How many ST forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

[§haÅ--Ñ€ §hÅŽo 370]

*Hit's the fire with a fire extinguisher*

[mightygoose 92]

Someone called the ghostbusters????

[kj3400 178]

We don't have anything to call ghostbusters for!

*giant marshmallow monster comes out of nowhere and tries to take light bulb, destroying half of ST in the process*

Ok, now we need ghostbusters.

[jim 546 43]

Originally posted by: kj3400

*giant marshmallow monster comes out of nowhere and tries to take light bulb, destroying half of ST in the process*

quote>

So that's how the admins get rid of unused accounts! 

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

*A Celestial begins to attack the giant marshmallow monster, causing even more damage*

Ack! Quick, call the Esper Rangers!

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Hmm.. how about a Trixie for the member with the most illuminating imagination...

[§haÅ--Ñ€ §hÅŽo 370]

I should get that. My panda friend says so tooo! And police want to take me away in a straight jacket! D:

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Oh, dear... the battle seems to have broken the light...

Let's see the warranty again...

3

If the lamp is damaged, please see the instructions below.

Okay.

3.1

This lamp is damaged if the rouge emu, hiccups elephants, revenge, turkey, call 1-888-NEWBULB any form of telephone, modern, spin, free replacement. Opening hours are 10 am to 10 pm, assuming one of the elephants do not sit on the phone, or eating them.

No, no emus, elephants, or turkeys were involved with the damage.

3.2

This lamp is damaged if the space pirates, free replacement, please 1-888-NEWBULB any form of telephone, modern or rotation. Opening hours are 10 am to 10 pm, assuming that mobile phone has not been kidnapped.

No space pirates, either.

3.3

If this lamp is damaged or Acacia camel rage, free replacement lamp, please call 1-800-BULBRUS in a rotating cell phone, or call 1-888-KAPUTTB in the modern mobile phone. Otherwise, if the destruction of any other type of camel, or alpaca, please 1-888-NEWBULB any form of telephone, modern or rotation. Opening hours are 10 am to 10 pm, assuming that has not yet begun Acacia camel hump phone and / or spit on them.

Already saw that section... Rotating cell phones?

3.4

If the lamp is damaged in transit, please 1-800-BULBRUS in a rotating cell phone, or call 1-888-KAPUTTB in modern mobile phones, and explained that arrived broken light bulbs, they will come by changing your gender.

Change your gender?! No, the lamp wasn't damaged in transit.

3.5

If this lamp has a hole in it, free replacement, please 1-888-NEWBULB any form of telephone, modern or rotation.

This might be of help.

3.6

If the light is red, not pink, please 1-888-NEWBULB any form of telephone, modern, rotation, $ 10, replace the lamp.

This one cost $10?

3.7

If the light is vibration, a rotating call 1-800-BULBRUS phone, or call 1-888-KAPUTTB in the modern mobile phone, and said: "Let go of my leg!" The operator will say you have bats in the bell tower, and instructs you to follow the instructions of a series of very hard, at the end of the clothes with the other gender dressed and looking for a camel in the train station. Then, you will receive a new lamp.

Okay, that makes no sense.

3.8

For all other questions, please call 1-800-BULBRUS in a rotating, or call 1-888-KAPUTTB in modern mobile phones, and screaming rabbit is multiplied by the surrounding light, some people will focus on mental health to you a facilities.

Uh...

3.9

Or call 1-888-NEWBULB any form of telephone, modern, spin, and explain your problem, the first available person.

This might work, too.

But I think I'll just go look for another bulb.

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Ah the old rotating cell phone eh...?   Now that is smart light bulb changing technology.  Of course no one under the age of 30 will have the faintest idea who this paragon of light bulb changing prowess is.   Oh well...

[Muck308 55]

Isn't that the dude from Get Smart?

I don't count, I turned 30 a few months ago.

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Hmm... maybe it is time to put up the Christmas lights this weekend...

[kj3400 178]

*goes up to ST's attic*
Time for  Christmas lights, I suppose...
*pulls out dusty box with old broken light bulbs*
Shouldn't we be throwing these away?
* spots paper denoting NOT to throw bulbs away*
Why not, they're old....
*throws bulbs away and reads rest of note, which states that ST's Christmas lights were in said box, which is already halfway to the landfill*
...Oops....
I'll be back.....

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

*Finds large box in the basement*

Hmm, Blinken-Lights. Never heard of them... Might work if kj3400 can't get the other Christmas lights back from the landfill.

