Chain Reaction!

[Superchan 23]

-he shoots down the missles becuase of the slow speed of the interstate

 

-the goverment sues dell

 

-dell goes out of bussnies PERMANENTLY

 

-the employeess of dell get better paying jobs at other companies

[Dr. Frickenstein 0]

One of the former employees of Dell has after four weeks enough money to buy his big dream since his childhood: A nuclear missile. So he decides to buys his own.

[screamingman12 30]

He fires the missile at a parking lot full of carivans (I'll end it here) and...

(I always wanted to do this )

 

 

 

 

BOOOOOOM!

[pickled_pig 7]

New Story:

A horse, notorious in his part of the Old West for his habit of heavy drinking, enters a tavern.

[Grobulous 0]

The tavern lord says we don't serve your kind here!

The horse,notorious in the Old West for his childish old-western style gang fights, pulls out his water pistols.

[The boy formerly known as Evil Muzz 27]

He inadvertantley fires the water pistol at a tough, tavern dwelling Cowboy type. It hits him in the back.

[screamingman12 30]

The cowboy turns around, pulls out his six-shooter, and starts to fire randomly.

[brancra 1,198]

Most of the shots hit the wall, but one ricochets off of a metal frame, through the top of a cowboy's hat, and strikes the horse in the buttocks.

[pickled_pig 7]

God then intervenes, saying:  I am the LORD thy God, and I shall spare the Horse's life - O, bless his sacred soul! - I shall spare the Horse's life if thou beatest me in a game of blackjack.

[gggg 9]

and the game starts.........

[Dr. Frickenstein 0]

The Lord seems to win but then, a strange guy comes in the saloon and says: I want some horse meat!

[pickled_pig 7]

He continues, Horse meat would hit the spot.  But the LORD had not finished his blackjack game when the axe was unsheathed...

[gggg 9]

then comes the 2nd dude and slaps the 1st one

[sloppet 3]

and after that sloppet dies, but simtropolis....

[Dr. Frickenstein 0]

...has got a strange machine from a crazy doctor. Nobody knows what it does, so dirk...

[screamingman12 30]

Sends all of the Simtropians into exile on the official site, while he rethinks his prioritys. But all of the simtropians on the offical site decide to...

[pickled_pig 7]

...Join up as a group to steal the machine from Dirk.  As they all near Canada,...

[sloppet 3]

Dirk kills all the enemies!

[Dr. Frickenstein 0]

But when dirk has killed them all, the strange machine does something... strange!

[pickled_pig 7]

The machine revives the dead sloppet, but he comes back in the form of the Loch Ness Monster.

[Grobulous 0]

The loch ness monster is inevitably forced to consume itself inevitably, thus causing a gargantuan hole in the holographic fabric or the universe! And there is no mor nessie! NO MORE NESSIE!!!

[Dr. Frickenstein 0]

So all Nessie fans decides to attack dirk and the machine. But somebody...

[gggg 9]

comes with a machine gun and saves him

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

which causes leech10 to turn into a zuke and he goes on a rampage, destroying everything in his path, causing...

[Dr. Frickenstein 0]

...Huge riots against dirk and the guy with the machine gun. But a millionare has donated $12.828.683,09 to ST, so dirk buys...

[Superchan 23]

5,000 Super AMD Opteron Based servers, with DDR2 Memory, and buys 5,000 connections of the fastest internet in the world, and puts the rest of the money in a Simtropolis bank account so the site never runs out of cash

[villarule 2]

....he then goes power crazy and buys up Microsoft and Apple and merges them with Google to create one big mess...

[MadMax410 1]

...with all his power, dirk builds a huge machine that can kill all the people of the planet, so he gains control of the planet...

[pickled_pig 7]

But upon pronouncing himself Chief Dictator... ahem, Dirktator... of the Sacred World, a group of aliens that resemble rhesus monkeys decide to hold him hostage, only releasing him if they can take over the World.

[gggg 9]

why do I have to quote my self????

Date: 2/7/2006 7:04:15 PM Author: gggg comes with a machine gun and saves him

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