Why should the person above you be banned? V2

[JP Schriefer 5,591]

Banned for using 'because' only one time.

[CapTon 592]

Banned for saying that he doesn't need Origin.

[Prophet42 1,503]

Banned for bureaucratic white light.

[TheCjm1999 11]

Banned for banning me before.

[CapTon 592]

Banned for having numbers in his username.

[The Avatar 1,089]

Banned because the white light is blinding me.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Banned for affiliations with the mafia.

[TheCjm1999 11]

Banned for banning banners that ban other banners.

[RipRap 4,400]

Banned because of Heavy Rotation.

[The Avatar 1,089]

Banned for smoking a pipe in a smoke-free area.

[JP Schriefer 5,591]

Banned for having a .gif as avatar.

[CapTon 592]

Banned for having more reputation than me.

[Prophet42 1,503]

Banned for using two capital letters in your profile name.

[NielsC007 499]

Banned for having "42" in your name. D:

[CapTon 592]

Banned for being a 007.

[The Avatar 1,089]

Banned for having something against James Bond.

[RipRap 4,400]

Banned because you are Sparky sparky boom boom woman!

[NielsC007 499]

Banned because I can't remember the name of Mama Luigi's avatar.

[The Avatar 1,089]

Banned because, clearly, her name is Sparky Sparky Boom Woman.

[Prophet42 1,503]

Banned for stating something as obvious that is not so obvious.

[JP Schriefer 5,591]

Banned for living in Chicago.

[NielsC007 499]

Banned because I have 26 tabs open at the moment.

[Prophet42 1,503]

Banned for having too many tabs open and trying to multi-task.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Banned because I have more whiskers than you have branches.

[JP Schriefer 5,591]

Banned because you have more posts than me.

[The Avatar 1,089]

Banned because you have less posts than A Nonny Moose.

[RipRap 4,400]

Banned because everyone does.

[CapTon 592]

Banned for having an avatar that I don't recognize.

[The Avatar 1,089]

Banned for having an avatar that's not related to Avatar. Oh, I'm such a nerd!

[JP Schriefer 5,591]

Banned for not being Mama Mario.