*Finds warrenty... Great... its THAT company again...*

1

This is an industrial strength, low bandwidth, Patrick compatible with flashing light, shatterproof, pulsating, snow prevention group Blinken - Lights ™, guaranteed not to cause any embarrassment to the gender swap. This set comes with 100 50-foot Blinken - Lights ™ shares.

2

To install an industrial strength, low bandwidth, Patrick compatible with flashing light, shatterproof, pulsating, snow anti-Strand Blinken - Lights ™, the string as long as they want to plug in any area and 3 Prong Outlet, or to another industrial-strength, low bandwidth, Patrick compatible with flashing light, shatterproof, pulsating, snow anti-Strand Blinken - Lights ™. Up to 5 industrial-strength, low bandwidth, Patrick compatible flash, light, shatterproof, pulsating, snow anti-shares, Blinken - Lights ™ may be an end to end plug.

3

If this set of Blinken - Lights ™ is damaged, please see the instructions below.

3.1

If the chain does not flash or pulse, to ensure the strand into the wall outlet, not the battery.

3.2

If for some reason to break the chain, a rotating call 1-800-BULBRUS phone, or call 1-888-KAPUTTB in the modern mobile phone and shouting "broken light bulb" at the top of your lungs. The operator will clean out his or her ears, then please contact the police.

3.3

If the chain has been eaten baboons, the replacement of 15 U.S. dollars, a rotating call 1-800-BULBRUS phone, or call 1-888-KAPUTTB in the modern mobile phone. Open from 10 am to 10 pm, assuming the company did not fully chase baboons.

3.4

If the stock bulbs are burned out, replaced free of charge, please 1-888-NEWBULB any form of phones, modern or rotation.

3.5

If the chain is flashing at 5Hz when, instead of the normal 2Hz, free replacement, please 1-800-BULBRUS a rotary phone in or call 1-888-KAPUTTB in the modern mobile phone. The operator will tell you to wear three sets, and submit the video excellent tube. Replacement unit will be transported by the Knight Bus. Provide valid, if you live on an island less than 50 square miles.

3.6

If this unit has a bandwidth of the error message, please contact 1-800-BULBRUS on a rotating call, or call 1-888-KAPUTTB in the modern mobile phone for free replacement chains. Office hours for the ten o'clock to ten p.m., assuming everyone does not take all the bandwidth.

3.7

If this stock is a pulse in a rotating call 1-800-BULBRUS phone, or call 1-888-KAPUTTB in a modern phone and said "Leggo my Eggo!" The operator would say, you have ants in the pants, and instructed you follow the series of instructions at the end of a very strange dress up clothes and other gender fluffy mini-mall and look for the magical cat. Then, you will receive a new branch.

3.8

For all other questions, please call 1-800-BULBRUS in a rotating, or call 1-888-KAPUTTB in modern mobile phones, and screaming all over the rabbit is multiplied by the chain, someone will put you to a mental health focus facilities.

3.9

Or call 1-888-NEWBULB any form of telephone, modern, spin, and explain your problem, the first available person.

4

"Bulbs-A-Plenty" is not responsible for any misunderstanding caused by reading the above warranty, can not be sued, because it is a fictitious company.

Uh... I think I'll let someone else set these up. I don't trust them.

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Well we had to go blinken this year cos all the non blinken spare bulbs have been used and the only bulbs that were left to choosen from were the blinken.  We never having had no blinken lights before was amazing to 12 year old who did not know that the lights we have always had were blinken compatible.  Now that christmas tree is up with blinken lights, now we can put up some lights outside.   Having two boxes of lights for several years with 320 lights in each but never put up because old house too blinken high and ladder not reachen.   New house not high and can reachen with ladder, but not known at moment if the lights are blinken or non-blinken.

[kj3400 178]

I'm back with the lights.....what do you mean you don't recognize me?

*looks at self*

Oh, I see. Can someone get me some hot water?

*pours hot water over self*

That's better. I guess I should explain what happened.

Well somehow the box was sent to China, instead of the dump. Guess that's where they make the lights. SO I went there, and ended up getting lost. I stumbled upon some springs....Apparently these springs were cursed or something, so I tried avoiding them, but I tripped over a rock, and fell into one....

And that's how come I change gender with water....anyway everyone was more willing to help me after the incident. Oh...

*sets box on table*

I couldn't read the instructions though, could you see if you could Leech?

In the meantime...

*splashes cold water on self*

I'm going to have some fun... *giggles*

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Leech: Someone called? And who's giggling?

Lyhoko: Hi! *throws a water ballon at Leech* Bye!

Leech: Thank you for that interruption. *shakes water out of hair*

Leech: Instructions... instructions... instructions...

Leech: Ah! Found the English translation!

