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Q: Why snow is white?

[masochist 111]

A: Because we'd all freak out if it were yellow...

Q: Can tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?

[Kippis05 2]

Hmmm, the 1994th post... The year I got my head stuck in a toilet... don't even ask

A: Sorry, we've torn that neighborhood down.

Q: Why is it so hard to be someone you're not?

[Grobulous 0]

A: because no matter what you are what you are

Q: why are most erasers pink?

[amal81 3]

Girls make them...thats why.

What is Sudoku?

[iamthouth 0]

an semi-intelectual pasttime when you're not near a computer (and hence Simtropolis)

What comes after triannuarian?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) tetrannuarian, or maybe quadannuarian.

Q) What does Davy Jones keep in his locker?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: Don't know, but if you dare go ahead and smell that stench, be prepared to throw up for years!

Q: Why should we care that Tom Sawyer is a foil to Huckleberry Finn?

[cityhawk 12]

A: We shouldn't; simple as that!

Q: What do I get for making the 2000th post in this thread?

[screamingman12 30]

A: because he just is...

Q: why would fast-food joint workers put pot in burgers?

[JLT-001 0]

A: Because they ran out of Pans!

Q: Why does corn do so well at the end of the semester?

[ky72x 13]

A: Chuck Norris needs all the corn, so he makes everyone buy it for him.

Q: Why was Cookie Monster so addicted to cookies?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: It's better than tobacco, so why are we complaining?

Q: Why isn't Cookie Monster addicted to Tabasco?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) beacuse then he'd be "Tabasco Monster"

Q) Are you my mommy?

[ky72x 13]

A: I hope not.

Q: Who is Duke87's mommy?

[cityhawk 12]

A: IDK, but she's probably anime.

Q: Where did the sun come from?

[thundercrack83 0]

A: Don't know, but I'm sure Stephen Hawking could tell you.

Q: What's hidden inside an empty box?

[amal81 3]

a ray of light

What happens when love and hate collide?

[Kippis05 2]

A: Your hopes and dreams j/k

    Love + Hate = a double cheeseburger from McDonalds

Q: Where is Cacapoopoopeepeeshire?

[octaves 4]

A: In the country of Portymouth where everyone speaks like a cowboy!

(Pottymouth in case people are too stupid to not get it...)

Q: Isn't saying "War on Terrorism" an oxymoron?

[ky72x 13]

A: It depends. Go ask someone else.

Q: What do you get when you combine 67 apples, 778 crackers, 90 chocolate bars, 32 whole chickens, and 84 liters of Pepsi soda?

[octaves 4]

A: 845 items of goodness and 206 items of cardiac arrest.

Q: If I was born on November 7th, will I ever have a birthday on Friday the 13th?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) no.

originally posted by ky72x:Q: Who is Duke87's mommy?quote>

originally posted by cityhawk: A: IDK, but she's probably anime.quote>

XD. That made my day.

Q) What makes the Earth orbit Jupiter?

[octaves 4]

A: The stupid theories of people who know nothing about space.

Q: What time is it in Kuala Limpur, Ontario?

[amal81 3]

Same as New Bombay, New Jersey.

why is that American cities have borrowed their names from somewhere else?

[iamthouth 0]

There's no place like home!

How many meanings can the acronym PM cover?

(my 200th post....yay....soon I'll catch up to Amal...lol! )

[JLT-001 0]

A: 4500001²³

Q: What is the world record for........the longest pause.....uuuuummmmmmmm.......during a  televised speech?

[thundercrack83 0]

A: Ummmmmmmm....nine seconds.

Q: How many nickels are in $269?

[iamthouth 0]

We only take notes here thanks!

Can I put that on credit?

[Kippis05 2]

A: No, you can put it on crackers only.

Q: Where is the Sun?