The user above just poked your eye. Reactions?

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

My third one! Hopefully, it's successful!

Just follow the title, how would you react or do if the person above you poked your eye? Post away, folks!

[The Pennsylvania Turnpike 252]

push them into spidy's volcano and let him deal with them

[Sloonei 25]

Slap them silly with a picture of Leonardo DiCaprio 

[Durfsurn 539]

repeat what happens in Sloonei's avatar

[Munchiez 74]

Throw them into what we call "The Dungeon"

[Leofdæg 4]

Shoot them with two guns.

[JP Schriefer 5,590]

Throw a piece of hay in his head.

[SeanNBiloxi 10]

Rub the sole of a soccer cleat on his chest, then pour rubbing alcohol on it.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Blame it on politicians.

[Leofdæg 4]

Rub your nose on his face.

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Poke back in your eye.

[RipRap 4,400]

It felt like I got hit by a Muscle Car.

[Leofdæg 4]

It felt tickly, and I laughed so much that I couldn't close my mouth for the rest of my life.

[Duke87 1,070]

I say, "ha! I have glasses, you can't get me!"

[jmsepe 2,038]

YOU! What do you think you're doing? If you're gonna poke something make sure, it isn't my eyes!

[JP Schriefer 5,590]

I would poke him everyday on Facebook just for revenge.

[Leofdæg 4]

I would burst his favorite soccer ball.

[Crazyforsimcity 23]

I would be worried about getting all the hay out!

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

I would break his SC4 disc. In his case, it doesn't get meaner than that.

[JP Schriefer 5,590]

I'd burn a Camaro in front of him.

[Leofdæg 4]

I'll set real vixen into his house.

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

I'd steal his haybal

[RipRap 4,400]

I would colour his picture.

[JP Schriefer 5,590]

I would give him an Origin account mwahaha

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Well, I'd do the same.

[The Pennsylvania Turnpike 252]

i would IP ban them from all the websites on the internet! MWAHAHAH

[JP Schriefer 5,590]

I would delete his YouTube account 

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

I would ruin your soccer team.

[KonstantinII 1,106]

Feed them to the crocodiles!

[Leofdæg 4]

I'd send him to Venus