1

This is an industrial strength, the bandwidth, flashing light, and some breakage, the pulse, snow proof and lighting set Unblinken - Lights ™, free box peanuts. This set of 100 shares with a 50-foot-long Unblinken - Lights ™.

2

To install an industrial strength, the bandwidth, flashing light, and some breakage, the pulse of the proof of snow chains and lighting Unblinken - Lights ™, the string as long as they want to plug in any area and 3 Prong outlet, or to another an industrial strength, medium bandwidth, flashing light, and some breakage, the pulse of the proof of snow chains and lighting Unblinken - Lights ™. Up to 6 industrial strength, the bandwidth, flashing light, and some breakage, the pulse, anti-snow and lighting unit, Unblinken - Lights ™ may be an end to end plug.

3

If this is a Unblinken - Lights ™ is damaged, please see the instructions below.

3.1

If the chain is the flash or pulse, make sure you have not set up an industrial strength, low bandwidth, Patrick compatible with flashing light, shatterproof, pulsating, snow ™ anti-Strand Blinken lights to replace, but you do forget .

3.2

If the chain has been sitting on a snowman riding a bull with a crane and eel, called a rotating 1-800-BULBRUS phone, or call 1-888-KAPUTTB in modern mobile phones and yak away incoherent. The operator will ask you what you want, and assuming he or she does not hang up the phone, will tell you to call 1-888-NEWBULB replacement set.

3.3

If Acacia camel spit chain, replacement of 5 million, please 1-800-BULBRUS in a rotary telephone, or call 1-888-KAPUTTB in the modern mobile phone. Open from 10 am to 10 pm, assuming the company is not passing the camels.

3.4

If the shares are burned out light bulbs or 5, free replacement, please 1-888-NEWBULB any form of phones, modern or rotation.

3.5

If the position is light, not just the lights, check the fuse to make sure it is not welded shut, and make sure you do not have connections with more than 6 industrial strength, medium bandwidth, flashing light, a little breakage, the pulse, snow proof and lighting shares, Unblinken - Lights ™ is connected.

3.6

If the shares have some form of bandwidth error message, please contact 1-800-BULBRUS on a rotating call, or call 1-888-KAPUTTB in the modern mobile phone for free replacement chains. Office hours for the ten o'clock to ten p.m., assuming the Internet and telephone services are still rising.

3.7

If the stock swings, or shake your all, please 1-800-BULBRUS in a rotary telephone, or call 1-888-KAPUTTB in the modern mobile phone, and said: "I cooked a goose." Operators will say, you have a screw loose, and you follow the instructions very mixed series of instructions at the end with the other gender's clothes in the castle dressed in Bonn and find a new, steaming cow pie. Then, you will receive a new branch.

3.8

For all other questions, please call 1-800-BULBRUS in a rotating, or call 1-888-KAPUTTB in modern mobile phones, and screaming, the taxi is around the unit, someone will send you to leave a spiritual side health facilities.

3.9

Or call 1-888-NEWBULB any form of telephone, modern, spin, and explain your problem, the first available person.

4

"Bulbs-A-Plenty™" is not responsible for any misunderstanding caused by reading the above warranty, can not be sued, because it is a fictitious company.

4.1

Warning: all throw away "Bulbs-A-Plenty™" products were sent to Qinghai Province to be restored. This kind of repair facilities near the cursed spring Jusenkyo, so be careful of your step.

Leech: Interesting. They're supposed to come broken? No wonder they need to be restored.

[mightygoose 92]

leech put in hair extensions mid comment? thats multitasking....

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Originally posted by: mightygoose

leech put in hair extensions mid comment? thats multitasking....quote>

Yes...  he is quite clever like that.

The subtle difference lies between the sub-atomic levels of the industrial strength, medium bandwidth, organic compounds Nanleech and Ninleech, which need to be carefully balanced in order for the the lights to be blinken or unblinken.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Or maybe it has something to do with the ratios of number of Y chromosomes to number of X chromosomes, combined with a bit of curse magic from Jusenkyo, which could get more interesting as there are now at least two cursed individuals running around...

By the way: nan and nin are the Ancaron words for male and female, respectively.

Edit: Half an hour or so ago, an imbalance somehwere in the equation caused my normal ceiling light to temporarily become blinken before going back to unblinken... and then again about 2 minutes after that, as the imbalance apparently resolved itself.

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Edit: Half an hour or so ago, an imbalance somehwere in the equation caused my normal ceiling light to temporarily become blinken before going back to unblinken... and then again about 2 minutes after that, as the imbalance apparently resolved itself.quote>

Must have been a moderator power surge, this has been known to make the changing of light bulbs hazardous.

