because of shame and embarrestment and thousands nowhere citizens protested and chris brother bob where elected to be mayor ..and they connected nowhere and Oh Noes!!,The city of Oh Noes!! grew even faster on top of the flattop mountain because of tourist flocks, and nowhere started building on the gap between on the nowhere/oh noes!! border and some industrial business where relocated outside of nowhere,so nowhere started growing again.

In earlier times, Oh Noes!! have so many Jobless citizens


After a few years the Jobless rate fell by 40% Thanks to Mayor Chris (The founder of oh noes!! goverment) for providing more jobs.


New Development in Oh Noes!!


I hope you enjoy this 'SHORT' lame CJ filled with mispelling and grammar mistakes

[Zelgadis 638]

Pretty bizarre. But I like it.

So, is this it for your short CJ, or can we look forward to more?

ISF

[jacqulina 162]

interesting start i like the names lol

[Nardo69 51]

Not a bad start - Just please DON'T UPLOAD PNGs - they are just two big - convert them to JPG! (I am sure JPGs wtih the maximu allowed size of 800*600 pixel would be of a smaller size than these small PNGs!

If you don't have software for converting them go to www.irfanview.com and upload. It's small, it's fast, it's versatile and it's free!

Nardo

[Jerebannus XVI 7]

This is hilarious

[1ajs 49]

wow what an amzing layout ... love it hope this is not it for your cj plzz post more for us plzzz

[diablo_del_bano 3]

it would be neat to see this become like cj satire. make all sorts of poitless and odd things and make it the farthest from a relistic as possible

[Abc987 3]

Great job so far!!!! I  can't wait to see the Oh Noes!!. Try   maybe to resize    your pics so there    bigger. Good job!

[6459978. 106]

Oh! I thought this was the city of Oh Nose, hehe silly me.

[Superchan 23]

looks cool.

[ABCD12345 1]

hehe thnx for teh comments ill get more pics if my pc dont crash on me again

[Bandero 5]

I Like it! very original, short and simple

It would it been better if there were some cities named Somewhere, There and Here. I can imagine this conversation taking place, BTW, you might call this Who's on this CJ

-Where are we?
-Nowhere
-What do you mean nowhere? we have to be somewhere.
-No, Somewhere is over There.
-Not there, here!
-I told you, We're not Here, We are Nowhere!
-NOOO! If you and I exist, We have to be somewhere!
-There you go again! How many times I have to tell you, We-Are-Nowhere!
-Ok, Let's start over, You and I are here, What is here?
-This is not Here, This is Nowhere!
-AAARRGGG!!! We are somewhere, Where is somewhere?
-Somewhere is over There, But We're not There or Somewhere, We are Nowhere!
-Oh no!
-Ah, Oh No is on the other side of Here.
-That's it! I'm outta here!
-You can't leave Here, because you are with me in Nowehere
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[tag_one 132]

haha bandero thats a good one

anywayz great story Yayo, I like it

[ABCD12345 1]

hehe thnx

@bandero

omg those are great city names

[FreewayofFlight 41]

W00T Bandero, that was so friggin' funny! ROTF LOL! Yoyo, I love your names, 'Mayor Smarty Pants', 'Oh Noes'!! LOL Good Job, this is a funny CJ!

[Bandero 5]

Thanks for all your comments, I'm glad you guys like my little take on the famous Abbott and Costello's Who's on First? skit.

BTW, I think I know why you name one of your cities Oh Noes I just took a closer view to the last picture you posted and on the bottom right side, there's an airport, right in front of the landing strip... There's a Skyscraper!!! OH NO!!! .

Yayo, you got my vote for the shortest funniest CJ award in 2006!

[ABCD12345 1]

hehe u noticed maybe if i have some time ill make a story of dirk in Oh Noes!!


i can see it now....teh begining <-- typo of simtropolis

bandero:
Yayo, you got my vote for the shortest funniest CJ award in 2006!


YAY!!

PS:Dirk no offence

[choco1 4]

hehehe, very funny. A cute start to a CJ!

I look forawrd to more of your comedy and CJing. The cities look very nice as well. Although can we have some larger pictures please?

Cheers, choco.

[Micah 16]

This is very funny!!! Mayor Smarty Pants!!!! Great start... Can't wait for more... or was that it (being that you said it was short...) The storyline is just hilarious!

[sloppet 3]

Very short comment:
Nice work

[Shadow Assassin 336]

Not bad, not bad at all.

It's quite funny, too. Funnily enough, I also have a city known as Nowhere.

[jacqulina 162]

look forward to more