ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Amerikaner 42]

Because the real truth is CALIFORNIA IS THE UGLIEST PLACE ON EARTH...TEXAS WHOOP lol sry had too

btw i say eh all the time eh?? lol

Why is Texas so SEXY...ohh yeah cause EVERYTHING is big here lol...omg i need to stop

WHY WONT SOMEBODY RESCUE ME LOL

[octaves 4]

Because Texas rules   (Dallas has one of the most beautiful skylines...)

Why doesn't Topcliff realize that our money is worth the same so he decides to ignore Canada's true nature and beauty (Rockies, Québec's scenic river valleys, The Great Lakes, The Pacific Coast...) and say he doesn't like because we can tell our bills apart?

Okay I'll stop being "Oh Canada" can we just get along?

Why does everything make me mad?

[John94538 0]

Look at your face, and you'll know why!

To change the subject from Canada vs. US vs. California vs. Texas*, here's my question: What's an iPod?

*To really know my decision about this topic, press CTRL-A and look below:

I have no comment.

[homeandaway 1]

a.... invented future toilet!

Do you like ToppCliff?

[LivingInThePast 364]

No. People get on my nerves.

Do you like licking spark plugs?

[topcliff 1]

I'm sorry, I don't.

Do you believe that there's actually been an assassination attempt on me when I was a baby?

[Superchan 23]

yes

what is intel

[octaves 4]

An assassination attempt on topcliff when he was a baby XD

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[topcliff 1]

It wouldn't chuck the wood in the garbage. It'd throw it at Bush's head.

Can someone explain to me just why I'm a proud democrat?

[John94538 0]

Because you hate "dem" Republicans!

Why are my jokes not funny?

[LivingInThePast 364]

They are funnier than Superchad's.

How do you like your steak?

[topcliff 1]

I like it in a kind of love-hate relationship. It makes my mouth heveanly, but my other areas like a balloon.

What's the difference between Kronick Moscovitz and the chronic moscovitz?

[John94538 0]

Not much, except I seem to can't turn this into a joke.

What do you get when you invite all the ST mods, admins, and chat ops to a party, then suddenly someone uninvited barges in?

[Superchan 23]

they read an admins mind

what is an airport

[JakeMD 107]

What time is it in London when the moon says moo?

[homeandaway 1]

you mean cows of London? - erm at midnight - well your instict is telling me that every cow in London at midnight say MOO!

Why do i love soap Opreas?

[Superchan 23]

cause they brainwashed you

why did no one answer my last question

[topcliff 1]

I don't know, you're questions irritate me?

If you're life depended on it, what animal would you make out with to save yourself from my (fake) mafia ties?

[LivingInThePast 364]

Because you don't give funny questions. You type "whats a moron" and no one posts because you are blatantly unfunny.

Anyone agree?

EDIT: I didn't see TopCliff's post. Sorry.

[Superchan 23]

no, questions dont matter as much as the answer

why did you and topcliff respond to my question

[John94538 0]

Because suddenly everyone woke up and posted.

If I drink water that came from tap water, which came from a water treatment plant, which came from a storm drain, which came from my neighbor dumping yard waste into it, will I get sick?

[topcliff 1]

No.

Is there anyone else on this site who loves Spin City?

[octaves 4]

A: Chuck Norris does.  He's everywhere.

Q: I'm so far gone now, do you wanna take me on?

Lol, a lyric from the song I'm listening to.  (Lunacy Fringe - The Used)

[John94538 0]

I can't tell you what it means to me... JK.

I was always wondering... what's a iMac?

[Superchan 23]

its mcdonalds new personilezed version of the bigmac, made specificly for i

why am i running out of questions

[topcliff 1]

Because while everyone's brains are now iPhones, you're still an 8-track.

Do you like my new signature image, because I had to get rid of my comic strip?

[octaves 4]

A: Very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very annoying.  But the dots all over it are telling me to like it.

Q: Why is my signature so much better than everyone else's?

[JakeMD 107]

um, i dunno?

Have you called your Gastroenterogolist lately?

[topcliff 1]

Nope, but now I get a giant needle in my arm today!

Why does Brad thinks he's superior to everybody, when we can all tell in his signature there's pink, which is weakness?

[John94538 0]

It takes a real man to love pink!

Am I too lazy to include a pic in my sig then?