ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Superchan 23]

when i fart

when will i fart

[octaves 4]

When Sim City Societies comes out of the closet into stores.

Why are some very ignorant people so racist, stereotyping and discriminating?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Because they're ignorant.

Why is there a fish bone in my soup?

[John94538 0]

Really? Go sue them.

When will the world end?

[LivingInThePast 364]

When I die!

Is SimCity Societies, um, not for those that are straight?

[JanYpe 17]

Is SimCity Societies, um, not for those that are straight?quote>

This is the stupid question thread. Not the very stupid question thread. Cling to some normalcy please.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

A: I can't understand that question, so the answer will be puddle jumper.

Q: Why make sense?

[LivingInThePast 364]

A: Indeed.

Q: So was my last question obvious, or what?

[topcliff 1]

Yeah, pretty obvious.

Why do I have this giant, puffy, oozing red bite on my neck that was given to me by the bedbugs (yes, bedbugs) at NorthStar?

[Jazzmaster 716]

Because the bug bit you, of course!

Why is my cat hiding in his little "secret comartment" hidden deep with the confines of my computer desk, just beyond my hard drive?

[John94538 0]

Clearly, you're not thinking like a cat. That place is a cat's purr-fect snuggling place!

Why do I hate spiders?

[topcliff 1]

Because when you're not looking, they steal your socks.

Why is my self-esteem and confidence so low right now?

[LivingInThePast 364]

It's the rain.

Am I insane?

[rob9926 0]

buy an 8 ball lol
what goes in hard and dry and comes out soft, wet and sticky?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

A dried up ball of play-doh being put in a washing machine.

Why is the ball of play-doh dried up in the first place?

[LivingInThePast 364]

It's Made in China.

If I feed my little bro crayons, what color is he?

[topcliff 1]

He doesn't have a color, because you don't have a brother: you have a sister!

What goes better with roasted Flavor Flav: basil or a squirt of lemon?

[John94538 0]

That depends on your changing mood.

Why is Topcliff and I actually counting down the time 'til school starts?

[LivingInThePast 364]

Starting high school...young folks!

Am I dead?

[agswookie 0]

Dunno, but hitler is.

Why have i got small hands?

[topcliff 1]

So you can't carry a big stick like Teddy Roosevelt.

Why is everyone jealous that I get an iPhone as a back to school present?

[mtxman 0]

because we wish we were as cool as you.

what is the meaning of life????

[2nerdy4u 1]

cheese!

is it weird that theres a bunch of 14 year olds here?

[topcliff 1]

No, what's weird is the fact that you have a third leg growing out of your medula ablagata.

Why do I love to chug Sierra Mist so fast that I can't open my mouth for five minutes for fear of regurgitation?

[John94538 0]

You're immature and proud of it!

Why does everyone think I'm a 93er?

[2nerdy4u 1]

cuz we all happen to know ur second cousin's best friend who thinks ur a 93er.

why do monkeys throw poop?

[Jazzmaster 716]

Cuz they is nasty lil' furballs!

Why does my dog eat cat food?

[John94538 0]

It might be a dot or a cog! (cat + dog)

Why don't I ever go into ST chat?

[LivingInThePast 364]

Yo momma's afraid of 40 year old child molesters.

Are goths "neo-narcissists"?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: No, Goths, are a dying breed...

Q: When is a Qatari not a Qatari?