ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[callagrafx 3]

A: Feels kinda slimy..

Q: Is there any more?

[mightygoose 92]

Q. yes i just soiled myself for answering the wrong question

A. if a donkey can walk at 400ft per second how long did it take frank hooper to reach the ground after jumping out the fourth balcony window of the hindenburg when it exploded???

[ThomasAH 0]

A: a very Very VERY long time

Q: What is simcity?

[TinySim 4]

A: A compu-thor game where you're god, but the people does not obey you.

Q: If X=Y then what's Z?

[mightygoose 92]

a: X-Y

q: considering callagrafx has jumped me twice now and that the approximate airspeed of a european swallow is 23km/h then how many shrimps can you fit in a smarty tube using a leaf blower and some chopsticks...

[TinySim 4]

A: 23, if you have a good leaf blower and the smarty tube is empty....

Q: Why?

[pickled_pig 7]

A:  Because you broke the two-post rule.  BLASPHEMY!

Q:  What did the Scientologist say to the Alien?

[mightygoose 92]

A: oh great one give me a teaspoon...

Q: considering pickled pig has had a city named after him in a city journal what is the approximate diameter of love present in the arboretum of buckingham palace while childern eat chips in dubai???

[callagrafx 3]

A: exactly the same as the one ring

Q: is this game going anywhere?

[pickled_pig 7]

A:  I don't know, but I've been told

     [i don't know, bit I've been told]

      This game's getting really old

     [This game's getting really old]

Q:  You say you'll dance to anything... what would you NOT dance to... come on, there must be an answer...

[Mr food11 6]

A: Anything by Jackson5.

Q: Why is Mr. Whiskers being dragged and chewed on by a racoon?

[GaBoR 7]

Cause He tastes like bananas----

Why the Bananas are in pijamas?

[twistie 3]

A: Because the show started out as a porno but they changed it to a childrens show...

Q: If I get an A for maths and a B for Physics How many pieces of bread did I eat?

[mightygoose 92]

A: seven

Q: what is the name of the middle child on a bench in paris given that there are four monkeys juggling ladders in manhattan and the price of beef jerky in thailand is 3 bottles of flea poo???

[Amandine 0]

A: jean-baptiste sicko

Q: how many women average italian man can get, considering that he is desperate and lives in a virtual world?

[twistie 3]

A: 7821597848577.2 Yes thats right he gets a leg!

Q: Whats that thing that sounds like a car but isn't?

[TinySim 4]

A: An engine. WITHOUT the gas tank.

Q: How many small ferrets can you fit into a standard Xerox machine?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: You can fit an odd number of small ferrets into a standard xerox machine. However, you can fit 42 ferrets into an 18*11*11 fax machine, provided that they are dead and fried in a McDonald's Fryolator.

Q: Provided that Satan exists in a cave below Siberia and Satan's prey is the naive and gullible, what religion will George Bush convert to tomorrow?

[MadMax410 1]

ANONE He realizes he can't be bothered to follow the religion

Q If a train is traveling at x speed, how many pies will I eat when I teach a dog to speak French?

[soldyne 111]

A: the square root of Z number of pies.

Q: Will that dog have an accent?

[TinySim 4]

A: It probably will...

Q: If you could avoid death, would you be able to squeeze down twenty-one bottles of beer into my ADSL modem then?

[MadMax410 1]

A: I know what you are but what am I?

Q:What is the chances of Microsoft, Nintendo, and Sony join forces and become Microsintendo

[cityhawk 12]

A: Very high if I had the final authority in it.

Q: You are on a 2-lane highway in the middle of nowhere, literally. You're by yourself and your car breaks down; your cell phone or any other communications device does not work. You then see a feroucious bear coming towards you with a hungry look; you don't have anything in your car that could hurt or kill the bear, and there are no big rocks or other natural large objects lying around. What do you do?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: I break a leaf on the ground into two halves. Now two halves make a [w]hole, so I jump into the hole and escape.

Q: Why did you just eat that mushroom?

[scrap104 0]

A: So I can bash bricks with my head.

Q: Why is the llama running around the city?

[TinySim 4]

A: He's looking for brains to eat. (It's a zombie llama)

Q: Would you ban dihydrogen monoxide if I told you it's lethal in large doses?

[callagrafx 3]

A: Nah...let em BURN!!!!

Q: Who?

[rocketoink 3]

MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! STEXMEXLEXMEXBEXS***F***?

[scrap104 0]

A: ?

Q: What is the English translation of what rocketoink just said?

[mightygoose 92]

A: i have three children called lex bex and F*** but i love the STEX more....

Q: three blind jellyfish are having an archery contest and the judge is a crossbreed of a werewolf and a donkey, how does he score the jellyfish who eats a double decker bus and sets fire to the target?