ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[yoy21 1]

because maxis wanted to make a challenge, but did not know the line between challenge vs. insane

When will simcity be perfect?

[nottheboss 1]

about eighteen years ago

how many fish in the sea

[2nerdy4u 1]

4.

4 of what?

[yoshikoroyimara 5]

Equals three.

Why are skyscrapers tall?

[Trainmaster423 0]

Because they have to hold up the sky.

Is this statement false?

[2nerdy4u 1]

Maybe.

Are you eating or drinking something right now?

[rct3twins 14]

Yeah, I'm eating the air. It makes me feel sick, though. But they're addictive.

What does *insert 50-letter long word here* mean?

[nottheboss 1]

it means the chicken came before the egg

which came first the chicken or the egg?

[Superchan 23]

the cell phone

who invented the cell phone

[Bookworm 1]

A guy who thought it would be smaller then a shoe.

Who would want a shoe-sized cellphone?

[Almighty Nienaber 3]

27

[nottheboss 1]

27

What kind of a question was that?!?!

[2nerdy4u 1]

Good question.

What kind of answer was that?

[Smarty218 2]

An answer offered in answer to a question resulting from an answer.

What is the square root of the square root of the square root of the square root of the square root of the square root of the square root of the square root of the square root of the square root of the square root of the square root of the square root of the square root of pi?

[Za 164]

Rumbooni

What is the value of Rumbooni?

[Bookworm 1]

About 14 wumbos.

What's the difference between wumbo and whumbo?

[2nerdy4u 1]

There's an h in whumbo.

What do those words mean?

[yoshikoroyimara 5]

I don't know. Instead, ask me.

How much ground can a ground hog hog if a ground hog could hog ground?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

A: Something got whumped.

Q: Would you like to be whumped?

[IDS2 3,369]

A: Would you like to be whumped?

Q: Who will win the Jonesville, Nebraska haybaling contest?

[nottheboss 1]

Joe Fishman

What idiot came up with predictive text

[Za 164]

Good question....wasn't me...

What is the theory of everything?

[Superchan 23]

e8 polytope

why does this polytope have the same name is the EMD E8 diesel electric locomotive?

[pilotdaryl 25]

Becase da lucomoteve usis this theery forr propolsion.

Whay dou I keepp misspeling wourds?

[Raritan Express 0]

huh?

Does anybody understand him?

[2nerdy4u 1]

No, I'm more of a chocolate milk person.

Who are you?

[Za 164]

I prefer when it snows, actually...

Why has nerdy stolen Craig's ST identity?

[2nerdy4u 1]

Because he felt like it.

Am I who I truly am?

[Za 164]

good question...

Is nerdy who he says he is?

[simsmart 1]

nerdy is nerdy

why cant cats ski