What if

[The_Dalai_Llama 15]

I would be hoping to get some cash for doing that.

Whatif jruss, a.k.a. arabia, a.k.a. royal880, never broke the 2-post rule?

[greyveil 37]

I would be elated!

What if jruss, a.k.a. arabia, a.k.a. royal880, a.k.a north had never stumbled upon this site? 

[Arabia 0]

I'm not even going to reply to that post, I'm highly offended

what if the Federal Highway Administration approve my highway manuscript?

[MrVegetable 2]

You might possibly be famous

 

What if life was a funny cartoon?

[your_adress_here 11]

Funny things always happen, we always get hurt, we're always OK!

What if I wasn't on ST right now?

[MrVegetable 2]

Then there would be one less member roaming the server.

 

What if I lost my brain to Maxis and they used it to create a great Sim City game?

[Chris M 406]

 It would possible have Buildings named after Anime Dragonball Z and Pokemon ..

What If I eventually have the most posts on simtropolis ?

[dev 47]

Big deal really...Quantity vs. Quantity.

What if you were told to describe me in two words?

[Arabia 0]

cool dude

what if everyone backed off me and stopped picking on me so much

[MrVegetable 2]

Then life would not change much

 

What if Simtropolis existed only in a parallel universe?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

I would make a wormhole to be able to get to it.

What if you woke up and your house was full of ants?

[MrVegetable 2]

Ouch!

 

What if there was only one word in the dictionary?

[Marvin 0]

The dictionary would be very small, and not very useful.

What if someone made you wear all sorts of dressy girl clothes in front of the whole town? (for boys to awnser)

[Chris M 406]

I would be embarassed

What If You lived in Japan ?

[rubberduck 3]

umm...you would live in Japan...

What if...There were no smileys on ST?

[Big_Baazzoo 0]

Posts would be less funny 

What if Art were as popular as sports?

[olidude 0]

then museums would be noisy

 

what if the world was flat? (like they thought in the old days)

[your_adress_here 11]

We could fall off!

What if deadly snakes infested manhattan?

[Chris M 406]

 That would be wrong lots of people would be frightned

What If you visited Manhattan when this happened ?

[The_Dalai_Llama 15]

I'd run to the Bronx, I guess.

Since we've had a few rulebreakers, i.e. jruss and MrVegetable, I'm calling a timeout.  Closed until further notice.

Edit:  It's reopened so go crazy.

What if llamas ruled the world?

[kingofsimcity 5,739]

Maxis will be happy.

 

What if your CJ came to life and you actually get to live in it?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

I would be able to go into space easily.

What if your CJ was suddenly very popular?

[bobinator 0]

I would be very pleased and happy!

What if you CJ suddenly lost it's popularity?

[the_new_simman 5]

My CJ would not be popular.

 

What if Earth was to explode in 5 seconds and we were all going to die?

 

[kingofsimcity 5,739]

We would find a way to prevent the earth from blowing up in 5 seconds.

^ What If that didn't work? ^

[bobinator 0]

We'd all blow up plain and simple.

What if we all blew up?

[the_new_simman 5]

We'd become burnt Crabby Patties.

What if you were SpongeBob?

 

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

I would work at the Krusty Krab and make Krabby Patties.

What if you found a pot of gold in your backyard?

[your_adress_here 11]

$$$

What if Simtropolis had never been invented?

[bobinator 0]

I would never play SC4

What if SC4 had never beeen invented?