ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[pickled_pig 7]

A: Penalty. Purely a penalty.

Q: What did the adverb say to the semi-colon?

[cityhawk 12]

A: I will use my sentence form, the introductory adverb clause, to eliminate you.

Q: Why did Pangea have to break apart?

[BlondeTwiggy 43]

A: Laurasia and Gondwana had a big fight, and so they broke up.

Q: What is nothing?

[scrap104 0]

A: Everything, according to the equations of Albert Einstein.

Q: Why is E=mc²?

[mightygoose 92]

A: the contents of your skull

Q: winking bishops interact with hydrogen in a peculair fashion what is the atomic mass of a penguin...

[rocketoink 3]

A; BIIITE 1!

Q; Supervolcano?

[rocketoink 3]

A;BIIITE ONE! Q; SupervolcanoNewYork?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Why not?!

Q: What goes on inside Area 51?

[soldyne 111]

A: If I told you they would shoot us both...

Q: At what point does a fly flip over to land on the cieling?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) The governemnt covers up everything they don't want the public to know about.

Q) Si... Sigma!?

[scrap104 0]

A: Sigma Sigma Sigma, Phi Sigma Sigma, Delta Sigma Theta!

Q: Is your microwave on?

[mightygoose 92]

A:well your is isn't it

Q: the bonsai tree sat in the yard, what did it think of when it saw a cloud shaped like a massacre???

[pickled_pig 7]

A: This soil tastes rather great... and it's nutritious and delicious also!

Q: Why was symbolism invented?

[Micah 16]

A: Because formulas are confusing.

Q: Why would I live on Bikini Atoll?

[cityhawk 12]

A: That's a given: b/c that's what guys would love to do!

Q: Using a bicycle, how long would it take to ride from New York, NY, to Los Angeles, CA?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: Two days, provided that I put the bicycle on top of a car.

Q: Where did logic go today?

[screamingman12 30]

A: It got soked up by your head

Q: !?

[scrap104 0]

A: $%

Q: Can you see what they are seeing?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) No.

Q) Is NESquik a chocolate console?

[mightygoose 92]

A:no its a super duper chocosole hybrid or (should it be consolate???)

Q: provided that duke87 has more posts than sloppet, what is the ultimate weapon in the picture war game,

[scrap104 0]

A: An 800x600 BMP file

Q: Who would win a fight between   and 

[pickled_pig 7]

A: The ninja, obviously. But this is "ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer", so the snail would win the fight. I don't know where he is or what he looks like, but he'll win.

Q: Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? (this is not real German, and there is a correct answer)

[Duke87 1,070]

A) (insert whatever the "correct answer" you were looking for is here)

Q) What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen pterodactyl?

[mightygoose 92]

A: more than an unladen african swallow but less than the european swallow.

Q: spacial jaming and space jam are not concordent, what is the cost of interment for a warthog in sloppet's cosmetic surgery practice?

[cityhawk 12]

A: A bucket of dirt and a NIMBY area.

Q: A lot of Emily Dickinson's poems are based on death, but why?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) Because she was emo.

Q) Do you, uh, yahoo?

[TinySim 4]

A: No I google.

Q: When?

[mightygoose 92]

A: when the sheep in the field melt and boil in wooly puddles of blood, and the sky doth groan under the weight of the heavens. then ye shall see the power at work in ye distance murky deep.

Q: if deaths middle name is archibald why am i searching for the writings of ling when three swallows are suing playboy for copyright??

[pickled_pig 7]

A: Because Jesus H. Christ III came to your house and asked for that situation, and you can surely take it from here...

Q: Wherefore come'st thou hither?

[cityhawk 12]

A: B/C I can

Q: Why did the owl hoot?