ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[cityhawk 12]

A: Because reality is a relative term.

Q: If 5 + 5 = 10, where are my gloves?

[Pirates29 0]

A: In the closet

Q: When will the run of reality shows end?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Not in the forseeable future, unfortunately.

Q: Where can I find a living dinosaur?

[cityhawk 12]

A: In that time machine over there!

Q: Does 1 + 1 = 3?

[Vigilante1987 180]

A: Yes! (and I can prove it)

Q: Why is playing with infinity fun?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Because it is hard to do.

Q: Where can I find pictures of the sky?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Everywhere.

Q: Why do I have to work tomorrow?

[Vigilante1987 180]

A: Because you need money.

Q: Why would I want to go to Disnyworld?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: You don't.

Q: Where is up?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Up there.

Q: Why are you looking up?

[Vigilante1987 180]

A: I'm an optimist.

Q: Why do good things happen to bad people?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Because the bad things happen to good people.

Q: What was I just thinking?

[Pirates29 0]

A: Thinking logically

Q: Will it be sunny today?

[amal81 3]

don't go to work don't go to school/college and it will be sunday everyday.

What day is today?

[Pirates29 0]

A: Not Saturday, darn it!

Q: Where is down?

[Skyfire2275 23]

Pirates29, please do not break the two post rule. Thank-you.

A: Underneath you.

Q: Why is it soooo hot?

[Kippis05 2]

A: Because of Global Warming.

Q: Is Global Warming just a theory?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Only if it's not proven.

Q: Why am I typing Q's and A's here?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Because that is what the rules say.

Q: Why did sloppet leave ST?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: To slit his wrists and watch the blood drip.

Q: Why would anyone want to slit their wrists open?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Because they want to see their veins uncovered.

Q: Why did you start that fire that is burning your house down now.

[Kippis05 2]

A: Because I'm trying to lower my heating bills.

Q: Why is fire so dangerous?

[Pirates29 0]

A: Because you and everything else around you will be toast if not controlled

Q: Why do I keep playing this game?

[MarcosMX 222]

A: because my boss told me to

Q: Why Simtropolis is always open?

[pilotdaryl 25]

Because Dirk never sleeps.  He must be tired by now...

Why is  Canada the 2nd largest country in the world?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: Because it is not the 1st!

Q: Why did gmax mess up my building?

[Kippis05 2]

A: Because it's mad at you for exporting.

Q: Why can't I BAT?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Because you're not meant to BAT.

Q: Why did I go bowling tonight?

[Pirates29 0]

A: You needed something to do other then ST

Q: Will my headache ever go away?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: Only if God says so.

Q: What would happen if the forum game spammers tried to take over the world?