This is why we need to un-plug all powers before the changing or repairing of lightbulb blinken or unblinken occurs.

[Duke87 1,070]

*wonders if Toronto has a rebate program like the one in New Yor that covers changing out lights for more efficient models*

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Leech: Here's the rest of the warrenty for the first light, by the way, in case you wanted to know.

1

This is an industrial strength, high bandwidth, Patrick approved, 1.5-megawatt halogen bulb with a bright pink, blue rabbit safe ball-shaped LED digital counter Gengu and Turkey, oven™, and 2 free turkey primer.

2

To replace the lamp, ensure that the lines and the fuse rating of industrial strength, high-bandwidth, Patrick approved, pink bright halogen bulb 1.5 MW additional blue rabbit safe ball-shaped LED digital counters and Gengu Turkey ovens™, if they are , just screw the lamp into the outlet.

See this post for section 3

4

"Bulbs-A-Plenty™" is not responsible for any misunderstanding caused by reading the above warranty, can not be sued, because it is a fictitious company.

4.1

To switch back to your gender, if you follow the 3.4, call 1-800-NEWLIFE, we will send someone to your system from your original gender.

[kj3400 178]

They're still not up?

Originally posted by: Leech10
4.1
Warning: all throw away "Bulbs-A-Plenty™" products were sent to Qinghai Province to be restored. This kind of repair facilities near the cursed spring Jusenkyo, so be careful of your step..
quote>

You know they could have told me that on the other box. Guess that's what I get for not reading.

Originally posted by: Leech10
Or maybe it has something to do with the ratios of number of Y chromosomes to number of X chromosomes, combined with a bit of curse magic from Jusenkyo, which could get more interesting as there are now at least two cursed individuals running around...
quote>

Hi!

Guys,maybe we should get some REGULAR lights? I got some from some desperate guys for free, want to use them?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Leech: Apparently someone tried to install them while they were plugged in or something, and caused power anomalies.

Leech: Regular lights? Maybe we could install those without anything wierd happening. Now, where did I put the hot water?

[kj3400 178]

Aww.....I was having fun....

Oh, well, let's read the instructions....At least they're in English this time...

Section 1

These are ST forum approved, Trixie compatible, high bandwidth Regular Lights^TM. This box comes with 100 bulbs and is 55 feet long.

To use  Regular Lights^TM, simply plug in light strand to an outlet, and plug phone wire in internet jack. Up to 10 strands can be connected to each other.

Section 2: Troubleshooting

If Regular Lights^TM are acting abnormally, follow these suggestions:

Lights won't turn on:

Are they plugged in?

Are all the bulbs screwed in tight?

Is the strand free of bunnies?

Are there no conductive items nearby?

Lights will not work if your cell phone is pluged in outlet.

Lights are causing seizures:

You may have gotten the Spasmodic variety of  Regular Lights^TM . If that occurs, please call 555-SPASM and calmly state the problem If unable to state problem clearly, press panic button. Paramedics will be over shortly.

Lights are covered by snow:

Simply brush lights off. Lights are not snow proof, as they are LED lights.

Lights have bandwidth error message:

Make sure the internet jack is connected. If problems persist, please go to reglights.com/onlinehelp if internet is still working. Do not call 555-REGLIGHTS as the lights will interfere with reception.

Lights are corroded by llama spit:

Please call 555-REGLIGHTS and give the call of the llama and we will be by in 10-155 business days with a mate and new strand.

Lights get stolen by giant marshallow monster:

Please do not alert us of this, as we do not have the capablities to combat such a threat. Who ya need to call? Ghostbusters!

Lights cause change in gender:

Certain strands have been made in the Qinghai Province near the cursed springs of Jusenkyo. As a result, residue from the spring may change your gender. Simply pour hot water to regain your former gender.

For other questions please call 555-REGLIGHTS, or go to reglights.com

Well, compared to any of the other lights, these are more normal than most, so I think we should use them.

*gets scaffolding equipment ready*

[Livin in Sim 83]

Oh, noes, it seems the lights in my siggy have stopped blinken.  Do you suppose it's related?  Can anyone help?

[jim 546 43]

Liv: Does it help if I report they appear to be blinking/en to me?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Liv: Did you ensure the strand into the wall outlet, not the battery? Er... I mean are the lights plugged into a wall outlet instead of a battery?

They appear to be blinken to me, though.

[Livin in Sim 83]

Why, yes, now they are blinken!  False alarm...I guess. 

[mightygoose 92]

there seems to be alot of confusion as to the differences in definition between blinken and blinking, who let the amatuers and half wits into the thread XD