ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[cityhawk 12]

A: Cheez Whiz!

Q: What happened to the Wise Man?

[gggg 9]

A. the stupid man killed him  

Q. since when youre banned?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: I don't know. What??^?

Q: What are you dictator of?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Jackson County!

Q: Who made you boss?

[tchaos713 5]

A: You did!!!

Q: Why do people play forum games?

[Duke87 1,070]

A/Q: Why not?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

A: Because there is a division by the second number, which is two, of the question and answer union that uses the Zukish letter /, which is not a letter in English, and for some reason includes the words why and not.

Q: What was that?

[newyorkstate 6]

Originally posted by: cityhawk A: Cheez Whiz!quote>

That is correct!!

Well, anyways...

A: What was what? Go check it!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

[pickled_pig 7]

A:  There is only one reason:  because Pi said so!  O, worship thy Circle, Great Masters!

Q:  If three art historians go into a duel, what shoe size does King Lear have?

[cruiser052 0]

A: his shoe size is proportional to the amount of Cheese in the 'fridge.

Q: what exectly is a stupid question?

[cityhawk 12]

A: Whatever you think it is; that's the beauty of this game.

Q: Why did a box of crayons fall from the sky?

[Micah 16]

A: Donald Trump dropped them when he was in his helicopter.

Q: Why are there people online on Simtropolis?

[organicsabre 1]

A Because television today is full of crap.

Q Why did the pervert cross the road?

[newyorkstate 6]

A: Because he got kicked out from ST because of his inappropriate avatars!

Q: Why does organicsabre use words like crap? What is crap? Hehehe....

[justanothersim86 83]

Saying "Crap" keeps his Fecal Batteries charged during intense strain when performing tedious tasks for engineers at a merged computer company called "Delapplesoftway". 

Will yelling at a traffic signal make it stay green?

[cruiser052 0]

A: If you're colorblind.

Q: 42?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: This isn't Jeopardy.

Q: What if a hippie came to your town?

[cityhawk 12]

A: The town would be a much happier place.

Q: What would happen if the sky turned red?

[Micah 16]

A: People would be drinking 'Tang'.

Q: Why did aliens come to earth?

[newyorkstate 6]

A: Because they were hungry.

Q: Why are there 21 hours in one day?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) Because the hours between 9 PM and 12 AM aren't part of the day. They are the antiday.

Q) Shiggidy shiggidy shwa?

[justanothersim86 83]

A: Only if you speak in tongue during a fever caught from an infection in your throat.

Q: Do coasters really keep your table dry?

[pickled_pig 7]

A:  No, but they provide quite the amusement for the thrill-seeker.

Q:  Why did I just distinctly hear a Mexican rhythm combo?

[Micah 16]

A: Because you went to a French resturant.

Q: Why is there something on my chest?!?!

[cityhawk 12]

A: I don't know; maybe the fact that that something is hair might help you figure that out.

Q: Why is life so difficult?

[Dr. Frickenstein 0]

A: That's a difficult question!

Q: 35.875.983 x 456.464.687.412 = ????

[Duke87 1,070]

A) Absolutely nothing. Those aren't real numbers. They aren't imaginary numbers either. No number ever has more than one decimal point, it simply isn't done.

Q) Why X? Why have you done this to us?

[Dr. Frickenstein 0]

A: Because I've lost some cheese, so I got angry!

Q: Do you have some cheese for me?

[apfelgruetze 0]

- Here you are...

- How do you know there's a giraffe in the fridge?

[sloppet 3]

A: It's frozen?

Q: Why Am I posting here?